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For every NHL player masking their bigotry with religion there are 5 more having a duel to out gay each other.
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The oilers in 2040 when 43 year old Connor McDavid scores his 4500th point as they lose to the Houston Thrashers.
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Sports insider is such a funny job. Just spreading rumours for work. Yeah my job is to gossip a little bit. Maybe insinuate a few things. Who knows maybe Iâll even prattle around.
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The dad from inside out if he made it to the NHL.
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Stop blaming yourself and others. Get into hockey and start blaming your team.
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My little brother was born during the â06 cup run so in all of his birth pictures my dad is in an oilers jersey
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I would match AAVâs with you in any lifetime.
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Imagine being bald and then getting fired. Itâs like I donât have a job anymore and Iâm bald as fuck.
Jim Montgomery has been relieved of his head coaching duties with the Boston Bruins, per multiple reports. Joe Sacco will take over on an interim basis.
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Youâre leaving out the best part which is that he was a GOALIE!!!!!!!!!
Keanu Reeves signed a one day contact with @SpitsHockey. Reeves was meant to begin an OHL career years ago, but couldnât due to injury. Windsor will be auctioning off signed items, with 100% of the proceeds benefiting the Canadian Mental Health Association - Windsor.
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I actually dont care about hockey stats. if a player is good the gay people in my phone will tell me.
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Why does everyone think inclusivity and âDEIâ in hockey is something new?? This is from the 2001-2002 NHL yearbook
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Is this also not you
imagine âbeing a fanâ aka bandwagoning a team for less for two months and youâve made a platform being a creep about these kids.
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YOU LET THE 13 GAME LOSING STREAK BUFFALO SABRES SCORE SEVEN GOALS ON YOU?????.
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Me personally if I found shirtless NHL players wresting each other in the streets I would thank God and then sit back and appreciate the view . But maybe thatâs just me.
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No way you watched draisaitl stance up a 5â8 trumpie in defence of his boybestfriend and your takeaway is âwow that little one with the evil energy is attractiveâ Get serious.
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Everyone please meet my son, Two Minutes for Cross-Checking (we are calling him check). He is 4 months old and my best friend
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Hey guys. Draisaitl took a photo of me. And my shirt. Like he pulled out his phone to take a photo. Iâm gonna die
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My favourite oilers bit is when people add âMcâ to a random word when theyâre talking about McDavid. Just saw oily use McVerdict about his NHL Player Safety ruling. Itâs incredibly every time.
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The point of hockey is not to score goals and win games the point of hockey is to get slutttyyyyyy.
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Totally unrelated hereâs cunty Leon draisaitl with pride tape
Lol sorry to break it to you but 90% of players in the NHL are conservative.
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Having an NHL affair with ur bro would be so easy because you have the same work schedule. No miscommunications. Nobody wondering why you were together. Because youre work buddies. Itâs genius.
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We were like whereâs lauren? because she wasnât with mcdavids family but itâs because sheâs with playing with bedards family đđ
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God knew not to make me a hockey player because Iâd get checked into the boards and moan and then everyone is uncomfortable.
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Why are you guys sos fucking mean oh my god theyâre teenagers.
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Swayman is so real for being like not only do I want to cause Situations and Problems but I would also like 10 million American dollars please.
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We gonna carry this sentiment for Pride nighfs, BLM events, etc etc ect� Or is not caring about who someone supports only Ok when it aligns with your own values?.
@NHLHodgkinson Good for him. Proud of him. Who cares who he supports.
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My moms plane didnât take off because people were watching the end of the game đđđ
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Fucking do something @JustinTrudeau.
Following Auston Matthews' captaincy, 4 of 7 Canadian NHL teams now have American-born captains đłđșđž
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Guys Iâm so scared please check if your carbon monoxide detectors are working.
Tyler Bertuzzi is that guy you see at a gas station on a road trip and you think about him forever after that because heâs so oddly attractive.
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Offsides thisâŠ. Icing that⊠look me in the eyes and tell me what a distinct kicking motion is.
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Fuck a puck-bunny Iâm about to be a cage-critter.
