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Andrew Ettinger
8 months
introducing: use your words [] a storytelling studio focused on helping founders, creators, designers and inventors tell more compelling and coherent tales of their work
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Andrew Ettinger
5 months
flying with the unmarked bag of creatine to make sure TSA is staying sharp
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5 years
every intro conference call: Heyyyy Hiiii Can you hear me? Yeah uhh can you hear me??? Yeah Cool so uh where are you based? [city] Oh cool [comment about the weather] Haha yeah [response to comment about weather] Haha soooo should I start orrrr? Yeah Cool yeah so–
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@SeanEcom I've previously put "creatine" in quotes so they know with certainty
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
ok guys i think i did it... i found the worst post on the internet
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6 years
@hqtrivia if you don’t then you dont love me deserve me at my at my
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@ArijanJanes in the creatine bag in the other pocket
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
startup standing desk 👌
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@madebymbw actually fun fact they openly do not check for dr*gs '
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@andreasklinger isn't the first question how long am i traveling for?
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
One of my favorite things about SF was people's willingness to help I'm putting together a little dinner series in NYC – hoping to get together interesting people of diverse backgrounds (and professions!!) Who should I meet?
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
Exciting news: today is my first day at @wearAtoms 👟 I was lucky enough to meet @sidraqasim & @waqasali earlier this year and fell in love with what they're building. I think you will too.
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
With @floridadm this St. Patty's weekend, if this gets 100 RTs, I'll shave my head for @StBaldricks . Donate:
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
What makes a good product manager? via @bhorowitz
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6 years
The first time I've actually read terms & conditions.
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Andrew Ettinger
25 days
@TheAlligator drain the swamp!
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Andrew Ettinger
2 years
for over a decade it's felt like most new celebs were whichever scumbags and scammers could say the most outrageous shit so i personally think it's cool as hell that @hubermanlab is a "celebrity" shoutout the internet what a time
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
@samsheffer we’re sharing love in the grext
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Andrew Ettinger
4 years
today is my last day at @WearAtoms what a ride the last two years have been... excited for what's next 💫
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
@ me next time @hqtrivia . I'm not changing it.
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Andrew Ettinger
2 years
glad he’s getting a much needed vacation
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
Today is my last day @Twitter 😢 The last year and a half have been an absolute dream — I owe so much to this place (and my @AdsAPI family). Twitter has truly changed my life. #LoveWhereYouWorked
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Andrew Ettinger
2 years
do we know who does the @PALACELONDON copy? catching up on some recent product descriptions (for fun) and cracking up
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for my 30th birthday, I wrote down some things I believe about life, health, energy, friendship, and shampoo 💭 here are the first 30:
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
Oh my...this is incredible Snapchat meets chain mail 👻📧
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2 years
if he's rocking both of these at the same time just know you're about to have one of the worst conversations you've ever had
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
new girl moved in to the apartment below us last weekend it's been... interesting
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Andrew Ettinger
2 years
@nba_paint @SPUAthletics 100K is kinda silly, but i’ll do my part
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Andrew Ettinger
9 years
Awesome listen. @ScooterBraun , the man behind @JustinBieber and manager of @ArianaGrande , has a pretty cool story.
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
happy monday! it's a great week to never say "e-meet" again best, andrew
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
my 84 year old grandmother emailed my mom a photo of her boyfriend
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Andrew Ettinger
4 years
jewish girls explaining how they know other jewish girls
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
Me listening to any track off My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, after having listened to @dissectpodcast :
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
My roommate @jesseweinberger is a huge Giants fan (huge enough to wear a jersey to watch TV). He had one wish for the #NFLDraft : don’t draft Daniel Jones. You can probably guess who they drafted.
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
Hands down the greatest out of office auto-reply ever, courtesy of @AdamRaines_ 👏👏👏
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
Some personal news: I'm joining @Twitter on the @AdsAPI team 🙌 Really excited for this next step! #LoveWhereYouWork
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
"How long have you lived in SF?" About this long:
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
just catching up with my ex-girlfriend on #ElectionDay
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
Think I'm supposed to use Medium for this, but... After an incredible 16 months @ProductHunt , I'm leaving and looking for my next venture.
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
now do one in a regular nyc apartment where the bed touches at least 3 walls
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5 years
You always wanted to know, but never wanted to ask. Yes, this video will teach you how to successfully put on a duvet cover.
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
Feels so good to finally bring Atoms to the world ⚛️ I joined this company almost a year ago, quite literally because of how amazing the shoes are. Check out the new site... and cop a pair !!
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Introducing the all-new .
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
huge news im now a dad of 4 (for now)
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@willystaley this is actually one of the genuinely good hot sauces and i believe predates graza!
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
everyone should live in NYC in their 20s
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
Such an awesome quote from @GarryTan 💬
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
We just moved @WearAtoms to Brooklyn & are hiring for some key roles! 📈 Head of Growth: 💻 Full-Stack Engineer: We'll be adding more job postings in the coming weeks here: My DMs are open!
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
Every app is a dating app, if you play your cards right.
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
My friend's little sister went to a Justin Bieber concert with her friend when they were 12. They were so excited that she peed her pants and her friend passed out. I think about that once a week.
