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should have invested in mutual funds instead of investing time in knowing your mutuals
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NO CHEATING SHOW ME YOUR LAST SAVED IMAGE AND TITLE IT
“This is pain”
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@Thejourney171
@MKBHD
@elonmusk
He's probably been using the Roadster as his daily driver for a while.
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I'm 10/10 boyfriend material. If you think otherwise, you have to date me to prove me wrong 😤
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I can only make one dessert and it's a cheesecake 🥴🥴🥴
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If cancel gang gets cancelled by another cancel gang, do they become cancel cancel gang or does cancel cancel out cancel and just become gang?
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tech ain't cutting it. Sending my resume to Iyyengar's Bakery
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I was up,
She was up,
But it was time for WhatsApp backup.
~ Rupi Kaur
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My dumbass can remember GTA San Andreas cheats from 10 years ago but not GRE word list from 10 days ago
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Things that you shouldn't use to floss:
A thread
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Manipal Institute Technical Guruji
of Technology
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having no idea about technology
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Can't believe I asked someone out via email at 7 in the morning
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Even Daft Punk broke up and you think your relationship will last
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I haven't felt more left out for not having a girlfriend than today 😤
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He was playing Call of duty,
I hit him up, "what's up cutie",
Didn't know he'd take it as a call of booty.
~ Rupi Kaur
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Should have haf travel restrictions on UK in 1700s
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Bhelpuri served in cones of pages torn out of a notebook that has seen the tears of a student hits different.
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running out of excuses I make to my mom when I got on dates
moving out when 🤧
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69 likes and I do this 🤑
Andy Carroll coming out of lockdown with the Red Dead Redemption look 🧔
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Me preparing for another placement after failing one
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took a 4 day vacation and now I'm 40 days behind on everything wow
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LinkedIn is just FAANG dudes shitting on non FAANG and ex FAANG shitting on FAANG
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So my grandma was like, Naukri lag gayi, ladki dekhna shuru karti hoon. Like, ??????
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A concept:
Strippers get their UPI QR code tattooed on their ass for cashless payments.
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Bro, when will the election result come?
Neva da
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Broo, third Saturday kya plans hai
Manipal kids-
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I owe my placement to my Student Clubs and Groups 😤😤😤
If you're in Manipal, be a part of MIST and LUG 😤😤😤
You shall not regret it 😤😤😤
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bruh my degree.pdf is in comic sans
good way to tell me it's a joke
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Pai family : *spends 60+ years running a University started in Karnataka*
Random Indian dudes: Haha, Manipur
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Sima Aunty My neural network
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Classifying a dog as a cat
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Why are 23 yo getting married smh Don't you have better things to do like getting treatment for back pain?
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MAHE bro, kinda cringe of you to not have a convocation when you have offline classes
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Me in offline class: *watches youtube on mute to listen to class*
Me in online class: *mutes class to listen to youtube*
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Imagine medical colleges cancel exams and few years down the line, the doctor attends a patient who's dying and says,
"Oh! That sem got cancelled, I didn't study this"
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Got unmatched by 3 girls on tinder after I told them to check my Twitter 🤩
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Make pickles with chicken breasts and call it Breastachaar.
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Brown culture is cutting up a cucumber into slices and calling it salad.
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If I ever get a girlfriend, I'm gonna spam here so hard, couple twitter will regret ever making couple twitter a trend 😤
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Brown culture is looking for new cuisines while you're in India and looking for Indian food while abroad.
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How is everyone a tweleb since the last time I was here 😳
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Me in a vs. Me after getting
Leg workout. out of the gym
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Hated instagram for all the couples uwu and came to Twitter. Twitter is just becoming instagram. I hate this. Time for MySpace
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Dude I haven't spoken to in forever- Yo I need a portfolio website with blah blah blah, can you make it
Me - Cool that'll cost a few thousand and a week's work
Dude - YoU cAnT cHaRgE mOnEy FoR CoPyInG CoDe
Me - THEN DO IT YOURSELF LOSER
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Oof. That took a long time. But you know what doesn't take a long time? Buying a Stealth Hoodie from
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Last 2 years of college education in 2 days. Can I do it? Will I do it? When will I do it? How will I do it? Let's find out.
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Bruh this Tinder match apparently remembers me because I installed linux on her laptop lmfao
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Can't believe I'm starting final year today. Three years ago this day seemed like so so far away. And now we're in the Endgame 😔
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Absolute chad. Man of sheer passion and culture. 10/10 stan the man.
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A concept:
The person who dumps you finds you a replacement before they leave you
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This girl on tinder asked me to do her final year web dev project???
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The company I want a job at is coming soon and now I'm shit scared because I barely prepared smh
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Fuck this. I'm investing in Pokemon cards. That's the currency of the future
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Finally synced times with the cute girl at the gym. Now we just smile at each other and make awkward eye contact in the mirror while doing weights
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Tell me something and watch me make it sad, negative or cynical 🔪🔪🔪
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I live rent free in my parents house while they live rent free in my trauma
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not me buying almost no clothes in the last 3 years and wondering why all my clothes are faded and stretched out
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girl I'm into potential olx buyer
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Living 20+ km away from me
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going to make memes with captions that have nothing to do with the template
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From being jealous of IRL couples to being jealous of Twt couples, we all lost a few brain cells 🌞
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How do I get over someone?
I replace them with someone else and wait for them to leave so I can cry about them and forget the previous one.
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What's a Bisexual woman's favourite data structure?
A bi naari tree
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