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This is what I imagine the extension discussions looked like with Perry.
hey girl! just checking in about the curse again.
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Separation anxiety.
Shoutout to Connor McDavid and Leon Draisaitl who attended and showed support at the Canadian Finals Rodeo!
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I love that baseball coaches wear the same uniforms as their players. Imagine if Tortorella showed up at the Flyers home opener in full gear and skates. Itâs absurd.
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Baby Leon talking about not knowing McDavid đđ buddy just give it a few years and youâll be buying offseason houses next to each other
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In solidiarity with McDavid I think we should all take two to three weeks off work.
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Oh my god the goalie ate someone.
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God those dull dumbed down hockey romance books must feel soooo good to read if youâre straight.
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Just got the call. Fired. I was the Intimacy and DEI coordinator for the Oilers. My job was to turn the players gay.
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Listen to the little voice in your head telling you to be insane about that hockey player. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven.
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Maybe Iâm friend thatâs too woke but the replies r making me so sadâŠGuys itâs ok to be perceived as a fan. Itâs ok to have players know that u like them. The dudebros are winning if u subscribe to the idea that being perceived as a fan who cares on a personal level is cringey.
am i the only person who is really weirded out by the idea of meet and greets. like sure iâd love to meet the flyers but paying them to talk to me feels so weird and inauthentic and iâd rather not meet them at all.
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Brown saying stick to the fundamentals and McDavid just starts listing them from the top of his head ⊠little comedian
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That hockey player without a girlfriend is DEFINITELY in love with you. Keep working on it guys!!!!!.
idk who needs to hear this but that hockey player who has a girlfriend is NOT secretly in love with youđ.
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Biz doesnât know that last summer I served him a breakfast burrito and a smoothie and he said âthanks buddyâ and it was so gender affirming. Thanks Biz nasty.
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You can tell Leonâs heart was really in it because he wanted to introduce props.
NHL ASMR: Hockey Chants Edition đ§. (use headphones for maximum viewing pleasure)
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Connor outside the bar: *lighting a cigarette* weâve played hockey almost all our careers together isnât that crazy . Leon, so drunk he canât stand: can yuo put that out on me.
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being on the left means you should hate sports btw.
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Him: you better not be low quality slightly pissed off and confused Sheldon Keefe when I get there . Me:.
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My terrible son who I love so bad. Heâs 28 and in grade 11. Please be kind to him.
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not trying to offend anyone here, but are we actually trying to make Junior hockey as soft as possible??.
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Why r they looking at each other like that âŠ. đ€š.
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Incredibly funny tweet not only because he did not in fact hit the Michigan but he probably canât even try again because Torts has him locked in a dark closet writing âI will not Michiganâ over and over again.
The Michkov hype is REAL đ±. Matvei Michkov hit a Michigan attempt in front of Torts at his first Flyers rookie camp practice đ„. (via @travieballin26)
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The winner has to give back trans peopleâs rights. The loser also has to give back trans peopleâs rights.
Alberta premier working on Stanley Cup final wager with Florida: "I haven't figured out what my bet's going to be with Governor DeSantis yet, but we're working on one."
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Leon draisaitl is Canadian the way that Megan thee stallion is Japanese.
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We need to stage a fashion intervention. Leon your fiancĂ©e is attending her movie premiere and youâre headed out to Ruthâs Chris Steakhouse.
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Oldest projected season opening game rosters:. Edmonton - 30.644.Pittsburgh - 30.643.Nashville - 30.043.NY Islanders - 29.875.Tampa Bay - 29.698.Chicago - 29.448.Carolina - 29.177.Detroit - 29.110.Minnesota - 29.080.Toronto - 29.078.
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2024 Stanley Cup Finals đ.
I need a movie where the villain actually won.
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There could be a tornado outside the window and Leon would be like have we tried standing really close to each other yet?? Would that help?? Should I just go stand next to you??.
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Seeing Jeff skinners face right next to draisaitls like wow maybe the world is a beautiful place.
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No one is ever allowed to be attacked for yaoing on main when there are grown men in my replies commenting this.
@cecidrais To be honest Drysaitl was upset because he normally takes the face shots from Connor.
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