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"why is nobody talking about this" the ongoing pressure to be aware of and responsive to every injustice in every country on planet earth is both overwhelming and infeasible
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spreading awareness is good, but i think we should erase needless guilt-trips from our activism
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never seen this show in my fucking life but this is the craziest shit i've ever seen. why did the blonde one react so tenderly to that
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(act 1 wyll voice) when i was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. he said, "son, when you grow up, would you be the savior of the broken, the beaten, & the damned?" he said, "will you defeat them, your demons and all the non-believers, the plans
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💛 fuck it, i wanna do a little giveaway too!!!!
💛 3 winners
💛 each winner can pick (1) mxtx novel to receive for free
💛 worldwide shipping A-OK 👌
💛like, RT or comment to enter
💛 ends august 12th at 11:5p EST
💛 pwease be 16+
here i stand with my broke ass clan
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they finally patched this dialogue into the game -- and holy shit, astarion sounds even hornier than i ever dreamed possible
#wyllstarion
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i commissioned art of wyll as a hot priest... this is what happens when you have bg3 and fleabag brainrot at the same time, i fear
(art by the talented
@alisandor_
💕)
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astarion is clearly easily seduced by irrational risk if reassured of some kind of irresistible possible upside. hence being into the tadpole, hence being relatively open-minded about dealing with raphael.
ergo: astarion is the companion most likely to have purchased an NFT
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wyll always saying sum shit like "by the nine!" "balduran's bones!" "by tyr's sword!" "by the hells!" ... how bout a nice old fashioned "fucking fuck"
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this might sound absurd, but part of the reason i'm so endeared to the shittiness of the sv donghua... is that it feels consistent with the world of pidw. clonestamped villains and background characters? bland locations? yep, that's my boy airplane's world.
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do you ever just.... DO YOU EVERR... JJJSUT.... DDDO YOU EVER FUCKING JUST,
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@Barbriah
yeah... you're right, actually. we should be showing empathy to people who are trying to make their struggles known.
just because the world has become deluged with crisis doesn't make any individual crisis less important. those are real human lives, yeah.
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early svsss fandom shit:
- having to do algebra to get privatter p0rn passwords
- every single fic title formatted like fake clickbait
- constantly debunking mistranslations
- 'cursed money island' whatever the fuck that was
- meltdowns en masse following each feynite update
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Forget touching grass I need to touch chest hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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how funny would it be if at the very end of proud immortal demon way, after 2000+ chapters, countless world-saving adventures, and scores of papapa scenes, luo binghe fell on a nail and died of tetanus
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@thefilmdrunk
hire him for this movie, obviously, but let him be like a sexy oiled-up palace concubine in silks or something, it's what america needs to heal
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i love making fun of terrible fic, but this is a purely DMs-only hobby -- no 12-year old deserves to have their first attempt at fanfiction publicly roasted across the hot coals of the internet
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companions ranked by how much they like musicals:
1. wyll (former theatre kid, was valjean in his hs production of les mis)
2. gale (unironic hamilton enjoyer, sondheim supremacist)
3. astarion (old and gay, likes 'gentlemen prefer blondes' and shit, thinks ALW ruined theatre)
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sqq: airplane-bro.
sqh. cucumber-bro.
sqq: what. is. this?
sqh: that's... a tomato?
sqq: a tomato. in ancient china.
sqh: .... is that a problem?
sqq: tomatoes are new world food goods. they didn't arrive in china until the columbian exchange.
sqh:
sqh: ... it's a Fantasy Tomato.
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i don't think anyone's put this on twitter......... but guys.......... look at what my friend got from theo on cameo (they mentioned they like wyll and astarion as a duo)!!!!
#BaldursGate3
#wyllstarion
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does hua cheng canonically JINGLE AND JANGLE whenever he moves??? because literally every hua cheng cosplayer does, and honestly, that gives me some Added Perspective on certain key dramatic scenes,
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masculinity peaked with atsushi sakurai in the 90s
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stop pitting TGCF characters against one another!
xie lian is KIND
hua cheng is LOYAL
ling wen is SMART
feng xin is STRONG
qi rong
mu qing is ADAPTABLE
pei ming is RELIABLE
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if you're already here, please kick a few bucks towards the montreal moisson food bank 💛
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if your man is:
- a prickly, hostile former slave
- deeply traumatized
- an implied sexual assault survivor
- graceful + poised in battle
- painfully in love w/ a tall, gentle man who only wants to do right by him
he MIGHT be shen jiu. but he also might be fenris dragon age
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i actually feel pretty bad for EN-only MXTX fans who attempt to theorycraft or publish close readings/critical analysis.
no matter what, there's always a chance their theories are at least partly predicated on mistranslations, misunderstandings, or missing cultural knowledge.
