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19 | lesbian? | need a place to put all my outta pocket thoughts | these posts are not legally admissible in court

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@emofthedead
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2 months
@Phantom_Esque whenever I see a picture of a girl with scene hair, it's always accompanied by a story about how they did the worst possible thing imaginable
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@onthewayjay OH MY GOD GUYSSS, AN ADULT WOMEN DRESSED SUGGESTIVELY AND POSTED IT ONLINE OF HER OWN FREE WILL, OH MY GOD GUYS CALL THE POLICE
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@_brixks_ I was about to say "a writer definitely wrote that", but then I realized a writer writes all of it, bc their writers
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@cgd0911 @jeremylovesyall Welcome back baby from a painting made in the middle ages
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2 months
@LolOverruled He called him Donald on live TV, I think it's casual now
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@sigm0vies Bro just started watching movies last week
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@BeOutTheMatrix @starwars @OfficialAcolyte Was genuinely not expecting this show to be as good as it was, this is genuinely some of the best star wars content we've gotten in a while
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@rllyhungryhorse Just forget about it, it's gonna be okay
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@chumblings THIS IS DISGUSTING
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@Cryptic_Memes_ HELL YEAH, it's probably one of the best albums ever made, I got it on vinyl
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@CharlieDompler2 I love you too, the deep
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2 months
@carobunga I like to go on dating apps, match with couples looking for a third, and then slowly manipulate them into breaking up
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@nurydelrey Notice how you are only including albums from female artists, the internalized misogyny is really showing 🙄🫤😬
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@aecksuns Shut the fuck up, shes literally eating
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@RichaelTTV Pink and white?
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@dailycherik A homoerotic freindship
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@BeansGoodTakes They have no idea how insufferable I'm about to be
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@darthwebhead @B3NREI11Y One bad take and y'all acting like he's cancelled 💀💀💀
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@womenpostingws How it feels being the one with commitment issues
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@wandapeitao Have you guys ever actually met a romani person?
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@jayjjalen Some of y'all's aura is green with flies
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2 months
@PunishedZoe This one post has caused r/espresso to devolve into madness
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2 months
@EvanReadsComics I have another idea
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@OsoBlanc0 God forbid women have hobbies
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@P1RU @LolOverruled We all know what's really going on
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2 months
@Spider_Criminal This is one of the truest things ever said, there's multiple ppl on Instagram that run accounts just complaining about proportions of figures, these guys have called me slurs over action figures, it's wild
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@emofthedead
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3 months
@CorneliusG14926 Ur Lowkey the only person I've seen make a good point ab this show
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@Browntable_Ent Imagine in six months when this comes out on digital and we realize the entire suit was cgi
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@fullblowndyke I have the same underwear
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@basedgizmo I fucking hate Bobby lee
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3 months
@CorneliusG14926 You ruined it
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@brockomole Ik a glass of Chardonnay HATE to see her coming
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@WomenBeingAwful
Women Being Awful
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How do you feel about this? Is it accurate?
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@lporiginalg Two seconds of googling
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@glusong One of those pictures that I immediately sent to the lesbians
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RAHHHHH I LOVE IT
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I NEED art hoe bangs
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@616_cbtwt Give him the noodle arms or else
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@Parzival_jay Answer the question
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@ratatatvandal God forbid a man know how to draw a solid rack
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@msfuckette They have a point tho
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Why do girls in cosplay "oversexualize" themselves? BECAUSE ITS FUCKING FUN, ITS FUN GETTING ALL DRESSED UP AND LOOKING HOT AND GOING OUT, ITS CALLED HAVING A GOOD FUCKING TIME AND LOOKING DAMN GOOD DOING IT
@xandresparadise
Hellboy⛧
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Oversexualization is an essential part of female cosplay, let’s speak on it
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@emofthedead
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@y4zclara This is actually what ur supposed to do in the cold, rubbing together creates heat
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@emofthedead
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2 months
@engagedcitize10 @carobunga Because I got really bored over winter break this year and realized how frequently unicorn accounts are actually the guy in the relationship trying to manipulate their bisexual gf into a threesome
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@emofthedead
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@Ishaqher0 @insultsrare This is why i do anal
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Some of y'all gotta stop fancasting based off looks and start fancasting based off acting abilities
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All of this rich ppl slander is so stupid and chronically online, like we get it, it sucks that you're poor, but if you were rich too you would love it, can y'all please leave us alone it's giving obsessed
@mason_cargile
Mason (Slush)
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no one deserves $95 million full stop
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@emofthedead
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@IncelsCo Just put my fries in the bag bro
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@CharlieDompler2 ✂️✂️✂️?
