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For every NHL player masking their bigotry with religion there are 5 more having a duel to out gay each other
i'm crying over fabes I have never seen a player pride tape themselves 😭
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Sports insider is such a funny job. Just spreading rumours for work. Yeah my job is to gossip a little bit. Maybe insinuate a few things. Who knows maybe I’ll even prattle around
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The dad from inside out if he made it to the NHL
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My little brother was born during the ‘06 cup run so in all of his birth pictures my dad is in an oilers jersey
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I would match AAV’s with you in any lifetime
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You’re leaving out the best part which is that he was a GOALIE!!!!!!!!!
Keanu Reeves signed a one day contact with
@SpitsHockey
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Reeves was meant to begin an OHL career years ago, but couldn’t due to injury. Windsor will be auctioning off signed items, with 100% of the proceeds benefiting the Canadian Mental Health Association - Windsor.
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I actually dont care about hockey stats. if a player is good the gay people in my phone will tell me
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Me personally if I found shirtless NHL players wresting each other in the streets I would thank God and then sit back and appreciate the view . But maybe that’s just me
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The point of hockey is not to score goals and win games the point of hockey is to get slutttyyyyyy
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God knew not to make me a hockey player because I’d get checked into the boards and moan and then everyone is uncomfortable
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Swayman is so real for being like not only do I want to cause Situations and Problems but I would also like 10 million American dollars please
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My moms plane didn’t take off because people were watching the end of the game 😭😭😭
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Fucking do something
@JustinTrudeau
Following Auston Matthews' captaincy, 4 of 7 Canadian NHL teams now have American-born captains 😳🇺🇸
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Guys I’m so scared please check if your carbon monoxide detectors are working
Tyler Bertuzzi is that guy you see at a gas station on a road trip and you think about him forever after that because he’s so oddly attractive
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Offsides this…. Icing that… look me in the eyes and tell me what a distinct kicking motion is
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This is what I imagine the extension discussions looked like with Perry
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Separation anxiety
Shoutout to Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl who attended and showed support at the Canadian Finals Rodeo!
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I love that baseball coaches wear the same uniforms as their players. Imagine if Tortorella showed up at the Flyers home opener in full gear and skates. It’s absurd
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Baby Leon talking about not knowing McDavid 😭😭 buddy just give it a few years and you’ll be buying offseason houses next to each other
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Listen to the little voice in your head telling you to be insane about that hockey player. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven
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Biz doesn’t know that last summer I served him a breakfast burrito and a smoothie and he said “thanks buddy” and it was so gender affirming. Thanks Biz nasty
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Connor outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* we’ve played hockey almost all our careers together isn’t that crazy
Leon, so drunk he can’t stand: can yuo put that out on me
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My terrible son who I love so bad. He’s 28 and in grade 11. Please be kind to him
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Why r they looking at each other like that …. 🤨
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Incredibly funny tweet not only because he did not in fact hit the Michigan but he probably can’t even try again because Torts has him locked in a dark closet writing “I will not Michigan” over and over again
The Michkov hype is REAL 😱
Matvei Michkov hit a Michigan attempt in front of Torts at his first Flyers rookie camp practice 🔥
(via
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The winner has to give back trans people’s rights. The loser also has to give back trans people’s rights
Alberta premier working on Stanley Cup final wager with Florida: "I haven't figured out what my bet's going to be with Governor DeSantis yet, but we're working on one."
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Leon draisaitl is Canadian the way that Megan thee stallion is Japanese
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We need to stage a fashion intervention. Leon your fiancée is attending her movie premiere and you’re headed out to Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse.
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Oldest projected season opening game rosters:
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There could be a tornado outside the window and Leon would be like have we tried standing really close to each other yet?? Would that help?? Should I just go stand next to you??
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Seeing Jeff skinners face right next to draisaitls like wow maybe the world is a beautiful place
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If I was the oilers social team I would really exploit the whole no rats in Alberta
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Hey I’m going to the Killing Myself store, anyone need anything?
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Can’t wait for the first oilers game when the Kiss Cam comes on and the camera zooms in on McDavid and draisaitl sitting on the bench
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Not to be friend-that’s-too-woke but can we get over the narrative that McDavid is a poor leader because he rarely yells/is soft spoken?? Can we move on from the idea that leadership is only valid when it’s ruthless, authoritarian, angry, loud, etc?????
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The oilers went from being on the verge of one of the greatest comebacks in sports history to being the NHL’s biggest joke. It’s borderline impressive how bad they’ve managed to fuck it all up
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Leon getting ready to take his permanent engagement pictures
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I know celeste was running this video shoot like the navy
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If Leon called me a f*ggot in the middle of a hockey game they’d have to escort me out of Rogers place on my knees
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Men say let’s go because they are emotionally stunted so this basically translates into WERKKKK DIVA
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The woke mind virus stopped Leon draisaitl from being the mckyle flower girl. Think about that.
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This photo is making me so sad… he’s so small.. . The ice is too big ….
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Beautiful disco queen and guy who is going to The Keg for dinner tonight ❤️
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They took his wife away and now he’s acting out by starting innocuous beef with random dudebros on instagram
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I don’t know why this picture is making me so emotional. He looks so kind
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THIS AINT AO3 BITCH ITS THE NHL GET UR HANDS OFF HIS NECK
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The Oilers are trying to trade Cody Ceci and Brett Kulak to match offer sheets for Philip Broberg and Dylan Holloway, per Bruce Garrioch. Teams have shown interest, but are asking for a 1st or 2nd to take either contract knowing Jeff Jackson/Stan Bowman are cornered.
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Hey guys. What the fuck. Hey guys
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Bowie always looks like he used to be a real boy that got cursed to live forever in a dogs body
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@spelunky_
His “the goalie just said fuck it and left?” tweet is burned in my mind anytime a team pulls their goalie
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Life is so shit i need to [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] watch Leon draisaitl lumber his way through a dance
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Respectfully Bowie and Lenny are two homosexual men trapped in the bodies of comically human-like dogs and they are marrying each other
We need to find Lenny and Bowie a pair of best friends for them to marry. So they can be like their parents.
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So crazy that’s it’s just a normal Friday and there is no national NHL limited series premiering that documents the most heartbreaking event in my teams last decade of existence. So crazy
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Btw he got an oat latte
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He’s not gay!!!! He just stands like that because he’s NERVOUS!!!!!!!
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Hey who’s the idiot with the Ceci username who makes Ceci edits who loves Ceci and was adamant the oilers were keeping Ceci. Where’s that fucking idiot. Where the hell is that guy. Bet he looks stupid as fuck right now
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Hey so gendering this is actually really insane and regressive
@madsabouthockey
literally like you wanna know all the fun facts about players go with me!!! if you wanna know stats go with a boy or something idk
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We taught this chimpanzee to understand hockey twitter discourse and he hanged himself
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The red hue is essential for a White boy summer
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