One time my straight crush was so excited to see me he picked me up, was not wearing underwear, and his donkey dick hit my hole as I pulled my legs up 🥲🥲🥲
Some of y’all could have just logged off for 24 hrs but would rather just be miserable and try to ruin people’s joy. It’s so weird. The way I would never act this way about any act I don’t like; why are you devoting your free time to vitriol? 😵💫
While we’re over sharing, I spent $800 flying to Barcelona for a romantic Hail Mary on a man I spent one perfect week with in NYC. He told me the night I got here we should be realistic and need to pull back. In my flop romance era, I fear.