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It’s been almost 20 years and I’m still mad that Tobey Maguire Spider-Man spent 3 movies whining about MJ when he had this cutie nearly serving herself on the same plate as her chocolate cake to him
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What if someone walked up to a 5 year old that was enjoying the new Chip N Dale movie and said all this
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When he got the black suit and started acting mean in the third one to her landlord father, she was INTO it
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A new dating app called The Abyss, where you scream into an actual void through your phone in desperate search of real human connection
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George Carlin was an outstanding and thoughtful comic, whose mislead so many other comics into thinking they could succeed by prioritizing being “modern philosophers” over just being funny
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Small children who want to stream Rescue Rangers need to be held accountable
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This is the exact type of photo that everyone’s parents keep in a box of stuff from before you were born
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The Holdovers is about what it’s like to be a young person who goes to see movies that only old people see
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Bret Stephens’ latest column (), which argues that culture and history drive Jewish achievements, has been edited to remove a reference to a paper widely disputed as advancing a racist hypothesis. We’ve added the following editors’ note to the column.
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People communicate an entire sentence just with this image, much like an ancient hieroglyph
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@MeganBitchell
Denis, then Rian Johnson, then Denis again who ignores everything Rian Johnson did and a has to figure out how to write around a major cast member dying while WB refuses to move the release date
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@clapifyoulikeme
Wait have you not seen Crazy Stupid Love? Easily one of the best rom coms of the last 15 years
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Yes I’m aware it’s a meta movie that’s arguably more for adult fans of Rescue Rangers, I was making shitposts
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This guy is most people, I’m sorry
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You either die dating Pete Davidson, or live long enough to be voiced by Chris Pratt
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Yeah whatever but this got me thinking that I would watch the shit out of a Baz Luhrmann Trump movie
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@KevinTPorter
@LAFoodBank
A classmate of mine was once a Conan intern, who was shocked when they got Ellen as a guest. She said they were required to clear entire hallways if Ellen was expected to be walking down it.
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When they got to the part in The Batman where they said that Paul Dano Riddler had 500 followers listening to his deranged screeds
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@LanceStLaurent
We’re coming for Gotham next
When they got to the part in The Batman where they said that Paul Dano Riddler had 500 followers listening to his deranged screeds
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@JennyENicholson
Also customers complaining their popcorn wasn’t hot enough.....it’s not really that hot of a snack, folks
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And just like that, 50 executives simultaneously came up for a pitch for work tomorrow for a movie where Sophie Turner hunts nazis
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Cool have they tested not donating to groups that demonize gay people
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@JennyENicholson
My favorite thing working at the movies was making a new batch of popcorn, moving it out of the popper and into the warm bin designed to hold it, and customers assuming that popcorn must be stale bc it wasnt directly underneath the popcorn and demanding it be “fresh”
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@ralphsepe
Everything you and
@IHE_OFFICIAL
said about Illumination’s terrible, cheap, generic animation design is there on steroids
Like why does The Grinch live in this overlit, generic cartoon house if he’s a reclusive monster? Did they just have a generic house model ready?
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@biggestjoel
A small segment of people have begun to interpret “workers rights” as “workers can do whatever they want even if it potentially causes harm to other workers”
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The upset black guy is portrayed literally being paid off by a Jewish man
............subtle
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@ShawnRobare
There’s a place just like this in the Sacramento area called Squeeze Burger. They were in the local news for a while because they got sued for having a building that was inaccessibility to disabled people
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@TMNTNerds
@thatnerdkris
@SpiderManMinute
That’s a bizarre writing choice in that case, and doesn’t come off in the finished product at all. The actress was well into her 20’s and looked her age as the character
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@jondosfemur
@luckydoghot
@mauvetowers
@ClueHeywood
@JohnMiddlekauff
@connortryan
@UweBollocks
You got a problem with big men, chief?
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College kids who pay too much for weed, get addicted to adderrall, and if they’re from U of A yell the “THAT WE BEAT TO DEATH IN TUCSON” lyric to each other every time they hear it
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I've been holding onto some thoughts about Thunder Mountain Railroad for a long time
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@JoyAnnReid
@WajahatAli
Hey Joy, I’m not a big fan of Tulsi but I am curious - what part of her assertions about Kamala’s record were incorrect?
