Faye Ellaby
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it’s been 14 years, & i’m still not over lauren conrad choosing jason over a vogue internship in paris 🥴
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Welcome back to national lockdown, on your left you’ll find Tiger King and on the right you’ll find banana bread...please make yourselves at home x
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I sincerely hope he recovers, but I’m not clapping for a man who voted against giving NHS nurses, who are currently working their arses off saving his life, a pay rise.
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Jonathan Van Ness stalked my Instagram, called me queen, then gave me hair advice ~ does this make us besties now?!
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a girl at work just said she's voting tory because she 'doesn't agree with paying more tax'...sorry, I forgot buyer's assistants earn 80k
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rosie, despite her bad choice in earrings, has gone up massively in my estimations tonight for putting that massive PRICK adam in his place - u go gurl, we’re all rooting for u hun x
#loveisland
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my dad stole a reserved sign from a table in a restaurant last night, so he can take it out & reserve tables for himself wherever he goes
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the way i am ✨obsessed✨ with these two omg ❤️
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always find it really odd when someone doesn’t follow you on instagram...but views your story religiously ~ hey gurl, i see u 👋🏼👋🏼
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In the words of Cardi B...’that’s suspicious, that’s weird!’
Don’t buy anything from ‘Cider’, profiting off other peoples hard work!
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congrats on living through a pandemic kids, here’s an eating disorder to celebrate 😬
Should schools weigh pupils to make sure they shift the pounds they've put on during the lockdown?
Health experts want two weigh-ins in September and then in the spring to keep kids on track. But could this just create a generation of calorie counters?
#JeremyVine
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the return of love island means I can take an hour each day to forget how tragic my life is, and focus on how tragic their's are x
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spent the past few years so anxious & insecure, but i’m honestly the happiest i’ve ever ever ever been in my entire life, & it makes me SO happy to say that!!!!!
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now the engagements been announced, lets get down to the important shit...do we get another bank holiday or not?!?!?
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2 weeks today until I start my new job as an Assistant Buyer at Missguided
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'got the chat, 0% body fat'...I think that terrible rhyme proves that you absolutely do not have the chat pal
#LoveIsland
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I feel really uncomfortable watching Love Island when the girls act the way they are tonight - reminds me of bullies at school and that is NOT something to be reminded of 🙅🏼♀️
#loveisland
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I love Brad Pitt, but this really isn’t it. HE CHEATED ON HER ~ YOU SHOULD BE ENCOURAGING HER TO AVOID LIKE THE PLAGUE 🚩
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soooo, his child needed a wee on a half hour drive on the way back from barnard castle...but not once during a 250 mile journey from london to durham?!
#DominicCummings
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i’ve honestly been waiting all day for the daily mail to run an article on greggs’ vegan sausage roll, purely to look at the ridiculous comments:
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I honestly cannot believe that there are working class people in this country who are fucking STUPID enough to believe that someone, who is posh enough to have fucking ‘de pfeffel’ as their middle name, CARES ABOUT THEM!!!
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HI EVERYONE, I’M A DOG MOM NOW ~ MEET WILMA THE COCKAPOO 🐶 aka the most precious bean in the world!
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I'm genuinely obsessed with Ariana Grande...catch me wearing 8 inch heels and a pony tail every day for the rest of my life x
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beyonce & jay-z accepting their brit award in front of a painting of meghan markle as queen is gonna rile the daily mail readers and i CANT WAIT
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Cillian Murphy, Harry Styles & Tom Hardy all in one picture...you are all SO welcome x x x
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Absolutely screaming that someone tried sending my Instagram story to their pal slagging me off, accidentally sent the message to me, then denied it when I called them out...
They’ve now changed their name, profile picture & unfollowed me 🙃
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do i hate dancing on ice? yes.
am i still watching it, purely to see gemma collins grace the ice? absolutely!
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i hope i’m as fabulous as sandra redknapp when i’m her age - mcqueen trainers & a floral maxi, i want them both in my wardrobe tbh
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woah nelly
📸 | Richard Madden at the National Television Awards 2019 in London!
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Can’t go *inside* my Mum’s house, but she can go into the office with Tom, Dick & Harry who have been god knows where, but I *can* sit next to her at the pub ~ sound, makes sense
@MattHancock
, u da MAN 🙃
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I fucking LOVE fashun footballers ~ give me this over the traditional footballer uniform of a givenchy tee, ripped spray on skinny jeans & shite designer trainers ANYDAY!
Dominic Calvert-Lewin and Tom Davies definitely have a Goodnight Sweetheart operation going on
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As if Love Actually didn’t already prove that Hugh Grant should be Prime Minister...
You will not fuck with my children’s future. You will not destroy the freedoms my grandfather fought two world wars to defend. Fuck off you over-promoted rubber bath toy. Britain is revolted by you and you little gang of masturbatory prefects.
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imagine knowing what you actually wanted to do in life, wouldn't that just be joyous
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swear to god i’m gonna stop shopping wish ASOS if they continue to abbreviate ‘outfit’ to ‘fit’ 🤢🤢🤢
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Funnily enough, I don’t think NHS & Mcdonalds staff get paid from the same pot.
Everyone deserves to make a good living, no matter their career. Daft bint!
NHS workers deserve this pay rise more than McDonald’s workers, we save lives. They can’t even get orders right 🥴🥴
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JUSTICE FOR THE NORTH!!!
We are pleased to confirm the 15 restaurants we will open for McDelivery only from 13th May.
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this whole losing an hour thing has seriously messed me up...yeah, it might be light until 7:30pm but I'M SO TIRED ALL THE BLOODY TIME
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i know megan & wes are tonights hot topic...but can we just take a quick second to assess ellie’s hair extensions?!?!?
