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Anyone who thinks the Assistant Director of the FBI was in the crowd when Trump’s ear was nicked by flying teleprompter glass needs to see a neurologist AND a gastroenterologist because they literally have Shit For Brains.
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The only people who still listen to Glenn Beck are degenerate lead-poisoned MAGA boomers who haven’t been allowed to see their grandchildren since 2016.
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To every asshole Xhitting WE WILL NOT COMPLY, I’m going to show up at your funeral, dressed as a clown, and honk my horn during the service. After your carcass has been buried, I will strip, twerk on your grave, and drop a deuce on it.
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@amerix
Pretty sure most of the people on this thread are sitting in a basement, have severe right-hand carpal tunnel syndrome, and a very bizarre Pornhub history.
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If you want Jack Posobiec to block you, just tell him you hope his children grow up to be decent human beings and break off all contact with him.
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I have seen Sarah Sanders unhinge her jaw, place a whole deep-fried squirrel in her mouth, and spit out a pile of clean bones two minutes later.
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@thehill
As a Southerner, I concerned that this could have dire implications for the future of casseroles.
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If you’re paying 14% APR on an oversized truck that will never haul anything heavier than a Yeti cooler full of White Claw, I honestly think you’re an idiot.
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@revpaulwhite
@matilda_w_
I remember when Bishop N.T. Wright visited northeast Louisiana and said he could not reconcile the people who slept with a Bible and a handgun in their nightstand.
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@CapehartJ
@NewDay
Mick Mulvaney reminds me of the asshole who’s trying to foreclose on an orphanage in old black & white movies.
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Most of the Southern Baptists I grew up with in South Arkansas were frightened racist middle-class white people who’d drive two counties over to buy liquor. They haven’t changed much in the past forty years. If anything, they’ve gotten worse.
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Scott Pressler will block you if you bring this up:
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@SilkVaughn
@GeorgeTakei
I hope your power goes out, Silk. In the middle of a 107 week. Or a 20 degree winter week. I hope it stays out for a month.
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@michaelreid52
Wait until the opposition is shot down in the street. The US, as usual, has blood on its hands.
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@MeansNefarious
@MayorFrey
As a real union member, please don’t call it a police union. It’s more of a criminal syndicate.
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@SarahHuckabee
@DanielCameronAG
WTF does that have to do with Arkansas? Hope you paid for the travel out of your own pocket.
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@AstralLobo
@ungerbn103
@DNC
You could vote for Joe so we don’t go full-bore fascist. You could vote for Joe so the Supreme Court doesn’t cement conservative rule. You could vote for Joe to prevent the GOP from establishing a de facto Apartheid state.
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@FLDEPNews
@FLStateParks
You’re going to commercialize and destroy the character of our state parks. These proposals were done in violation of your internal processes and the state IG office needs to investigate.
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Scott Pressler is a great choice for RNC chair if you want gay butt secs happening in the
@RNCResearch
offices.
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Where’s Trump? Cheating at golf while filling his adult diapers with noxious liquid stool.
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@jeffvandermeer
Also, Musk is no genius. He’s a hack engineer who brute forces off the shelf technology into all of his products. A latter day Edison—10% inventor, 90% huckster.
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@jeffvandermeer
I know what’s happening in my backyard. The squirrels are massing and I expect their attack within days.
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@pdabrosca
My great uncle was Antifa. General Bradley gave him a bronze star for blowing a nest of fascists to fragments.
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Trump and Vance: a Daughter Fucker and a Couch Fucker together at last.
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@TXCowboyBlues
@ThePubliusUSA
@JohnJHarwood
Seriously consistent. That’s about the same percentage of people who thought we were winning the Vietnam War in 1967. A good baseline for the idiot population.
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Any union member who voted for Trump is a moron. Any working class person who is anti-union is also a moron.
#TrumpIsAScab
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@2020_return
If Jeebus returns in 2020, a lot of people claiming to be Christian are going to be very surprised during the Judgement of Nations when they are judged and numbered among the goats.
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Remember when Bush the Elder was ridiculed in the media for being amazed at a bar code scanner? Why isn’t the media raking the senile shitbag over this Grocery ID idiocy? Trump’s sundowning by noon, it appears.
