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@realjudybarton

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who could ever leave me darlin’/but who could stay 💘

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@realjudybarton
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A year apart, is this anything? Am I swole yet?
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@realjudybarton
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One time my straight crush was so excited to see me he picked me up, was not wearing underwear, and his donkey dick hit my hole as I pulled my legs up 🥲🥲🥲
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Sorry bro I didn’t mean for our bulges to touch when we hugged
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@realjudybarton
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Happy six months of singledom to me 🌈
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@realjudybarton
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Some of y’all do NOT know how to suck uncut dick. You don’t just pull the foreskin back and pretend it was never there to begin with. 😭
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@realjudybarton
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Green on green on green
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@realjudybarton
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This is my boyfriend who doesn’t have a Twitter. How cute is he? 🥺🥺🥺
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@realjudybarton
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The sluttiest thing a man can do is show his underwear waistband like 🥵🥵🥵
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@realjudybarton
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Felt bone, won’t delete
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@realjudybarton
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Some of y’all could have just logged off for 24 hrs but would rather just be miserable and try to ruin people’s joy. It’s so weird. The way I would never act this way about any act I don’t like; why are you devoting your free time to vitriol? 😵‍💫
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@realjudybarton
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I am very small 👨‍👨‍👦
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@realjudybarton
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3 years
Already had s*x 4 times in 2022. Happy New Years to me! 😌
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@realjudybarton
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9 months
I’m a 36 year old divorced Swiftie with no savings and no therapist 🚩🚩🚩
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@realjudybarton
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We made it to a year this week, btw
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Happy six months of singledom to me 🌈
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@realjudybarton
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Feeling the sads BAD today 💔
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@realjudybarton
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Did my brand officially shift from ass pics to sad portrait mode selfies? Stay tuned.
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@realjudybarton
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And here we are, a year and a half 🙃
@realjudybarton
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Happy six months of singledom to me 🌈
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@realjudybarton
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Chest hair and a tank for February 🥰
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@realjudybarton
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But does your beard connect?
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@realjudybarton
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Titties
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@realjudybarton
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Fuck me, I’m Irish ☘️
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@realjudybarton
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2003 -> 2023
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@realjudybarton
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POV: I just t*pped and am listening to ‘Sour’. Did I do this right?
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@realjudybarton
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Got f*cked so good that I’m suddenly in the holiday spirit. 🎄🎅❄️
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@realjudybarton
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While we’re over sharing, I spent $800 flying to Barcelona for a romantic Hail Mary on a man I spent one perfect week with in NYC. He told me the night I got here we should be realistic and need to pull back. In my flop romance era, I fear.
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@realjudybarton
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3 years
Freshly faded, vaccinated, single, stimmied and on spring break. Ok!
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@realjudybarton
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Posting ass on the tl bc it’s Friday, love all my oomfs 🥰
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@realjudybarton
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Me, 34, divorced, single for the first time in 14 years, every time I see the hashtag #lovewins
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@realjudybarton
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😅
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@RegalCourtier7
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What pic had your DMs flooded after you posted it⁉️
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@realjudybarton
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🎶 Never told anyone anything bad/Cuz that shit’s embarrassing/You were my everything/And all that you did was make me fuckin’ sad 🎶
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@realjudybarton
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kinda wanna boyfriend, kinda wanna die
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@realjudybarton
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Spank me/Slap Me/Choke Me/Bite Me
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@realjudybarton
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This shirt kinda makes my eyes look blue 👀🌊
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@realjudybarton
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Today is my birthday, but more importantly it is the 4 year anniversary of the time I sucked off my Uber Eats delivery guy.
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@realjudybarton
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1 year
Just sucked my uber driver’s d*ck, y’all and it was Brazilian and big and beautiful 🥲
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@realjudybarton
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3 years
Had to shave my face for work. Does anyone still want me? 🥺
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@realjudybarton
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Just took off privacy on alt 😬
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@realjudybarton
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3 years
For pride month, any top that lets a fully douched bottom go to waste shall be subject to 1-2 years in prison.
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@realjudybarton
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My dad and me
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My dad and me
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@realjudybarton
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Baby’s first iced coffee. You heard that right. 😏
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@realjudybarton
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Being on Grindr at the STD clinic is camp 🌚
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@realjudybarton
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I dunno about fat enough, but it’s a cute bubble 😌
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is ur ass fat enough for you to act that way??
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@realjudybarton
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T*ppped someone with my same birthday last night; really in my vers era 🥰
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@realjudybarton
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3 years
Red (Michael’s Version)
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@realjudybarton
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11 months
Summer over, seven months single, where is my tall, dark, handsome, h*ng boyfriend who is gonna f*ck me like a sl*t and hold me like I’m baby? 🥹👉🏼👈🏼
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@realjudybarton
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3 years
Slowly coming to terms with the loss of my beard and my resulting unf*ckability, plz b nice 🥲
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@realjudybarton
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3 years
Well, I finally did it. I have an *lt. Inquire for name in DMs. 😇
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@realjudybarton
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Hello from Kyoto
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@realjudybarton
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Industry Baby
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@realjudybarton
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2 years
Do you guys like mustaches? 👨🏻
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@realjudybarton
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6 months
Hiii LA, I’m almost in you. Otterpop tonight?!
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@realjudybarton
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3 years
Okay, need some input on which facial hair length we prefer 🤓
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