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I’m a slut for hockey but it aint a slut for me | flames, panthers, mt19, and qh43 | she/they | 💖💜💙
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wait… if you’re ruining hockey by thinking players are hot… and I’m ruining hockey by being queer… then who’s driving the zamboni?!
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the fact that they got the classmate in the back to come recreate the photo too is so awesome
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perfect 😈
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the stanley cup just sent a breakup tweet lmao
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... except for me.
Thank you for all the memories,
@GoldenKnights
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the oilers should be canceled for doing this to a rookie goalie with existential dread and a pet bunny
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she is queen. she is mother. she is a saint for raising 2 of the leagues biggest shit disturbers. mama tkachuk is a classy lady she gets to sip from the cup like it’s a martini.
every single video i’ve seen of matthew doing this he just drenches people in beer. but then when it’s his mom 🥹
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man just loves playing hockey for the gays it’s undeniable
“Nothing better than playing hockey in June.” - Matthew Tkachuk
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actually Sarah Nurse was a guest judge on the season 3 finale of canada’s drag race
"professional athletes see what you say about them online" ok so why hasn't there been a single professional athlete guest starring on rupaul's drag race yet
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please lord take all of the coyotes suffering and give it to the golden knights 🙏🙏🙏
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how the fuck did he manage to make direct eye contact with the camera mid way through getting checked?!?
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tonight we will witness 32 boys being sold (drafted) to one direction (nhl teams). happy boy auction day to all who celebrate and may the odds be ever in your favour *whistles first 5 notes of the hockey night in canada theme song*.
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good for her
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wake up babe new gay hockey lore just dropped
Hobey Baker was America's first hockey star and a heroic WWI fighter pilot.
What’s lesser known is his love for another man and the struggles he endured in the early 20th century.
Listen to "Searching for Hobey Baker" now wherever you get your podcasts.
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if crosby were to leave the penguins it would be like the hockey version of zayn leaving one direction but 10x worse
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The NHL: NO SWEARS!!!!! THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN!!!
also The NHL: gambling! gambling! gambling! do you drink beer?! cuz I drink beer! If you drink beer you’re cool!!!
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since it seems like the stars need to be mildly bullied into succeeding i’m bringing this back
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dropping a grippy sock vacation in an interview is wild. pro athletes, they’re just like us (mentally ill and chronically online).
"When I got on a plane to go to a grippy sock vacation, you don't think about winning a Masterton. You're just trying to put your life back together."
Connor Ingram did, and on Wednesday, he became the second Coyotes player ever to win a major NHL award.
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I love when goalies get to do stuff they don’t usually get to do
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they are the same picture
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the goalie appreciator has become the goalie.
matthew baby thank you for that even though it didn’t really matter
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still not over the sharks goalies who has a literal puck bunny 🥹
i hope that everyone that sees this knows he has a pet bunny who has his very own sharks jersey
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that’s actually the optimal way to display merch. if i see it on a llama there’s a 95% chance i’m buying it.
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hockey twitter coming together to blame jamie benn for the stars losing
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queer hockey fans be like “she/they saved my life” and it’s goaltender Carly Jackson
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matthew: out here living my best life
us: benny is drowning
matthew: this ain’t about him
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this feels like an appropriate time to remind everyone that matthew does a group hug with the trainers before he leaves the dressing room to hit the ice
It takes an organization 🤝
Our Game 3 puck goes to our VP of Player Engagement Mike Huff, who got us to Edmonton safely and ready to go.
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once you start referring to hockey players almost solely by their first name there’s no going back
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TW// sa
bc nothing says leadership like knowing about a teammate being sexually assaulted and staying quiet, assaulting a cab driver, and doing blackface.
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what a stupid fucking question
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😭😭😭
you ever think about how matthew went from being a buffer between his teammates and sutter’s abrasive and unpredictable behaviour to having paul maurice preach about having fun and enjoying your day.
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Just a man, his fresh thigh tattoo and his new emotional support cone.
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why the hell does jellycat not have an amuseable hockey puck?!? literally all I want in life is a little hockey puck plushie with a sweet little face and little arms or legs!!!
