"Someone filled the whole Dunstable opera season with nothing but Wagner in rhyming slang Constable? No no I was playing the Theremin."

Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look, be he beach body ready my liege?.

Brighton based sausage enjoyers, which pub do you prefer, The Gees e or The Shakespeare's Head?.

RT @the_joe_marotta: hey look, a board meeting. thank you

Anyway now for a big gay re-read of one of my favourite sacred texts, Two Boys Kissing by David Levithan.

Re the Seventh Veil of Salome - did the historical Salome plotline writing remind anyone else of the flashback scenes in The Satanic Verses or was that just me?.

Still irate over the intellectual feebleness and cowardice involved in cancelling #Betweenthecovers. Everyone involved in this decision at @BBCTwo should be thoroughly ashamed of themselves and resign in disgrace.

Ah, A level results day when I got spellbindingly drunk and didn't really full sober up for 4 years thereafter :).

The end of Spy Game where Stephen Dillane realises he's been stitched up like a drunk kipper is just wonderful.

Watching Spy Game again on A-Prime, cracking little picture.

The doorbell was of course invented by Sir Isambard Ding Dong Brunel.

Watching a youtube video review of the Ritz and mention has been made of a duck press, and how do you get them to run a newspaper, let alone report on the issues of the day?.

Had a deep dive into my gmail inbox because it said I'd used up 49% of the space and have now deleted all those 2010-12 emails still there, nearly all utter rubbish.

Watching Ross Noble's Unrealtime show on DVD, and his 'Essex Confucius' stuff is just gold, one of my favourite stand-up sets ever.

Was listening to some old #ISIHAC earlier on CD and just joyous, Jeremy Hardy's singing and all. Has there ever been so perfect a writer/host matchup as Iain Patterson and the sainted Chairman Humph?.

Delighted to report that those 2 glasses of white rioja from Aldi slipped down at supper with no pain at all, not a sharp edge in sight.

RT @HXValley:

Keep getting adverts for temu on instagram and all I can think of when I see that name is a Yorkshireman spotting Rod Hull approaching.

Yes, all this streaming service business might well mean that one can watch all the big event golden age shows you can eat but I'm still going to watch Joan Hickson as Miss Marple in Nemesis on ITVX as frankly it's better :p.