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Married with cats. Student of hidden history. Shitpost connoisseur. 🦶Runner. 🇺🇸🇺🇲🇺🇸 Misanthropologist.
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Why would she think anyone is against that? Please defend yourselves from your rapists ladies and if they end up dead thank you for sparing our judicial system the trouble.
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It killed like 90% of Native Americans too. That's the only reasons Europeans were able to colonize when they did.
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@LeafaBeam
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@Mr_Krolm
I just order extra things I know she likes so she can "oh you aren't going to eat that" all she wants, and I still get fed.
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@80sGeek
@WallStreetSilv
Reason for withdrawal/tramsfer "no faith in your institution's ability to competently store my assets"
I wonder how they would respond to that?
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@HelpingChads
I'm going for the daughter. Anyone that thinks messing with my wife is a good idea deserves everything that happens to them.
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@tatertotsconor
I like how there can be massive urban sprawls of minority occupied gang land that is basically a war zone and it's unremarkable. But a small remote area with a small population extremely spread out of white people are scary scary dangerous.
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@lporiginalg
I just asked my gf her ring size before her bday so I could give her a birth stone ring. Then proposed 8 months later. Gotta plan that shit fellas.
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@greentexts_bot
Also, the Rules:
1. Be attractive.
2. Don't be unattractive.
Qualification: your personality can make you more unattractive
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I'm baffled by the dems behavior. It seems like they are genuinely worried Trump won't leave. Which means they don't think they can make him leave. Which means they don't have the military.
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@JebraFaushay
Looks like failing prosthetics. When he had his pre-2020 face-lift and facial rejuv reconstruction they rebuilt his chin to look more cartoonishly manly or something. Looks like the skin and connective tissue around the implants are failing, so he has saggy chin balls.
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@UnexaminedLife9
@iamyesyouareno
He's asking questions on the internet while there are mobs forming on the ground to protest the shooting. Why is he the one criticized for no chill?
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@2DirtyGroundhog
@CatieOsaurus
Prof's responsibility is to provide the class. Student's responsibility is to adequately complete the coursework. I don't see how showing up has anything to do with anything. If you can whiz through a class with zero attendance, awesome. It's your dime and your life.
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@nicksortor
If it was filed under a provision that gives her no way to reject it (seriously how does that even exist?) how is she going to stop it?
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@AkaliBf
@Rothmus
@JasonBassler1
Once you are in police custody, they are your custodians. They are literally legally responsible for a prisoners health. Regardless of their habits or circumstances.
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@lporiginalg
I swear to God I just showed my wife, who is blissfully unaware of anything pop cultural, and she asked me if it is a gay love story.
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@jeffreydinner
@smokeismedicine
Lots of news this week to keep on page 6. People aren't nearly cynical enough to understand how the US government works yet, but it's improving.
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@ramzpaul
Never been to Dallas, but if it's near a road named for LBJ or MLK it's never good.
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@reddit_lies
I was today years old when I realized that going to college was just a negotiated extension of childhood. And now everything makes sense.
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@CallMeXennial
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I'm 45 and I understood it all immediately. Guess who is living a happier life? It ain't me.
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@InternetH0F
Currently growing jalepeno, cayenne, and Carolina Reaper in my garden. Tbh the stuff I see ethnic people call "hot sauce" is pretty much tangy ketchup.
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@9mm_smg
One day I hope we can find a solution for all the medical professionals that participated in all of the covid injustices that is nice and final.
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@ConceptualJames
You literally attack their faith and tell them to accept another antithetical faith as de facto superior and are like "why they mad bro?". I'm not Christian. Most of the people I associate with are Christian, and yet I never have this problem.
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@WomenPostingLs
I would ask them to come weekly and clean my house. That's basically what I'm paying the maid. This would be a fascinating experiment.
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@827js
For those saying there weren't enough biden/harris bumper stickers, he probably just said that out of simplicity. Coexist stickers, rainbow flags, and any Subarus and Teslas were probably fair game in the sorting process.
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@Lead_Flinger
Which is even crazier when you consider they have a massive population making such a thing unnecessary. These people aren't cheetahs and dalmatians.
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@EMichaelJones1
The thing is they didn't need 40 decapitated babies. The attack was enough. But in trying to enhance sympathy, they ruined it.
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@AuronMacintyre
I'm glad they used the posterperson for virginity to make their pitch. Seriously, how do they manage to get the most freakishly repulsive human beings to do all their public speaking?
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@InternetH0F
Did the grandma sign a contract saying she really really wanted cancer? I mean, let's extend the comparison to it's full potential.
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@PN_1984
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Vast majority of people follow path of least resistance through life. And the MSMs
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@krassenstein
@dbcooper7566
You guys are literal democrat propagandists and probably the most dishonest B-listers of twitter. That's the glass house he speaks of.
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@TheGreatRoh
Forgiveness isn't for the person who wronged you. It's so you don't have to keep carrying them around in your head.
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@LadyJustice4512
@TRHLofficial
This is the least risqué thing I've seen in a decade. Conservatives/Christians can really be their own worst enemy.
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@strummaster42
Doesn't modifying a drug formulation essentially make it into a new drug that must undergo a new FDA review process? I mean, that's how they routinely make off-patent drugs into moneymakers again. Reformulate, rebrand, mark up 5000%
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@Rothmus
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@Oilfield_Rando
I ride too. I assume I'm usually in the way and everyone is out to kill me. Most cyclists have the same entitled mindset that poisons everything else. I'm just trying to get some exercise and not dead, not make people inconvenienced by my hobby.
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@InternetH0F
I won a bidet setup at a white elephant party last Christmas and it changed my life.
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@iansmithfitness
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@Sargon_of_Akkad
There are different advantages to being male or female, and this genius figured out how to not have either.
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