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@Bruhsepheus
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I’ll never forget that starry night at Ruby Tuesdays when I asked your mother to be my main hoe and bossed her life up on some playa shit
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Can someone make a surrealist movie about this tiny guy trying to win the affection of his really tall female companion and his cartoonish journey of the “Boylands” I think it would capture the hearts of many
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Indiana kinda cool sometimes. Some Amish hoopers pulled up to an inner city park yesterday and gave them that work
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They’re saying this is the song of the summer
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Bloc Party · Silent Alarm · Song · 2005
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White Boy Apologizes In Perfect Therapy-Speak Leaving Ex Girlfriend Speechless
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I like to think of Temperature by Sean Paul as an ancestral memory passed down to us of a fertility ritual song that was made after a cataclysmic event
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“Your racks will never be honorable” Futuritus Hendrixus said to the Emperor before finishing him with one fell swoop of his blade. The Plutonian people rejoiced as they were liberated
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I (27m) got my body sawed in half inside a box at at a magic show and she (25f) left me. 4 years down the f*cking drain because she got the “ick” and said she “couldn’t see a future with a man who’s susceptible to magic” How do I get her back?
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You listen to some charli xcx and then go on the discovery recommended page the next day and they hit you with the George Soros Funded Sissy Hypnosis Mix
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I sometimes think about Japanese excellence. For example, Japanese whisky is much better than the original, but Japanese coffee is very bad. Similarly, Japanese jazz is superior to American jazz, but Japanese pop music is garbage. What causes these big differences?
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There’s an ethnostate of 30,000 identical Dua Lipas deep into a secluded area of the Balkan mountains that the Albanian government is hiding and running experiments on
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