Eye Patch Jack
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Developer of software, novice lifter of weights and appreciator of otters 🦦 Megatron did nothing wrong.
Under Mt. Fuji
Joined September 2020
I still remember the 2020 election. Getting drunk, voice chatting with friends, watching The King win yet again. We all went to bed confident we had won. And then.
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@4eRegiment This. is a pretty pathetic criticism. There was so much to love about this finale.
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プランデミック21ヶ月目のマスクなしの生活. - 他人に言われた回数: 3.- 店員に言われた回数: 7.- 入店拒否回数: 5.- 行きたいのにマスク強要で行かない店: 2.-まわりの人がいやそうな事に気づいた回数: 5.- 我慢してマスクしなきゃいけなかった回数: 4. だけ。割と自由ですよー日本は.
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The "Trump has dementia" lib narrative is some wild projection. Insane that anyone swallows it.
The real proof of Donald Trump’s dementia is that he let his handlers do this to him today without pushing back about what a humiliating idea it was:
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gmgm I am just a humble small account, thanks to all for sending this tweet to the moon, we are gonna win
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@zachp_25 I'll address this once: it's called priming. They telegraphed what they were going to do and then they did it and because they telegraphed it suckers like you bought it. End of.
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95% of lib discourse is just creating/repeating propaganda to try to convince you that the distaste you feel at their latest shenanigans isn't warranted.
For anyone complaining about Yasuke being a Samurai, here is a picture of Yasuke in Samurai Warriors 5, a japanese game. Historically accurate that.
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Video has emerged of Mitre 10 Helensville (@Mitre10HV) staff assaulting a man for not wearing a mask.
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This is a totally organic and grassroots movement, no astroturfing detected whatsoever ;-).
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I'd be more worried about being shot in Auckland than covid.
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I just voted.
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NZPolice lying so blatantly about the protest really makes you wonder what else they have lied about.
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womon comeback without resorting to appearance or relationship status insult challenge (impossible).
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The 24 day isolation for households in New Zealand is nothing short of absolute insanity. I still can't believe it's real. It feels like some kind of a joke. They are homicidal maniacs.
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@johncardillo What on earth makes you think things will just be different in '22 and '24? . Biden will be president, but telling people to just sit on their hands for at least 2 years and vote next time, as if it would make a difference, is senseless.
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If I was trying to sabotage Jacinda Ardern's government, there's nothing I would change about what they are doing.
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@JoelEveretMusic All they did was repeat "nothing to see here" and refuse to even examine any of the fishiness.
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Was walking around Wellington CBD when two dark-skinned white supremacist protestors threw poo at me, shouted "this is FREEDOM country", kicked a passing old lady and then sieg heiled off into some nearby bushes. A hundred police saw it all but ignored it. Literally shaking rn.
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@LoliConsul It was stunning. So blatant and obvious and the mass denial of it has been rivaled only by vax cope. Surreal tbh.
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me once Hasan arrives in Japan
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The parliament protest is frankly amazing. No buts. Mad respect for everyone involved.
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The Laurel Hubbard fiasco has indeed made me embarrassed to be a New Zealander.
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New Zealand banned its own citizens from entering for a good couple of years. It's hilarious to hear people defend the lottery system: "Technically you could get in!". Yeah, a super minority + PM's friends. In all reality it was a ban for the vast majority of New Zealanders.
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"If gas is expensive just drive an electric car" is the "let them eat cake" of our age.
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Had anyone even heard of myocarditis before the vaxxes?.
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For context it's an election season here in Japan and lots of politicians are out campaigning and giving speeches in big open spaces all over the country. But the only one that gets shot happens to be relatively anti-globalist and pro-Japan.
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Can NZers just ignore their imported restrictions for not taking their imported vax to deal with an imported virus?.
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Me whenever I run into trainspotters:
I hate a lot of trainspotters—far too many ugly dysgenic freaks. Some are okay.
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What the fuck kind of bail condition is "not speaking out against" a bill?! . That's some straight up CCP shit.