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What the fuck was his problem?
@NebsGoodTakes
Neb | 🏳️‍🌈
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Prometheus (2012)
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@GreenTextRepost My cat did this for over two months, I think she just crashed at someone else's place for a few months
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@kt0byyy Are they gonna kiss or something?
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@BeansGoodTakes Myfreindsaregonnaknowwhathappenderetoday
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I dumped a girl bc she would scroll through Tik Tok in public with her phone on medium volume
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@MinuteNerdNews LMAOOOO god forbid someone make a joke on this app 💀💀💀
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@emofthedead
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4 months
Can we plz stop trying to be clever when titling articles, I stared at this for a minute trying to decipher wtf this could mean
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Yeah
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@VancityReynolds
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*whispers* Marvel Sparkle Circle #DeadpoolAndWolverine ❤️💛
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@emofthedead
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Never watch a horror movie with a bitch you don't intend on getting freaky with
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Ever notice how the most annoying queer people are the ones who have never had to deal with any adversity in their entire fucking life?
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12 days
That private quote tweet was me on my alt account, I'm making fun of you
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I hate to admit this, but the Deadpool movies actually do a pretty good job of portraying someone with ADHD
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@hazeltanthalos Don't care, didn't ask, busy looking at the two beautiful women kissing and touching myself
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@emofthedead
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19 days
Chappell roan has been cast as The Mad Hatter in Matt Reeves untitled batman spinoff on MAX (Source:IMITFU)
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@emofthedead
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13 days
Just had 4 games in a row where I got eliminated immediately, I need to log off and bounce on some dick
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@emofthedead
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My em? Dead
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2 months
@Acheetooo Steve is a block guy made of rectanguls who punches trees, he does not have a race
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@rllyhungryhorse @umElliee Ur hungry ass would probably love one of these rn
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@nurydelrey Good job on using the term drama queen (an obviously sexist dog whistle) to try and invalidate my point, this really just shows that you don't respect women or their voices
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@emofthedead
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8 months
@mizraheez @AmbrLeila @comicodigy Reconsider your life choices
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"love is pain" mfs after discovering healthy relationships
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@emofthedead
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You guys don't need to come up with a fake reason to dislike someone, you can just hate someone for no reason
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No offense to gator but I feel like a lot of these actors probably won't ever be doing superhero movies, not only do a lot of actors feel like they're above the genre, and let's not forget what happened last time miles teller agreed to do a superhero movie
@DCUnerdygator
nerdy gator 🇵🇷
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@CBM_Cringe
CBMCringe
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homelander spinoff series
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@emofthedead
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My dumbass DID NOT check the distance from the main star before taking this mission
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@emofthedead
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Got some galaxy gas to start the morning #whippits
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@mylovepool
iris / cas • free🇵🇸
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the deadpool trilogy was a mistake
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@GaySexScaresMe Okay this is like the fourth time you've done this bit
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What if I told you I know a guy named Parker Peters?
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#1 college essential: a comfy chair to ponder in
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3 months
@hellikait This is the ad right under this post
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"the new battle pass has the banana guy dressed as wolverine? That's so funny I'm getting him immediately"
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@03BradJ
Brad J
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His ass is not getting claimed until LAST
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@BatOfTheBelfry Why they both?
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@raweezzyy @TehD33p I think dj Khalid should say something, but I also think the deep is right here, dj Khalid is not a very respectable artist with a fan base that would legitimately listen to what he has to say
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This game is so pretty sometimes
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@emofthedead
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It does feel kinda hypocritical to be fat shaming my cat when he can jump 4 times his height meanwhile I can barely jump a foot and a half
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You seem like a nice person but that tweet was so insufferable that I'm considering calling you a slur
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