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I made this acct so I don’t embarrass myself on main • screaming #GoAvsGo into the void (but also endeared by various other teams)
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To anyone who followed me during the offseason who isn't already an Avs fan... I WILL endear you to my team this season. Mark my words. How can you deny these sweet baby angels??
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Happy birthday Nathan MacKinnon I got u some photos of Sidney Crosby to celebrate 🎉
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This is my petition for a series of thirst trap hockey cards. Fuck on-ice photos. I want trashy shirtless photos. I want firefighter calendar campy shit. I want dressing room photos. Someone pls make this happen.
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I’m still thinking about this and I’ve decided I will also settle for hockey cards featuring this very specific pose
This is my petition for a series of thirst trap hockey cards. Fuck on-ice photos. I want trashy shirtless photos. I want firefighter calendar campy shit. I want dressing room photos. Someone pls make this happen.
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Since twitter likes are private now I want everyone to know that I’m liking every single tweet of Matthew Tkachuk in that stupid floral bucket hat and his cute lil dimples and that corny mini stanley cup
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they’re a secret third thing
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One just wants to be held and the other just wants to HOLD. Both are so valid tbh
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I would like to offer my contribution to this important conversation
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I don’t think yall are ready for how obnoxious im about to get about this team holy FUCK
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supportive bf Miles cheering Ross on from behind the golf cart I am DYING oh my god
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hi hello me again with your nightly Getty finds, this time featuring this limber German man
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Does the rookie faceoff feel like micro-dosing hockey season to anyone else??
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you ever get bored and pick a date range on getty and just go and then ummm... uh... yeah?
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just gonna drop these photos on the tl and run away because it’s 1:30am and they’re ruining my life so they need to ruin yours too okay goodniiiiight
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I'm feeling a certain way about this strand of hair peeking out from under his helmet. It's giving 80's teen heartthrob. It's giving please let me tuck it behind your ear.
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omg look at this shiny rainbow little triangle man I love him so much
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I need hockey to come back so I can stop seeing so much football on my tl
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Here to add this one
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my take on the “you can’t like multiple teams” discourse is as follows:
I’m gonna blindly hate whoever I want just because
I’m also gonna blindly love whoever I want just because
I’m gonna be feral as fuck about the Colorado Avalanche
that is all. thank you for your time
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Why am I feral about this??? Why am I the way that I am?
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Since twitter likes are private now, I want everyone to know that I am liking every single tweet about Matthew Tkachuk's interview that came out today
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Stanley Cup Champion, Matthew Tkachuk
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screaming crying throwing up oh my god LOOK AT HIM
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I'm just sayin'... this motherfucker chomps on his mouthguard just as much as Matthew. They're more alike than they want to admit👀
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I mean this in quite possibly the most affectionate way ever... I fucking love this roaring 20's line with my whole heart
Q to Logan O’Connor: “Who pays now when you go out to dinner with Miles Wood?”
LOC: “Good question. Probably Ross (Colton).”
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LOC signed an extension and confirmed the Rosco/Woody allegations and I reignited my hatred for the stars and it’s literally only day one of the preseason. I FEEL ALIVE HOCKEY IS MF BACK BAYBEEEEE
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I can't decide if I want to be angry bc hair dye or foaming at the mouth because EVERYTHING ELSE
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My buddy sent me a pic - he just caught
#SidneyCrosby
at the grocery store.
Then I sent him a pic - me in front of a Crosby display.
What. Are. The. Chances.
@penguins
#SidTheKid
#GoPens
#Hockey
#NHL
@barstoolsports
@SportsCenter
#Crazy
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NATHAN MACKINNON DAYS UNTIL AVALANCHE HOCKEY IS BACK YALL WE’RE ALMOST THERE 🎉
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controversial take, I hope you all don’t see me differently after this
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I am going to THROW UP holy fuck holy fuck jesus christ
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I was in a church when I saw this and immediately felt dirty
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They’re never escaping the polycule allegations
lauren posting this picture and then leon dancing with flowers in the background of her & connor??? she’s literally a mastermind
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if anyone hurts this man this season so help me god
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why is this so mt19 coded
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I’m just saying, if I was a photographer at the NHL Media Tour in Vegas, I would be BEGGING to do cheesy besties photo shoot with Nate and Sid. I hope someone out there is doing this right now
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The Avs collecting goalies is just further proof that we need to keep Rosco. Let this man love all the goalies 🥺
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Okay wait also uncropped version of the second photo because LEGS
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there's something about *checks notes* asking your friend’s dog’s instagram account if the dog is single that screams "please pay attention to me I'm in love with you"
Off-season breaking news from Ross Colton’s dog’s account 👀
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I fear he’s never getting rid of the fuckass belt
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in honor of Miles Wood’s bday pls enjoy these cheesy wallpapers I made when I was trying not to tear my hair out during playoffs 👉👈
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FLUFFY. HAIR. sticking out of his helmet. be still my heart
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I should've assumed that Nate was with Sid when this photo was taken THEYRE BOTH GLOWING
who wants to be the sid to my nate in the sense that we have an incredibly co-dependent off-season relationship and do everything together
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I feel like wishing Sidney Crosby a happy birthday on Twitter is like wishing your dad with no social media a happy birthday on Twitter but that’s not gonna stop me from finding an excuse to post about this beautiful man
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I have so many feelings about this but first and foremost, does Miles seriously only own one suit???