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for what I believe is the 5th year in a row brady tkachuk has gone as a will ferrell character for halloween. dude is committed to the bit and I respect it.
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tom wilson is in the same costco lovers facebook group as me and he’s always looking for deals on ketchup
Claiming to be dating a current player has been overdone. Time to go bigger. Someone needs to claim they are Gretzky’s sugar baby. Or say they slid into bizs DMs and are teaching him empathy/how to read. Someone should claim they are dating a ref and he’s throwing games for her.
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oh he’s really leaning into the bit
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babe wake up the first mini episode of tkeeping up with the tkachuks just dropped
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just a lone rat in the milk sponsored penalty box
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the nhl is so bigoted that they don’t even realize how much money they could be making on pride jerseys. I can 100% guarantee that more people would buy pride jerseys than military and st. patrick jerseys combined.
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this is how the panthers transport matthew from place to place on road trips to keep him out of trouble
Did you know? Overalls were invented to store people's rats while they worked.
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love me a man who never blames goalies
Tkachuk: “We gave up eight goals and zero of them were the goalies’ fault."
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(DISCLAIMER: I really enjoy hockey romances. none of the things listed really deter me from enjoying a book. if it’s decently written and not too cringy i will probably be down to read it.)
hockey romance book things that mildly annoy me:
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if the nhl really wanted to grow the game they’d release a monthly tigerbeat style magazine
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Meet Jacob — classmate of Jayson Tatum and Matthew Tkachuk who is pictured in this viral photo.
He joined Tatum and Tkachuk at the ballpark today as the two threw out the first pitch as champions.
#ForTheLou
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you ever think about how hockey uniforms include thigh high socks and a garter belt… just casually hanging with the homies in lingerie.
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taryn also a certified queen
she is queen. she is mother. she is a saint for raising 2 of the leagues biggest shit disturbers. mama tkachuk is a classy lady she gets to sip from the cup like it’s a martini.
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he is ✨thriving✨
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let’s take inventory of how iconic Sarah Nurse is shall we.
- holds the Olympic record for most points (18) and most assists (13) scored in a women’s tournament (6 games)
-has 2 Olympic medals
-first Black woman to win an Olympic gold medal in hockey.
-4 womens worlds medals
actually Sarah Nurse was a guest judge on the season 3 finale of canada’s drag race
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😂
matthew: out here living my best life
us: benny is drowning
matthew: this ain’t about him
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someone missed when he said “everyone is welcome in my locker room”
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WE GOT THE GOALIE WITH THE PET BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations to Devin Cooley on agreeing to terms on a 2-year contract ($400/$775 and $775k one way 2nd year) with the Calgary
#Flames
Flames!
#WeAreGoldStar
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OMG
paul maurice has a shirt on with his cat on the back?!? did i hear that right?!!?
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things to know about chris tanev:
-will block shots with any part of his body including his face
-has approximately 7 teeth
-has 2 pugs
-often seen with a muffin during pre game walk in
-dog tie
-looks kinda like noah kahan
-is an excellent and reliable dman
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silly lil guy has been acquired
get in loser, i have found a store near me selling the amuseable ice hockey puck. we’re going on an adventure!!
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finally!!
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need someone to teach him the hot to go dance
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the preds have too many men who look like disney princes it’s simply not fair
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so brady was the mastermind behind some of the coolest stanley cup celebration pics I’ve ever seen
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Quinn Hughes is like a very temperamental house plant. like no matter how well you take care of it it’s just always struggling to exist. like a slightly over watered succulent.
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ding ding ding! correct!!!
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the panthers acquiring matthew:
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accountability by someone who works in the nhl was not on my 2024 bingo card. pleasantly surprised.
Jon Cooper opened his end of season media availability by apologizing for the "emotional, quite frankly dumb words that came out of my mouth the other night. For that, I'm sorry."
Coopper said, "As you know, it was a pretty disappointing series loss the other night. I made an
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off topic but i cant see a picture of him in that shirt without thinking about this
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