#loveisland
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Davina from Selling Sunset is the WORST reality TV personality of all time, and that is a hill I am willing to die on!
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SO YOU’RE TELLING ME I WAITED HALF AN HOUR FOR HIM TO READ HIS DIARY ENTRY FROM HIS HOLIDAY TO DURHAM?!?
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my sister’s in a loreal campaign with dougie poynter & cheryl cole - what a time to be alive!!!!!
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one year ago today, patrick got drunk in dubai & messaged me on instagram about my sisters dogs...& now he can’t get rid of me hehehehe
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does anybody know anything about contacting brands about their piss poor designers ripping off independents 🧐🧐🧐
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If you’re only putting your antiv*x bullshit on your ‘close friends’ stories, & not sharing it to your 20k followers…then me thinks you know you’re wrong 🙃!
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if we needed anymore proof that ariana is an absolute goddess, just look at the height of those heels she's dancing/running/skipping in!!!
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Do you know what annoys me most about Love Island? The fact that none of the girls have a decent skincare routine
#LoveIsIand
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Next time someone comes up with a challenge to do something, on the internet, to raise money for the NHS, let’s just all agree to not vote tory ever again, and call it quits, because IT’S NOT FUCKING WORKING!!!! 🆘
Doctors and nurses have been advised to reuse pieces of personal protective equipment (PPE) ahead of expected shortages this weekend
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It honestly blows my mind that in 2020, there are people that are arguing on the internet, saying that children should go hungry...what, & I cannot stress this enough, THE FUCK is wrong with people?!?
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Put it in writing that on the 26th December 2019, my Dad said ‘put Harry Styles’ new album on’
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surely i can't be the only one who doesn't get why high street brands plaster their own branding all over their clothes?!?
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staying at my boyfriends new flat tonight & he’s just told me he’s only got ONE PILLOW between the two of us ~ i’m sure this is some form of neglect???
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imagine Georgia Groome not telling her kid she was in Angus, Thongs and having her kid read the books and all, when she shows the movie for the first time his kid FREAKS OUT and is like "HOLY FUCK MUM YOU'RE GEORGIA NICHOLSON FKDLSFJSDLFJSDLFJSD"
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question of the day - what do men think they're going to gain by whistling at women in the street like they're a dog?!?
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swear the kardashians have a bet on who can give their offspring the worst name
true thompson?? r u sure hun???
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"if he doesn't reply, send him a tumbleweed gif" is the greatest piece of dating advice i've ever received
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i’ve finally made a video of my dad dancing go viral and its all thanks to hayley bloody williams, i am SCREAMING 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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miranda hart is about as funny as getting 74 pins and sticking them in my face
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‘i’ve put charlie on the subs bench for now’ - wow, piss off alex you intense bell end
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my nanna has no pets, but buys cat & dog food for all her neighbours pets for when they’re passing & this is one of the many reasons why she is the cutest/best human ever
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the worst thing about love island is the footwear choices, far too many perspex heels & studded wedges - brb whilst I vomit
#LoveIsland
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Where’s this energy towards paedophile Prince Andrew, eh?!?!
I think Harry & Meghan are about to feel the wrath of our nation 🇬🇧 Many Brits and our British press will want to defend and protect our Queen, I think thousands will stand united behind our sovereign! 🇬🇧💂
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My 82 year old Nanna, living her absolute best life in Rome today!
What a QUEEN 💕👑💕👑💕
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Wearing this t-shirt to all remaining Christmas gatherings and judging everyone who disagrees with the sentiment x
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saw an ‘influencer’ post something on instagram today...& then put the same item she was promoting up for sale on her depop!!!! real genuine product promotion there hun *eye roll*
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what’s with this government & setting dates so far ahead? why not from tomorrow?!?
NEW: Facemasks will be mandatory on public transport from the June 15
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tonight i hit a stranger harder than ive hit anyone for a long time...because they touched my bum
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the ✨audacity✨ of the judges to say this wasn’t an obvious/iconic Bowie look 🥲
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Is there life on Mars? 🌟
Category is... UK GAY ICONS
🌟 David Bowie 🌟
Dress: Phil Shaw
Hair: Dan Chapman
📸:
@Alright_Darling
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Wilma’s had her Christmas groom, & I’m not sure if there’s ever been a cuter little bean 🥺💕!
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'would you love me if my lips fell off?'
not sure i'm gonna be able to hack isolation with my boyfriend, if this is the kinda shite he asks me...
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I would truly rather shit in my hands and clap than watch a second of Nigel Farage and Jamie-Lynn Spears on I’m a Celebrity.
👏🏼 Stop 👏🏼 giving 👏🏼 awful 👏🏼 people👏🏼 airtime👏🏼
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do the producers expect us not to notice that dani’s hair has gone from auburn to brown in the space of a scene orrrr........
#loveisland
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first day at missguided...first day as an assistant buyer eeeeeek
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👏🏼 TURN 👏🏼 OFF 👏🏼 ANONYMOUS 👏🏼 COMMENTS 👏🏼 ON 👏🏼 ARTICLES 👏🏼 & 👏🏼 FORUMS 👏🏼
@mollymaehague
you look incredible, fuck them all!
I would genuinely love to know who writes these comments? Like how can you actually write shit like that and sleep at night? Beyond me
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there’s still hundreds of people dying everyday, but fuck them, you just wanna see your mates 👍🏼🧐
If Boris comes on telly on Sunday & says I can go and see my mates, I will email him a nude
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do you know what I love most about Italy...the fact that every drink is served with fucking ready salted crisps
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what the fuck gives men the right to think they can touch another woman without consent?? go back to scratching your balls you pig
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