tbh telling people they're useless isn't enough
telling boycott-ignorers to go fuck themselves isn't enough
the time for peaceful protesting is closing
people need to start breaking shit
people need to start getting angry
happy fucking new year, whatever
@RealYouTubeKids
This episode is great because this guy is a disgustingly accurate depiction of the executives schmucks, the way he ignores what everyone else in the company enjoys and sees themselves as an absolute GOD to the entertainment industry
@OOCCouchGags
I walked in on my mom watching this once and she was legit BAFFLED as to why I wasn't interested in it because "no it's cool it's like watching the same movie again but better!"
Originality really is an endangered species
@AnimatedTypes
why do men always gotta be the goofy ones? Girls can be silly and get squashed by comically large mallets and be flattened under steamrollers and melt into a puddle when they have a crush on someone too
@supfurstarlimo
The way he just immediately tweens into the death pose is hilarious, and he just says "yeah you should call that marriage counselor" barely scathed
THE NEWEST CHAPTER OF FORDS' GOLDEN TOUR IS OUT
THESE VIDEOS ARE NOW OFFICIALLY CANON
(Please read @/MirrorGs story, especially if you like round animals in factory situations)
A friend and I were chatting about Fords' Golden Tour, and I realized it's been a while since I did one of these "animations", so...
Here's Bridgette Grazeland and Azure Burle having some iconic, ticket-winner-style chit-chat.
Characters belong to @/MirrorGs
@CursedAni
>saves mice family from being eaten
>mice child speaks in shattered english
>sings in a style of music that will not be invented for seventy years
>wears a style of clothing that will not be invented for seventy years
>doesn’t elaborate
>leaves
This is my part of a trade I did with
@CypherCyborg
Isn't it annoying when you're just minding your own business, when out of nowhere your body begins to puff up like a parade float? Not for Snowball, as it turns out~
@_westopolis
I know absolutely nothing about this character, but she simply radiates the aura of a feral animal who spent the prior ten minutes rolling around in a cement mixer full of pure columbian cocaine
@mainey_maine
Literally an "orphan crushing machine" moment
"The community raised thousands of dollars to help this poor 72-year-old woman live a better life!"
"Why is this 72-year-old woman not already living a better life and still having to work all day?"
"Uh... YOU'RE A COMMIE!!!"
A fitness drink promised to help you lose weight makes you expand into a gigantic beach ball. On the other hand, you do feel lighter. Is it false advertising or not?
Jazzlyn belongs to
@revobluealbum
and
@Day_Tripper_Guy
@Xploshi
i remember seeing a post featuring little munchkin cats and only two posts were like “awwww cute ☺️” the rest was just “STOP LIKING THIS, THEY’RE ETERNALLY SUFFERING AND THEY’RE GOING TO DIE BECAUSE PEOPLE LIKE YOU SUPPORT THIS SHIT”
@SouthpauzArt
Fuck man, even now I'm just realizing that "Supreme Court" sounds like some kind of stereotypically-evil cartoon villain group
Ain't it funny how that turned out
@NickelsSpider
THIS IS NOT CUTE!!! tears are really harmful for hamsters’ skin! when hamsters touch tears they start emitting smoke and screaming “I’M MELTING!!! OHHH WHAT A WORLD WHAT A WORLD” until they’re a flat pile of fur!
A friend and I were chatting about Fords' Golden Tour, and I realized it's been a while since I did one of these "animations", so...
Here's Bridgette Grazeland and Azure Burle having some iconic, ticket-winner-style chit-chat.
Characters belong to @/MirrorGs
@pablothinghouse
Chris filmed his videos with a PlayStation eye that he beat up numerous times, his room is barely lit because he automatically assumes that since he can see his room just fine his PS eye will see it too, and he HATES being criticized, even for basic shit like using a camera
@dead1337
One time someone talked about how their brother was traumatized after seeing his parents naked and Chris literally said "I can top that easily" and proceeded to go into TMI about seeing their elderly father's privates
@FamGuyFunny
its funny because this was back when he was hell-bent on world domination but he pictures his future self as a legitimate businessman with the visible aura of someone would treat his employees well
@toonsgowild
there was another episode where they go back in time and accidentally cause her mom to see the boys’ invention and it literally snowballs into her starting a movement that results in a dystopia where children are mentally conditioned to not have creative thoughts
@MxMercuri
Don't worry, we just have to wait seven million years before the faces erode beyond recognizability
Or we could just drill a hole and nuke it from the inside, but that'd probably take out even more of the mountain
@CaeDios
that's the thing though, it's never a joke to them, they take everything so damn seriously because they're trying to make an example out of you but it's like... damn, teach, you must be fun at parties 💀
reminder:
WOLFY IS A MINOR
WOLFY IS A MINOR
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WOLFY IS A MINOR
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WOLFY IS A MINOR
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