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Dear Maori, how does it feel to have your culture appropriated by the woke?
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1/12 🧵Thread: It's worth going through @patrickgowernz 's interview with Southern and Molyneux because of just how bad a car crash it was. for Patrick. Things start getting rocky when Patrick attempts a gotcha on Southern and she retorts with some inconvenient facts.
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@callistoroll BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED.
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I should've been a journalist. The average standard is LOW.
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@LionsSpectre How old were the women? Many overly anxious women choosing losers who make 'em feel secure lately.
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Guys and girls, we waited them out. We won. We won so hard.
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Talking to people back in NZ, it seems even a lot of Ardern voters are aware something is very wrong. Their defenses are half-hearted if they have a defense at all. They just can't quite process it though.
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The zombies seem aggro that their two-tier society is coming to an end. I get blocked so easily lately.
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They're literally considering lockdowns over what is now just a cold.
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Dear Protestors: You have them on the ropes. Do not settle for anything less than total victory!.
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I knew a man who was vehemently anti-Eftpos and basically predicted the social credit system more than 18 years ago.
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that island would be green within a year, flourishing economically within two, and nuclear capable within a decade.
Psychopaths like this should all be marooned on a desert island together where they can form the Lord of the Flies society of their dreams.
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12/12 I'll never forget this, and nor should anyone else. This should have been career-ending for Gower. The fact it wasn't speaks to the corruption of NZ media as a whole. Hope you enjoyed this recap of @patrickgowernz 's bestest interview ever. May it live forever.
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The Ukrainians are almost 70 percent unvaccinated. How does this maek you feeeel?.
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reminder that this is a Mexican immigrant from wealth who sits in NZ's government unelected and preaches green communism and that is insane.
Super excited about our bold and ambitious manifesto for this election! . Includes moving to default union membership, legalisation of cannabis, rent controls, resourcing the implementations of Matike Mai recommendations, and more! .
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How to make your scandal worse: 1) Lie 2) Dox.
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Most memorable own-goal for me was when the Star Wars franchise diversified the evil Empire by filling them with bipocs and women. It's like they forgot how propaganda works.
maybe someone can explain why liberal system occasionally spit out aesthetic own-goals like this. i refuse ever to see the film but the musical arrangements and iconography are bizarre and astounding.
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I might start cataloguing some of the more egregious bits of propaganda found in NZ "journalism" lately. It's so bad and I don't think anyone is doing it. Might be nice to have a reference.
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I am DJ now let me home for New Year @jacindaardern I promise I won't repost Clarke in bra pics.
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Too many people see nz politicians as innocent angels just doing their best.
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Wow! Which one of you ended up a party leader?.
I took politics in the same uni classes as David Seymour, he was a no-mates and even the tutors did not want to talk to him.
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I'm old enough to remember when athletes at peak physical fitness didn't just suddenly develop career and possibly life-ending cardiac issues.
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Men liking this tweet:
The Jew haters are the most annoying people imaginable, peak insufferable.
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Seriously, when I mention NZ crime has gone nuts and costs are through the roof mosf Japanese people look at me like I have a screw loose. "But the TeeVee said. ".
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Has anyone seen any graph or data depicting the sudden and lasting drop in cases and deaths post mass vaccination? . Me neither.
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So who will you guys be voting for next election? . Jacinda or slightly slower Bald Jacinda?.
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The regime supporters chanting "choices have consequences" and then crying about protests 😂😂😂.
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NZ will magically become a utopia if everyone learns and speaks only Maori. Just like it was pre-colonisation.
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Japan rn.
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The "ivermectin is animal medicine" narrative pivot has been a site to behold. Classic BS op, barely worth a rebuttal. They are truly reaching now.
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Ardern says protestors are a small minority; cedes sovereignty to an even smaller minority of expert™s.
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Really good to see the gatherings in New Zealand today. Thanks to those posting pics.
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Closing down the universities to purge them of these types should be high on the list of any potential national leader.
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