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new fandom event called Shen Jiu Good End Festival where we ONLY write fics where shen jiu gets to be happy
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glad bg3 came out in 2023 and not 2016 so i don't have to see a tadfools amv set to "the phoenix" by fall out boy or "wait for it" from hamilton
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every time i remember that qi rong ran away and started a spooky cannibal bed and breakfast with a lovely homecooked dinner service. right in the middle of the novel. i LOSE MY MIND. the absolute KING 👑 of stupid bullshit
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luo binghe: titted boobily down the stairs
hua cheng: jingled jangily down the stairs
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@Hbomberguy
it completely took me out of the moment because in that moment, i knew zendaya was not in fact speaking to paul atreides, or even me, but warner brothers picture group
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@purlpetrograd
poe's law is in full effect here, but i don't think the phrase 'we are the down with cis bus' can be anything but satirical
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shen qingqiu was lucky he didn't have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi luo binghe would be blowin up that phone 24/7 going "saw a snail today...... effervescent" or some shit equivalent
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@proshyy
airplane about binghe: ((describes the detailing on binghe's robes down to the minutest detail))
airplane about ming fan: ming fan was also there. his robes were green
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there should be a permanent dialogue option to ask wyll to tell you a heroic story of some kind, similar to leliana in dragon age: origins
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giggling can be fun, but at the end of the day, i genuinely respect anyone who decides to try a little creative writing + earnestly puts themselves out there.
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i wrote MOUNTAINS of terrible fic when i was young... and i'm sure that if someone had publicly blasted me about my grammar at the tender age of 11, i would've never written a word again.
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XIE LIAN - GOLDEN DOUBLE STUF
has a very sweet and mellow flavour, but the boy is THICC.
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wow, ok, unfollowing now. i always loved his lessons on qing jing peak and his skills as a cultivator, but i had no idea he pushed his disciple into the endless abyss.
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4. shadowheart (has written phantom of the opera fanfiction)
5. karlach (wyll and gale dragged her to see cats, and she fell asleep)
6. lae'zel (finds all this bursting into song to be highly illogical... surely there are more economical fashions of conveying information...)
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FENG XIN - MOST STUF OREO
truly the ju yang of cookies. a very classic, dependable chocolate exterior, but this oreo also has that BIG NUT.
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t: Pearl Diver
length: 14k
pairing: Qi Rong/Lang Qianqiu
rating: 🔞
tags: alternate universe - mermaids/sirens, anal sex, hatesex, fuckin' on a boat
HERE'S... A STRANGE ONE FOR Y'ALL: A
#QIURONG
MERMAID/SAILOR AU.
maybe give it a glance?
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QI RONG - MINT CHOCOLATE OREO
very polarizing, definitely a 'love it or hate it' flavour. honestly kind of trash tier, but diehard fans will still slurp up that green cream like it's nobody's business.
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@ShadowTodd
stared at this post for a full minute before realizing i must have subconsciously equating 'dear evan hanson' with 'love, simon,' neither of which i have seen.
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SAN LANG - RED VELVET OREO
truly delicious, a fan fave, luxurious flavour and style. 👌
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HE XUAN - DARK CHOCOLATE OREO
bittersweet, decadent, the perfect oreo for desperately gorging on while you attempt to bury your feelings!
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MU QING - REDUCED FAT OREO
this is an oreo with an inferiority complex. an oreo with a bone to pick. sure, it's tasty, but it can't help but compare itself to the richer, more luxurious fare. the lower fat content also gives it a crispness and a brittleness.
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if forced to choose, i'd rather be in the company of astarion fans who ""sexualize his trauma"" and write fic about him getting rawdogged by cazador than a bunch of prudish puriteens who treat him like their smoll wittle softbean who they can fix
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LING WEN - MATCHA OREOS
this is a mature, classy oreo for a mature, classy lady. perfect for snacking on with a cup of tea as you race through a stack of paperwork!
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@karenyhan
this is all an elaborate 4D chess play leading up to mads mikkelsen self-funding hannibal season 4
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PEI MING - CARAMEL COCONUT OREO
to me, this is an oreo that says 'i get pussy.' this oreo fucks.
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BAI WUXIANG - MYSTERY OREO
wretched. foreboding. veiled in pale raiments. shrouded in mystery. strangely threatening.
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👀🔥🔥🔞🔞 ACT 2 IS FINALLY UPON US! My ballet!Bingqiu longfic is now 100% COMPLETE! 🔞🔞❤
Title: Songs of a Wayfarer
Pairing(s): Shen Yuan/Luo Binghe, Background Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan
Wordcount: 52k
Rating: Explicit 🔞☺
❤🧡💛READ HERE! 💚💙💜
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shen qingqiu, graceful immortal, his pale green robes flutterinf on the spring breeze: one copy of doom eternal
luo binghe, destroyer of worlds, supreme demon lord, wielding a sword that can rend the very fabric of reality: one copy of animal crossing: new horizons, please!
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SHI QINGXUAN - KEY LIME OREO
it's bright, it's lively, it's tasty! this lump of overpowering sugar just wants you to smile!
