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s1 total drama shordys were insane bc they had a sexual awakening cooked up for every genre of dude all in one season and we ALL still think about them
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@LumpyTheCook
the classic “dunking on the guy who isn’t just as miserable as me for giving a fuck” when you need a nice ego boost never fails to score an easy banger
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@bigsnugga
old fella is swagged tf out and is funny as hell get this man a beer and a porch asap
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they were in the studio cooking up these hoes with some deep in the himalayas must solve a riddle to unlock the cave door must offer your firstborn and the finger of your biggest hater spell casted by a witch with a long pointy nose type of BLACK MAGIC
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@brndxix
would be so funny if he did and they force him to just be normal and have a completely dry face in whatever he’s in
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@undercookedspy
will never understand that crowd of people that genuinely try to convince you that rolling over like a bitch and accepting slop instead of simply putting an effort towards something you enjoy is somehow the cool guy option in situations like this
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@cuntifico
the exact same face he makes every time without fail is killing me man I have the humor of a toddler
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@leamaric
@GodsTopGuy
that certainly would explain how weirdly indifferent you are to a 16 year old being executed
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@B00K0FTRIBE
@zs_goku
every woman I’ve ever had real feelings for was just trying to be something they never truly could be (gwen)
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@dklmarxist
@PunishedLibrary
dude sees the chance to be a contrarian like it’s the bat signal I respect the hustle
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@Java_jigga
his reaction to finding out frank is shopping for himself is so real he had a banger ass 60 seconds on screen imo
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@houstonflyhigh
that whole account is just an ocean of things you should take to a counselors office before ever saying them out loud. “yea I think blowing a 16 year olds head off in a fit of rage should get him 15 max” ?????
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@yslenjoyer
never had any real reason to dislike garand thumb but always felt uncomfortable watching him bc he gives off the vibe of a guy who beats his dog to discipline them, so Ive just ignored his existence. nice to know he is actually in fact weird on the internet
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@afrocosmist
genuinely hard to imagine the kind of bag you’d take legit jail time for, dude might really be in the fight purely for the passion
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@ppascal_s
thank you for your meaningful insight on indie development, redfall dev! tell me, is this “copaganda” in the room with us right now?
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@ZZakeruga
unrelated to you but op saying you effectively negated 50% of the game by playing w that camera is an insane internal metric and it’s never why I’ll never take diehard purists of that degree from any franchise seriously LMAO
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@ViceApologist
also just got there, my fight or flight kicks in every time Ralph is on screen because under no circumstances should Joe Pantoliano have hair on his head and not on his face. Such a bizarre otherworldly sight
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@vixensxoxo
@HeyImAlias
@lNCONEGRO
Shield is a fictional agency, it’s whatever the writers want it to be
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every bisexual girl you know that’s like this has never actually attempted to attract or actually be with another woman in their lives and probably never will. just something to think about
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@nakeyjakey
come thru I already beat it, you can have my bedroom and my oculus to yourself for 15 hours
you need to experience that shit dawg
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@ZackFinfrock
the nv guy not actually saying anything to incite that reaction makes this a pretty funny self own because that’s actually how it tends to go down
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@TheQuestBro
@ChrisAvellone
been saying this for YEARS. the ego in that office is so apparent it hurts
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@latkedelrey
that’s just my boy vincent there ain’t nothing wrong w him he just from southside
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@PhonecianD
@notable_dingus
I think having a reaction of disgust towards something as lighthearted as this means you’re probably just a mean spirited person. praying for you
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@kameidotrading
@SaycheeseDGTL
imagine getting mad enough to shoot someone who spends their days doing shit like this. some folks hatred knows no bounds
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nooooo don’t slowly distance yourself from me and act like nothing is happening until our friendship fades into nothing ur so sexy haha
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@meghanstheworst
Well I’m glad to be a boy because we get the vastly superior writing and performances.
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@ZackFinfrock
nah, people tweeting about new vegas fans actually outnumber them 10:1. notice how every single tweet I see like this is always just out into the air and not replying to an actual toxic tweet.
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@wordsulike2
@DanaTheWana
insane how much that one sticks out like a sore thumb and still sent it I gotta respect the boldness
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@cupboardgoblin
@Chainbody
shit needs to be framed and put in a museum behind a bulletproof case
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@bambooney
“gave my girlfriend a concussion because she asked me to stop screaming at the game 😜, you’ll understand when you get there kid”
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@R97449
@LumpyTheCook
personally I gotta say if you’ve ever even played the game you know how much it really does not fit the mold of modern PVP game it really isn’t the same thing at all man. shit is barely considered competitive even by the people who actually do it. not a fair assessment of it
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@gamergate2077
isn’t this guy supposed to be an impenetrable wall of irony and never ending bits why is he suddenly showing his whole ass
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@notable_dingus
reminder: critiquing lighthearted bumper sticker humor on is how REAL cool funny guys operate, very cool at parties too!
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@CinnamonGhoul
@AdamHandoko2
Can’t relate, never got used to granny Goku. Always annoyed the hell out of me in general dialogue and 90% of her “anime battle noises” are weak and unconvincing. Sub definitely does have some highlights (Cell, Frieza, Tien) but not enough to sell it.
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the sexual tension between the barrel of a shotgun and my mouth
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@CinnamonGhoul
markie that last line wasn’t even trying to hide you just trying to make people angry at you
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@Oath_AUG
yes I too like to point my finger at entire opposing platforms for the cause of my problems when critical thinking skills are too hard, rejoice !
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@rickenslacker
@pcgamer
sony’s security is notoriously poor and this effectively region locks several countries out of the game entirely. it’s objectively unethical and anti-consumer. think before you speak, bootlicker
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@envinyon
always love these tweets that keep the specific game they’re upset about getting clowned on vague because of how quickly it would 180 the reception. gotta get your validation somewhere
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@b1g_damage
dude at my job the other day walked up to a urinal and before I even heard anything hit the urinal he loudly exclaimed “oh shit, oh fuck” and I still regret sitting silently in the stall and not checking up on my brother in arms
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@meowlanni
@notable_dingus
and I think getting mad at something as stupid as this is either a case of taking yourself too seriously or your knuckles are dragging on the floor, either way I’m praying for you
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@j0sewtf
I was just talking with a friend about this in the ladder seasons whoever was doing wardrobe for this kid was COOKING
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Me after washing all of my siblings in Wii baseball for the 967th time because I still haven’t taught them that holding B throws a curve ball
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