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Club-level chess player and club-level comic | 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇭🏳️‍🌈 ♿️ 🚩ML | SSP Member | Writing: https://t.co/7wvKBIkeFY

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@elmo Elmo do you think K Dot will play Not Like Ua
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@bbclaurak Are you saying he isn’t a nonce?
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@nero_returns @Seanchuckle You’re not really in a position to be calling people not very bright when you’ve clearly just learnt what a think tank is and think you’ve stumbled on some grand conspiracy
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@KetaMeanGal @TheCinesthetic A pastiche of what? What do you mean by that?
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@ModemSymphony93 @skyler_higley Woke up this morning, got some gabagool
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@souljagoytellem It’s a line from a Donald Glover bit, I wonder if that’s where it comes from
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@cull_trade @jeremybarcel0 @ARTHURdented @lukeisamazing It is, there is unfortunately no song in it that goes “gonna paint a wagon, gonna paint it good” though
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@MILLENIALCHASER Your balls are like a compass to my nose
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@EvilKeaton @Srirachachau He was in an episode of Louie, I wonder if he was an admirer of his stand up
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@DontCallMeDebby She didn’t go rogue! Look!
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@didjesusdrop How is KSG overrated, every song is flawless
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@Jafo232 @EFCevie Least racist terf
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@Jafo232 @EFCevie @jk_rowling Least racist terf
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@EFCevie Why do people want to be oppressed so badly, being oppressed really isn’t fun!
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@dayglowj0e Are you a Nazi, a Nazi, a Nazi, or do you not want people to know you’re a Nazi
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@CinemaTweets1 Cats actually has memorable songs
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@Kaiju_Fanatic @Srirachachau So? They were smart, insightful, witty assholes
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@RageofBaltimore @Srirachachau You made me curious, and nope, he liked it!
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