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qi rong CONFIRMED for
1. sexy young thing
2. BOUGIE mf. look at those robes. he fancee
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astarion, curling his finger in a seductive beckon, smirking slyly: stop eating shrimps with wimps....... and start eating lobster... with a monster ;)
wyll: are you drunk
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XUAJN JI - BIRTHDAY CAKE OREO
because if you're eating birthday cake oreos, you're probably going through a messy break-up, FUCK YOU PEI MING HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME
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if you're an english language theorycrafter or meta-poster, just be mindful, respectful, and ready to sometimes hear, "no, that's wrong" from actual chinese-speaking fans. that's all.
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@corviiid
gale: for an asset to have speculative value, doesn't that rest on the assumption someone will eventually want it for some intrinsic quality or potential use-case? why would anyone want a hideous, randomly generated --
astarion: SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU JEALOUS POORS,
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📌 some of you have asked me -- very kindly! -- "kimmy, where have you been? what have you been working on?"
the answer is very simple: a wyll/astarion fic hardly anyone will read. i'm just built different that way!
nothing is safe
12k, rated E
#baldursgate3
#wyllstarion
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i can't believe i didn't even MENTION 'i wish you were my husband' in specific.
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xie lian: despite what you may think qi rong actually IS vaccinated. i had to use a blowgun but i got him
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this isn't a moral failing on anyone's part. that's just how it is when you're engaging with a text you can't read directly.
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@karenyhan
mads mikkelsen cannot save this doomed, flaccid franchise -- but on the plus side, he'll probably make a boatload of well-deserved money
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my hot take is that the p4p fandom economy is unhealthy and unsustainable, and basically pointless in the west where access to official merchandise is so intensely limited.
i think that p4p, as a concept, erroneously assumes that producing fan merch is legitimately profitable.
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unfortunately, i am neither femme nor butch. I'm a dandy. I'm performing masculinity terribly on purpose. velvet? with those breeches? i keep buying cravats off of etsy. i need a fainting couch.
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@krypkaktus
lan xichen could have pretty much anyone he wanted, and he chooses this mean angry single dad grape. and that's beautiful.
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this is, and i really cannot stress this enough, wyllstarion
Vampire power bottom with a bloodbag service top would go so crazy
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@ShadowTodd
i actually really like mr. maneskin's weird, raspy, ear-catchingly harsh voice, i'm sorry i'm sorry i'm sorry
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i think 'he was made for untidy rooms' was also a pretty big fandom phenomenon, but i'm not sure i'd call that one 'early fandom.'
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'if it's a seven day event, why are there eight days'
oh sorry i didn't realize there were MATHEMATICIANS in the chat
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heyyy shizun i saw your tweet about how heavenly demons are trash and i just wanted to let u know that i agree. although i myself am a demon, (i know, ugh) i am on ur side. "one of the good ones" as some may say. btw i never even noticed how peerless ur cucumber was was till now
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wyll the kind of man to say "maybe he's having a bad day. maybe his wife is in labour and he's rushing to the hospital" when someone cuts him off in traffic
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@VaoIsHere
@Machooo
'my NFTS have no utility? ha, your tweets have no utility!'
okay but like his tweets don't cost hundreds or thousands of dollars lol
NFTS lack utility, lack collectibility (they are infinite, ugly, and can be replicated effortlessly,) and are a stupid speculation asset.
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In honor of
#ShenJiuGoodEndFesta2021
: 9k of Wayfarerverse ballet!Qijiu hurt/comfort. (With extra hurt. For spice.)
𝐵𝑙𝑎𝑐𝑘 𝑁𝑢𝑚𝑏𝑒𝑟
🖤 Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan-centric
♦ 9287 words
🔞Rated E
🩰Ballet dancer Shen Jiu + ballet teacher Yue Qingyuan
⬇️Link in replies!
👀🔥🔥🔞🔞 ACT 2 IS FINALLY UPON US! My ballet!Bingqiu longfic is now 100% COMPLETE! 🔞🔞❤
Title: Songs of a Wayfarer
Pairing(s): Shen Yuan/Luo Binghe, Background Shen Jiu/Yue Qingyuan
Wordcount: 52k
Rating: Explicit 🔞☺
❤🧡💛READ HERE! 💚💙💜
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the prohibition of porn on tumblr erased so much from our culture. there used be a thriving subculture of aesthetic black-and-white nsfw gif accounts... faces carefully cropped so you could pretend it was your faves... all those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain...
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wyll should get one 'fuck' in the main campaign, and it should be directed at ulder ravengard
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@peachysugas
@liubingqiu
a FOUNTAIN OF TEARS spewing from binghe completely unprompted as shen qingqiu inadvertantly signals 'i love another'
meanwhile sqq is lowkey panicking like, "eh??? binghe??? what did i say????"
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the long nails and eyeshadow is really what makes this work for me.... he's just a dumbass west coast camp gay who just got fired from sephora
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i don't like it when people post about how hard it is to pronounce chinese names correctly even after having the correct pronunciation explained to them. have they considered... Actually It Isn't That Hard
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@yummysuika
honestly shocked that this scene doesn't have big text JINGLE JANGLE JANGLE CLANK CLANK CLUNK sound effects because that is 100% what xie lian is hearing
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