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@AmeliaBrace
@7NewsSydney
@elonmusk
is still only a genius in his own mind. Keep burning through venture capital, Elon!
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Satan, Rudy Giuliani, and Ted Cruz are all trending. I assume it’s because Satan has prepared a place for both of those miserable assholes when they finally go tits-up.
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Judge Engoron is going to expose Trump as being broke AF and his assets leveraged to the hilt. The ruling today could expose him to further lawsuits in every state—and country—he does business in. I hope he doesn’t survive the shock.
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@JoeyMannarinoUS
Screenshotting this so I can make sure you’re never employed again. I can’t wait to hire you when you’re a sixty year old Robitussin addict for a bum fight TikTok.
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@KalieG_KING5
I am so glad
@VP
has such an extensive background in emergency management, epidemiology, and public health policy. He and
@realDonaldTrump
have this under control!
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@but_abta
@RepMattGaetz
@realDonaldTrump
Matt can’t read. His frat had all the papers he needed to make a C and his daddy leaned on the Provost who leaned on the Registrar’s office to clean up his transcript for the classes he failed.
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@kimguilfoyle
@AlinaHabba
Ah. Showing off the bolt-ons. You might get an extra $2.48 in ad revenue. I think you’d make more money with OnlyFans.
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@catturd2
They’re unqualified grifters, all of them, and if they weren’t born to wealth (or the illusion of it), they wouldn’t last a lunch shift at Arby’s. Those soft-handed dilettantes aren’t going to do well in prison.
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@qualitysnark
@edsredboat
@ACLU
@DevinNunes
@NunesAlt
@DevinCow
They found hoofprints outside his bedroom window.
@DevinNunes
was udderly frightened.
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Congratulations Elon on turning X into a cesspool of porn bots, racists, right-wing grifters, and whiny incels. I’m glad your rocket didn’t go boom, by the way. We should definitely put you on the next one.
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@meridithmcgraw
@anitakumar01
You mean they laced his KFC with enough klonopin to knock out a horse and hide his phone.
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If you think Scott Pressler having gay sex in the Virginia GOP offices is bad, wait until you hear about Lara Trump having sex with a developmentally challenged adult male.
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@frobinett
@CodyWolfeMusic
He’s not country. I’ll bet he’s never walked a mile to the post office with his grandma to see if her social security check came in.
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@AnnCoulter
Ann, please help us compile a list of people you think are expendable to keep the economy going. I think the pundit class is fairly unnecessary, and your sacrifice will be remembered long after you’re gone.
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Tom Fitton is a steroid-addicted snowflake without a law degree or any actual legal expertise.
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@ec_schneider
@anniekarni
“...best life back home.” Yeah, you couldn’t get a decent plate of fried possum in DC.
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@AGTimGriffin
More pointless culture war bullshit to obscure the fact that the conservative movement has no ideas, other than stoking impotent mediocre white male grievance. You were weird back then, and you’re still weird.
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@PeterSchorschFL
@FloridaGOP
@ChrisMZiegler
That’s odd. Usually they go up in front of the congregation and tearfully ask forgiveness. And then go right back to doing the same goddamn thing, except being more careful about it.
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@DuvalGOP
There’s also a good supply of strip clubs and a major airport that can handle the influx of gay escorts that always profit when the RNC is in town.
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@marystarsea
@Cernovich
@FOX13News
@marcorubio
I wouldn’t fit in. I have all my teeth and an advanced degree. I also don’t like fucking my cousins.
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@zellieimani
Same thing with the numbers for the Elaine Massacre, but any mass graves may be difficult to find. The Great Flood of 1927 deposited a lot of silt in that part of Arkansas. Some say the death toll may be in the 3-400 range.
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@ErickaAndersen
I’m going to follow you around with a big bag of stones to make sure you adhere strictly to biblical law.
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Trump is definitely sundowning.
Trump didn’t even recognize his daughter, Tiffany. And since she’s over 12yo he wasn’t going to bother to give her a second look. Typical MAGA Republican.
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@DanJohnsoninc
@TheRickWilson
@RonDeSantisFL
They’re going to have to stack the bodies in The Villages like cordwood.
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