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stopped at target on my the home from dinner, found some hockey cards and was rewarded with this 😌
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It’s Rosco’s birthday?? Great a perfect excuse to post these beautiful photos of him 🥹
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It’s like the universe knew how much I love these two men
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GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY
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SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP MY BOYS ARE SERVING. LOOK AT THEM. JUST LOOK.
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RIP Sphen the gay penguin, you would've loved Sidney Crosby
Sphen, a famous gay penguin from Sydney, has died at the age of 11.
His partner Magic was taken to see Sphen so he could process his death, he reportedly started “singing” once he saw his partner's body. The two penguins raised two chicks together.
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how the fuck am I supposed to be normal about Matthew Tkachuk when I’m quite literally on the glass for the avs/panthers game?? huh?? what then????
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MILES BBY. you have to stop. you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your bitch is too bad. they'll kill you
the avs are hiding their headshots (i am also extremely impatient) so i suppose it’s up to me to set them free…
now, IS IT TOO EARLY TO BE BARKING
LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABY GIRLS
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Miles Wood and his emotional support blue suit, game 1 of 82
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god damn it
Miles wear a suit that isn’t navy challenge (Ross you look fabulous you’re doing great sweetie)
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okay yeah I want to be there now what
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secret softie Matthew Tkachuk I love you so much
matthew tkachuk telling connor mcdavid and stuart skinner that they'll see them again in the final next year because "they were just too good" and skinner saying "sounds good to me bro" is soooooooooooooooooo good
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I wanna be mad at the Avs for posting silly videos when I'm stressing about the fate of half of the team but also Nate saying wine is the most dude thing ever
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I’m going to be so fucking obnoxious when I get to see him on the ice again
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Avs giving us multiple angles of this photo is literally giving me the strength to make it through monday
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NATE JO GOAL HAPPY NATIONAL BOYFRIENDS DAY EVERYONE
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Me when the Leon Draisaitl proposal photos dropped
Gents, it is time to let go of the baseball cap.
Outside the arena of playing a sport, it is a marker of either poor style or poor awareness.
Have some dignity. Just take them off. Especially inside.
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At this point I’m just proud of Miles for switching up the fuckass blue suit with a black shirt for once. (also jfc he looks so good kill me)
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Miles wear a suit that isn’t navy challenge (Ross you look fabulous you’re doing great sweetie)
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we might’ve lost last night, but these photos are single-handedly healing me
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I’m not even sorry in the slightest
my bestie keeps sending me getty images and it’s ruining my entire life… and it’s really just these two specifically
forgive me father for i have objectified a rat
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so we can agree that we've all felt personally attacked by photos of our favorite NHLers playing golf today, right??
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It's apparently
#NHLGoalieWeek
so I'm just here to appreciate these sweet baby angels okay that's all
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It’s September 1st and I am once again ready to be in an emotionally abusive relationship with the Colorado Avalanche
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Can’t wait to watch Matthew and Brady go at it like this tonight
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I’m just really glad that so far, Avs fans pass the vibe check in the comments
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My mother in law passed away at the beginning of August and a friend sent me this message that helped me a lot. Figured I’d pass it on here, in case it’s something that might give anyone else some peace or comfort. Johnny & Matthew Gaudreau clearly touched so many people 🤍
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If I say what I'm thinking right now I —
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Big week for goalie fuckers
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I’ve watched this so many times I need to be put down
why is NOBODY talking about how FUCKING CRAZY this is?!?!!!
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happy Rosco days till Avs hockey AND first day of training camp to all who celebrate 🎉
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he's so unserious omfg
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LOC, Rosco and Sammy G all wearing an A... the Avs literally said Miles cannot be trusted with that much responsibility lolol
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(wait I’ve got more)
yes, yes they are
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OH MY GOD EVERYONE IT’S MILES WOOD DAYS UNTIL COLORADO AVALANCHE HOCKEY IS BACK
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And the only treatment is consuming more content of the gay sports people
I have a disease called I think all sports persons are gay and it’s terminal
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god, I need the Avsmin to start posting content at the rate at the penguins’ admin right fucking now. I need content of our boys like I need air
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It’s actual torture that I have to work today instead of binging Faceoff but the fact that everyone appears to be endeared by Landy is giving me life. THATS MY MF CAPTAIN
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To the girl in an Avs jersey sitting in front of me screaming vile shit at Georgie this whole first period, why do you have so much hate in your heart?
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okay I think I got a little spoiled getting new increasingly insane Ross & Miles content multiple days in a row because now it’s been two days of nothing and I feel like I’m going through withdrawals
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I have typed and deleted like 5 different posts about this photo and honestly none of them should ever see the light of day 🥵
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Have you ever seen a man with a more beautiful smile??
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Oh my fucking god I miss them so much
Kurtis MacDermid (red) and Erik Johnson (black) have come out to join Landeskog on the ice today!
#Avs
#GoAvsGo
@TheRinkColorado
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