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Ern Malley

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Duck billed platypus wrangler and amateur TV watcher

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@ernest_malley
Ern Malley
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i think the new minister meant that people could identify as lamas, probably by becoming very learned in Buddhism.
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@CameronYardeJnr Happy birthday transpires we are of similar ages.
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PSA The final episode of Blackadder II was not a documentary
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@AsteroidWatch
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While still an extremely low possibility, asteroid 2024 YR4's impact probability with Earth has increased from about 1% to a 2.3% chance on Dec. 22, 2032. As we observe the asteroid more, the impact probability will become better known. More:
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@thebeercolonel i will do a video of my joke for that if the public demands it in August.
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@thebeercolonel I knew there was a man that sang about his hat and after extensive googling I identified him and workshopped the joke
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sending this one to Week ending
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Gino d'Acampo is on ITV. He first came to fame when he burgled Paul Young, stealing his hat and making him homeless
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RT @ernest_malley: Gino d'Acampo is on ITV. He first came to fame when he burgled Paul Young, stealing his hat and making him homeless
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@Unity_MoT hahahaha
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RT @Unity_MoT: @ernest_malley Finally found a worthwhile use for AI...
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@hellothisisivan I have questions for the algorithm
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I always loved the introductions to the questions on Play your cards right. "We asked one hundred left handed taxidermists." did ye, aye?
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RT @paulbeardow: @ernest_malley Lifted from the B3ta website. There is some good stuff posted there now and then
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RT @manticlops: @ernest_malley It's class b, but I hope so.
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RT @hellothisisivan: @ernest_malley It’s the follow up to the sold out Beverley Allitt heroin identification
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this is my favourite tweet of this year so far. Beautifully done. Shamefully underappreciated.
@bsgorrie
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You weren't there man! *helicopter noises*
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@bsgorrie i keep coming back to this and it remains superb. And deserves far more love on here.
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