I need a man that understands when it’s time to roll over and stop spooning. And occasionally holds my leg with his foot as we both drift off to sleep.
14 YEARS AGO. Teenage dream was released two weeks prior and my friend told me about this app where you can talk to your fav celebrity directly. My first tweet was to Katy and my last tweet will be to Katy.
#MyTwitterAnniversary
Whoever planned the NYC Marathon the weekend of Halloween, HATES THE GAYS. How they hell am i suppose to run 26 miles the morning after running around the city all night looking like a dirty skank?
Someone made a comment to me recently. “u’ve posted a pic of u in the same outfit holding the same paper multiple times”
Yes and each one of those pictures cost me atleast 30k.
I’ve worked so fucking hard to get where I’m at u better fucking believe I’m gonna post about it
So I started working on my commercial license yesterday and these maneuvers are wild…
They want me to do what with a plane!? Nahh bb That’s a rollercoaster.
Went on a date with a guy last night. He wanted to play two truths and a lie. He went first and said
“I had sex on a professors desk, I love shooting guns, and I’ve been arrested 5 times”
lets just say he doesn't like shooting guns….
When a pilot, with decades of experience, says the words “You fly a good airplane” to you (someone’s who’s been flying for 11 months) ‼️
I really am exactly where Im suppose to be in every aspect of my life. 🥰