Dan Taipua
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Auckland, New Zealand
Joined March 2013
Italians: you shouldn't drink cappuccino after noon. Me: you shouldn't elect Mussolini's descendants to parliament.
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This is @jordanbpeterson and a fan during his speaking tour in New Zealand. February 19th, 2019. Less than one month ago.
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I took politics in the same uni classes as David Seymour, he was a no-mates and even the tutors did not want to talk to him.
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Steve McQueen wearing Yohji Yamamoto is my favourite fits of all time
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So like NONE of the confirmed cases in NZ have come from China right? Like zero?. Yell at a European in the street π.
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Not everyone knows the same stuff so here is credit: Akira Toriyama, Dr. Slump Ch. 112 (1982).
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As we grow older, it's gets a bit sadder that my wife and I are unable to have children. But also, now we have a bunch of spare money? I'm cry into my beef noodle soup in the markets of Taipei when we take a four-week holiday this year ππ.
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*looks at daughters art*.*looks at sons snapchat*."Yeah look, I've got to spend more time with my family".- Former PM, John Key.
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If you are a teacher in NZ & find yourself with a greater workload due to some of your colleagues being absent, let them kids play some games for a bit what are you a cop.
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For context, this is like winning the grand jury prize at Sundance. Of all the the independent video games made all around the world last year, the very best of them was MΔori πͺπΎ.
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My wife reads just about 100 books per year and I am like "I saw a good GIF of Godzilla today, very large very good".
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John Key 'Resigns'.David Shearer 'Quits'. I see your English language, and raise you a tired narrative bias.π€β οΈβ₯οΈβ£οΈβ¦οΈ.
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Who's the most embarrassing person that shares your name, for me it is myself.
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Standing on the wrong side of history has a very limited range of negative consequences, like all the MPs who voted against gay marriage and now say it's fine. Once hard fought justice comes they can just say "oh well, guess it worked out".
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Briscoes Lady announcing a sale in her living room to a grim chorus of porcelain dolls.
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This is the most-read thing I've ever written.Also it is best thing that anybody has ever written.
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I found out I've been overpaying my student loan for almost a year (it's finished!), I didn't miss the funds so if your hapu or peoples have a fundraiser going please DM me a link.
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i almost missed vine then i remembered this existed
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Every version of a Quentin Tarantino twitter-name absolutely sucks, except for Quentin Tarantinotanga.
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Seen more about Billy TK in the past month than we have about white supremacist groups in the year since 51 innocent people were murdered.
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I've decide to become the most popular man on Twitter by saying 'don't save this landmark arts venue'.
The privately-owned Auckland theatre is seeking no less than $30m of public money for renovations. Here's why we'd be suckers to pay for it.
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This image has been removed from but can still be viewed in archive here:.
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Why is the Green Party giving $11.7m to a private school with five-figure tuition fees π₯΄.
Government to pump $11.7m into privately-run Green School in Taranaki
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@wascaleywabbit IMO there's only one type of person who would tell someone they weren't allowed coffee, and B. Mussolini was their leader.
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If you love to hear a MΔori be called 'a New Zealander' please enjoy every news article 8a.m. the morning after the 92nd Academy Awards.
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I don't have anything clever to say for this one, I simply hate the motherfuckers π€·πΎββοΈ.
Police in the Armed Response Teams failed to record their callouts properly on almost every occasion during the trial's first two months.
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Bong Joon Ho's PARASITE (2019) free to all New Zealanders via MΔori.
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Kia ora koutou, for the first time ever I am appearing in a printed book, along with sixty authors of great mana ππ€πΎ.
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Peter Gossage is amazing, here he illustrates Maui ascending the planes of reality
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Crazy to me that people have a dream job they want, my dream is smoke cigarettes and be quiet.
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@maxedoutsolar His granddaughters, though married, keep the family name for its positive brand associations.
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Anyone got a MΔori dad he'll only eat something burnt to a crisp or Directly From The Sea.
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A lot of people will be too young to remember, but in 2004 a group of Israeli intelligence agents used the identity of a man with cerebral palsy to illegally procure a NZ passport.
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Chances that my job won't exist in following financial year are rising, watch me delete all my tweets, get a linkedin, and pushing soft-handed centre-leftism as I pivot to comms.
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The fobbiest guy in our neighbourhood has been driving around playing 'The Power of Love' by Celine Dion out his siren speaker every night. All the haters in the community Facebook group are complaining, but I think it's hilarious.
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I'm just thankful we had 100 clear days of normal life. I got to see my nan in her care home, attend tangi out of town, those are things some places still can't do.
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Peace to all the Owairaka, Sandringham, Roskill, Lynfield and them, inshallah safety come.
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The new Green Party MP, Teanau Tuiono, confirmed space MΔori π
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this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family
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Well, this aged like vinegar.
Great to open Auckland Shooting Club this morning. Another business off the ground - 300 members already!
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Saving for a house is important but maybe also splash $200 at Specsavers so you don't look like you're on a list of registered offenders
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We adopted a cat yesterday :3 still a bit jittery and mostly hiding under the couch
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@slimi2515 @JoshuaFisher @ProjectRedCoat @CoreyDeshon Orwell was often talking streaming platforms and the performance of lead-line entertainment programming.
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There is only one way to settle this Lorde/Kanye beef: Whom has the most Vodafone New Zealand Music Awards.
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Your mcm started a vintage store on instagram. He has three ugly Hilfiger jerseys and one Heineken Open adjustable cap.
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