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@sulky80715248 One time I did acid and ate a burrito in the dark and this exactly what it felt like.
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@JaiIpose If an old head ever snatched me up and scratched with my head I know exactly how I would’ve went about my revenge.
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@IAmLilRico Aye no cap I be watchin shit like game of thrones and when sex scenes and shit come on I’m like “ain’t no way it smelled good in that room”.
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@Angelicali0 @miaa_xoxoxo Like 3weeks ago I served this girl some bud and she hopped out like “wanna have a 3sum wit me and my friend” I was like shorty give me my 50 bucks and stop playing wit me😂.
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@StreetFashion01 This not only some of the lightest skinned shit I’ve seen in some time,but I feel like not a flex cause why was you ever about to propose that many times my guy?.
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@_2fedd See and once I got through breathing hard and finally could see,Y’all would have to keep me under 24hr surveillance cause the get back real.
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My high school principal go to jail just like me y’all. I’m never gone feel bad about shit I do
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Y’all Mfkas was on Facebook like “works at diamond supply co.” I ain’t forget.
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Idk why I just thought of this but imagine you’re Andrew huntrods and your baby moms lexi lynch. That’s crazy. Then imagine you Lexi and your baby daddies is tanner Stanley and Andrew huntrods.
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Nigga didn’t you crash into a crib off the liquor😂.
marshalltown breeds absolute alcoholics, and I love it.
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@2thpainz Women legit scare the living daylights out of me. This some of the craziest work I ever seen.
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A nigga been streaming ed edd and eddy off YouTube for hours If that counts
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No cap,if the teachers was on what they on now at MHS I should’ve just kept it 💯 wit mrs pierce cause fuck it.
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@increasemyvalue See shit like this why I can’t frown. Damn near a 5 piece off the air soft play.
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@MostDopeNickie This why the babies wit the whites ladies don’t count lol they watered down koolaid fr.
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You right,sometimes I don’t wanna talk tho.
A lot of broken friendships could b fixed by a convo.
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Aight so I used to serve this dude and he graduated and shit from MCC. Why this nigga move to Kansas and still like “can you find me a plug in Lawrence?” Bro I’m not fucking weedmaps 🤔.
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@MeechIsDEAD I was just telling my cousin I wanna he stabbed to ‘ascension’ that beat too hard.
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@ZOMBIEJuicee i realized that when @erickarcelliott walked to zombie burger alone. Real is real,no security was needed.
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I ain’t even gone call no one out specifically but dude told me I could bring hella people back to his house to get drunk asl last night but “don’t bring Indians” so I just ain’t link🤷🏾♀️. We don’t do discrimination my guy.
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Guys,its my gmas bday and shes 60 and she said all she want is for me to go play bingo with her today.
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Kehlani shit on me wit the fit pics the other day and I ain’t stop thinking of ways to step it up since.
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Happy birthday to my demon. Block me unfollow me idc. That was my dawg and we spose to be drunk for your 21st. I’ma get drunk for you. Call me bro
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Aye this a good question 😂 y’all homegirls be y’all worst enemy and don’t even realize.
when did you realize your supposed homegirl actually hated you?.
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I threw up in front of that store on main and this dude came out and gave me a Gatorade. Then he seen me puke some more and offered me his ocean city. There’s still some real niggas in these streets Fr.
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Tbh I don’t really get why people post pics and cover their license plates cause when you drive them shits on full,free display for anyone to see🤷🏼.
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This man said “can you spot me $20 til I get paid”. bro I ain’t even “spot” my landlord rent yet. You last in line buddy.
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As soon as you leave state to go work your hard construction job for the week,she adds me back on Snapchat. Stay up kings.
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SAY THIS DONT BE PAULINO HIGH ASS WALKING AROUND TOWN!! YOU A MFKIN LIEEEEE.
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Today TRASH. Last time I seen my granny I randomly caught her at Walmart and she told me happy birthday and she loved me. Rip Debbie.
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