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@markpopham
College Republicans often DO know better but choose to be dicks anyway. Their politics often do revolve around bothering and hurting people
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This is the official gif for every Republican man that probably runs a few kind of shady used car dealerships, and so he fantasizes that this makes him a mob don:
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@JennyENicholson
I just realized from this tweet that Moana and Jungle Cruise both have Rock “making the water warm” jokes. No more Disney-Rock collabs until we figure out what the hell is going on
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@the_moviebob
Half the country thinks we elected John McClane when we really elected this guy:
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@JennyENicholson
The Derik Deal:
- Coke Zero, but not the new version
- Large fry, but you have to throw it away if you don’t eat it while it’s still hot
- Chicken Selects are BACK, and i will force make McDs to make a knock off Chik Fil A sauce for dunking
- THE DINOSAUR HAND PUPPET TOYS
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WHITE DUDES CAN HOOP NOW
"White dudes can hoop now."
Check out this clip from White Men Can't Jump, coming to Hulu on May 19.
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@Green_Footballs
@AnnieWu216
I love this argument that these old fat dudes are virile alpha males.
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@VyceVictus
Tbf Cinesthetic started posting things like Lolita screenshots in a way that felt very knowing, that’s when I noticed people rightly turning against the account
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@VyceVictus
The prophecy
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Pretty funny I had to walk through this to see How To Blow Up a Pipeline
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@biggestjoel
It’s also tied up to some justifiable aversion to “Big Pharma”, but it just ultimately doesn’t hold water as an excuse to not get vaccinated. It’s like saying driver’s licenses shouldn’t be required to drive, and then citing evils of the oil and automobile industry as a reason
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@21logician
Sargon: YES, I'm glad my fellow leftists stopped the SJWs from allocating resources so people can have basic necessities
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Nobody:
Distressed mom at the Sacramento county fair, running frantically:
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@JennyENicholson
I think the whole exchange of dialogue (esp “Not like you, your soft...and smooth”) could’ve been flirty and cute if Hayden Christiansen was directed to show even an ounce of charisma and chemistry with Natalie Portman
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@zachheltzel
No, because “leftovers” implies you ate a satisfying meal in the days prior, and not cold, beige chicken breast and rice
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I would love nothing more than to hang out with 70s-era Marty while he’s coked out of his mind and into the fucking stratosphere just like here
Listening to Martin Scorsese talking passionately about his 'new' film TAXI DRIVER when nobody else knew what it was is fascinating.
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@55Counties
@willmenaker
I worked at a movie theater, the Noovie stuff is burned into my brain
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@SpearhafocA
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@JesseDoctor
They also legally couldn’t call the character Joker, so they were just Jerome and Jeremiah. The show was completely fucking bonkers
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Animation fans when there is a “new realistic depiction of a panic attack” dropping
The ‘Spider-Verse’ short film ‘THE SPIDER WITHIN’ follows Miles as he experiences a panic attack which forces him to confront the manifestations of his anxiety and learn that reaching out for help can be just as brave an act as protecting his city from evil.
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#GameofThrones
recap:
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@chick_in_kiev
Also there was a girl I met up with once as a college freshman and definitely didnt want to again who sent me a link to her blog where she had posts about how she left her previous school due to accusations of sexually assaulting drunk dudes
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@willmenaker
I particularly hate the “student short films” bc they just exist to make commercials off the backs of desperate film students that are cheaper than a real crew who might even have unions
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@nannisia1212
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This has gone from a Why Won't the Coach Start My Son to a The Judge Gave My Kids Away Because She Hates Fathers
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@DOB_INC
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This is like Candyman or Beetlejuice, if you say “Teddy Roosevelt” three times
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This country would be an autocratic hellhole without black voters.
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@1followernodad
"Dammit, my love interest nobly sacrificed herself, now I'll never get to smash"
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@lionel_hutts
@VK_HM
This is literally the framing device for the Star Command TV movie and show, and it’s the only one that really makes sense if it’s meant to be connected to actual Toy Story. The toys gather around the TV in Andy’s room to watch the cartoon Buzz is tied into, like an 80s toyline
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A Kylo Ren animatroic at Disneyland, but he’s screaming the dialogue from Marriage Story instead
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Burn all of youtube except for
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Homelander-esque
Maybe the worse retail politician ever. Just brutal to watch
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@shaun_jen
The only time my professors got particularly political was 1. When a very nice media studies professor was like “Maybe Trump’s attack on media is bad? What do you guys think?” and 2. A comparative politics professor during France’s election that openly loved Macron
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@Srirachachau
I had a home media QC testing job after college (and I still do adjacent film and tv post production/distribution work) and whenever I had to use this to test some content I knew I was in for an annoying day
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