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
Returning to SF after spending time in NYC
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
Pumped to share a little project I made with @bentossell 👇 Pear — connecting email newsletters with advertisers 🍐
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Andrew Ettinger
2 years
@micsolana maybe not the answer, but let's not pretend the way the court has been appointed (Garland Gorsuch) was democratic
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
my favorite part of flying is when the flight attendant tries to sell the entire plane a credit card over the loudspeaker
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
@theMasonRamsey 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
Register to vote in 30 seconds by scanning your ID 🇺🇸 cc @OmarAl @mcuban
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
I'm not sure why this is happening (this is not something I set up), but I'm not that mad.
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my ex-girlfriend’s 90 year old grandpa just liked an ig of us from coachella april 2017 so ya things are going really well between us
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
Simpler times.
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
Slack just announced they've invested $2M in 14 Slackbots. Here are the ones you can add to your @SlackHQ today 🤖
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
why the fuck ??
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
These last 2 years in SF have been such a special time in my life. There is so much value in stepping outside your comfort zone. I'm glad I did. Thank you to all the truly amazing people I met here✌️♥️🌉
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
hell yes !! share that photo of notre dame from your semester abroad !!
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5 years
is this a joke???
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
My favorite part of applying for an apartment is sending a PDF with my social to some guy I met online 💛
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6 years
do burritos next
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Eating pasta doesn't increase chances of weight gain, study says:
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
My GF watched "What the Health" & went vegan. I have no choice but to become a filmmaker who makes meat-eating propaganda to turn her back.
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Grandma asked me if I wanted to lose in a game of checkers. I asked for a refresher on the rules. "You know what I say about rules?" No, what? "Fuck em" She smoked me and took me for $20 🤦‍♂️
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7 years
@World_Wide_Wob Do you love basketball as much as JVG hates replay?
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
Can't thank @rrhoover @Corleyh and the PH fam (truly family) enough for the invaluable lessons learned and unforgettable memories ⚡️😹💕💎💯
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
idk who tf writes Amazon reviews… pretty sure they’re all fake but you better believe I’m reading 6 or 7 reviews before I buy this $4 sponge holder for my kitchen sink
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
@bentossell It's been 3 months since I launched 🍐 Seeing as pear is built on @ajlkn 's Carrd, I figured I'd share some stats like he does... 🙋105 customers 💌 115 newsletters 💵 $1,255 total revenue 🕐 1h/week 🗣️ Posted once on @ProductHunt , Twitter, LinkedIn
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
I'm looking to hustle in a BD / Growth role at a company whose mission and values I believe in. Think I'd be a good fit? DMs are open.
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Andrew Ettinger
4 years
I created some email templates (based on data-backed policy changes) and a list of who to send them to in a few cities 👉 👈 let's lean on local lawmakers to end police violence in America #ChangeTheLawsFixTheSystem #BlackLivesMatter
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
#HatGuy 🙋‍♂️
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Here's a short story for y'all: One time I had a video call with someone from @zoom_us that I had not prepared for. So I introduced myself to @ericsyuan and asked what he did at the company. Anyways, congrats on the IPO!
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Andrew Ettinger
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Work has not defined me in my 20’s. I've had good jobs at cool companies, but hadn’t put much thought into my "career." I liked where I was at and where I was going. After freelancing for ~4 years, I'm taking my biggest step yet towards doing what I love...
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
@nickabouzeid @venmo I'm now an angel investor. Invest in people, not ideas, right? $2 well spent.
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
Shipping to @ProductHunt the same day that Product Hunt ships "Product Hunt Ship" to Product Hunt
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
honesty is the best policy
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
My dad doesn't have an Instagram, so I have to call him to wish him a happy Father's Day :/
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Andrew Ettinger
8 years
It's been 1 year (!!) since I started working @ProductHunt 😮 🙌 Thank you @rrhoover , @Corleyh , and the PH fam for being you 😇 More words 👇
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Andrew Ettinger
9 years
"An Open Letter to @SherylSandberg " - a post on how my life has changed in the last year. Hope you enjoy! 🙌
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
I met this dog today. Huge @SFGiants fan.
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
👀 (better than allbirds) 👟
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
Very easy win for anyone hiring: get back to all candidates BEFORE the date you told them you would. Hiring for that particular role might not be *your* most pressing task, but it likely is for those applying.
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
Yesterday, a random girl in Brooklyn asked if I used to have a mohawk. I did, one summer, 15 years ago. She recognized me from that summer.
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
First day 🕺
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
Unreal week in Le Pradet & Paris 🇫🇷 Off to Tel Aviv for the weekend 🇮🇱
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Andrew Ettinger
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┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in ┃╱╱╲╲ this ╱╱╭╮╲╲house ▔▏┗┛▕▔ we ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲ use iMessage reactions to politely end a conversation ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔
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Andrew Ettinger
3 years
european-life balance
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
8 years ago today:
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Andrew Ettinger
7 years
Heading to #Dubai 🇦🇪 and #India 🇮🇳 for a couple weeks with some plane tickets, a backpack, and no real plans. ✌️
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Andrew Ettinger
5 years
@jacksondahl there is no better travel advice i've received (and followed) i miss tony :(
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Andrew Ettinger
6 years
Today @TwitterSF , we re-created our own mini #HotOnes 🌶 Please note: we will be slow to respond to emails for the rest of the day on the account of @MadDog357 😰
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