I salute u in advance if this applies to u, but I sincerely believe that if u are entertained by the app Venmo and its extended universe u are of an objectively higher mental status than the average person, something akin to a hyper-intelligent alien octopus or Albert Einstein.

sometimes you need a little rebrand (saving period) after going on a major shopping spree.

Coffee cat says send a coffee 🐈

2024 me: 2025 me:

Me rn 🧑‍💻 + 🎨 = 🖼

2025 will be your big money year! . ∧_∧. (･ω･ )　 η. η >　 ⌒＼ /(∃).(∃)/ ∧　　＼_/ .＼_/　＼　 丶. ／ /　 ﾉ. (　( 〈. ＼ ＼ ＼.

In my cozy era. Way too cold outside 🥶

Weather? Cold.Food? Ordered.Vibes? Cozy.

its giving “if you need me Venmo me” all 2025.

when i say i’m inside all 2025. I mean it… UNLESSSSSSSSS you send a Venmo. Then I might consider getting up.

me cozily chilling because all of my Venmo payments are completed . __ ﾊ＿ﾊ____. | (◡ω◡) |. /⌒∪⌒⌒∪⌒ //||. /⌒⌒⌢⌒⌒⌒//. /⌒⌢⌒⌒⌒⌒//.|||⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒|||.

Raise your hand if this is also you

*Making plans in January. I’d love to go out with you tonight (I’m not going anywhere).

What my year of rest and relaxation is going to look like

New year, new me (completes a Venmo request within a week).

It’s not fair we have to budget when the sun goes down at 4:30pm.

Wake me up when winter ends

This is your sign to book that trip ✈️💸 @JetBlue has just made waves by becoming the first-ever airline to accept Venmo for flight bookings. Booking your next adventure and splitting the travel costs between friends and family just got that much easier. Learn more:

How big is your Venmo balance on your vision board this year?.

The good news about starting a new year is you get to reset your budget, the bad news is you do that in January—the month that never ends.