THE GOD EMPEROR OF GENDERFLUID PUSSY
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Eli | 25 | he/him | if I'm fighting someone, you have full permission to go ham on them.
Joined November 2018
Here some wild thoughts and opinions I have:.
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@offbeatorbit can I use the night to have them do manual labor because there's a lot of shit I need to get done around the house.
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my least fun fact is that Jeffery Epstein made pedophile island wheelchair accessible so Stephen Hawking could visit.
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it's weird seeing stereotypes about white people that ik are not true as white person myself, like who told anyone that white people don't beat kids? white people love beating children, there's whole white supremacist books about beating kids being a good thing.
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@fishontherun2 my due date is next Wednesday and I'm really hoping my husband doesn't do that horrific 180 that so many men make after birth.
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y'all are really hopping in to defend someone that got in the fucking news for holocaust denial recently.
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this is the time to say it. Luna Lovegood was such a bigoted portrayal of autistic, mentally ill, and just otherwise "different" children, especially girls. All the sympathy the writing shows the character is fully condescending instead of kind. She's the pet freak.
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@naiivas @HRHCOLLECTION she really is built the exact same way. that model is the perfect one to show her how that bra actually fits. she's actually mad they made it easier for her to shop.
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"oh but rich kids will eat for free too!" do you know how many abusive parents use starvation as a punishment? it's weirdly common.
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@EpicVerseStudio Women have been writing about Spock and Captain Kirk making gentle yet passionate love since the first episode of Star Trek aired.
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@brokebackstan This reminds me of a story about a woman w/ treatment resistant OCD that was constantly worried she left the hair dryer was on so finally her Dr said "just bring it with you to work".
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@briggityboppity my college had bears and one time a buddy accidentally threw trash on top of one and he was fine (the bear was in the dumpster looking for food).
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@DeeLaSheeArt She left school in an ambulance and they counted it against her! She had to go to court over her proven heart problem!.
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@shaTIRED if your kid hates you, that means they spent a thousand nights needing your comfort but couldn't get that comfort because you caused the pain. Who are you supposed to cry to when you're a kid and your mother hurts you? We have to dry those tears ourselves and we don't forget it.
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it turns out it's really easy to make a place accessible if you're a rich famous guy trying to rape children but not if you're a regular disabled person trying to live your life.
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@tpwrtrmnky one of my characters has a cursed gauntlet she can't remove that gives her intrusive thoughts.
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@DeeLaSheeArt My (now ex) friend got arrested because she missed a court date from truancy. court was cancelled because of flooding and they couldn't get to her house to arrest her for a week! Someone else in my class had a heart problem and they stopped accepting her drs notes!.
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weird thing I've noticed: people can tell you are autistic if you explain why you do things automatically without being asked.
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@collectdust my mom actually apologized to me for how she used to drive when she was angry and told me she thinks it's why I never learned how to drive (she's right).
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@LegoRacers2 i love his presence in a theatrical sense. the sleazy lawyer archetype done perfectly. I watch this video every time just to study his performance. it's magnificent.
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@Liv_Agar if I found out a friend was making deepfake porn of me, I would walk into the woods barefoot and let mother nature reclaim me bc that's just too fucked up.
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@EpicVerseStudio I was bullied for being weird and into vampire books, but that doesn't change that vampire books were/are incredibly popular. I was just socially awkward and they realized they could use my own interests against me.
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like I'm saying this bc I heavily related to her as a child. the way the books and movies treat her is not kind.
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@vexwerewolf Clark Kent could dress up as Superman for a Halloween office party and get away with it.
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@DiabolicalSpuds real possibility that when they told my dad the cancer has reached his brain last night there was someone dressed as an elf nearby.
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the main three only care about her when she's useful. they don't really give a fuck about Neville or anyone else either, but they really think of Luna as a useful freak and when she isn't useful the books don't mention her.
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@BrolmGay dude I went to high school with drank so much monster and chewed so much dip that he had a heart attack before senior year.
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like it's always a strangely positive stereotype that is completely false.
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@emotrannypisfag yeah I thought it was a good point about how constantly working to out your abuser often just doesn't work and destroys your life more than theirs but then I saw that crucial piece of added context.
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@ahouse4all also a ton of homeless people are disabled or have health issues and unsanitary living conditions can cause UTIs, so like. she probably didn't mean to piss herself.
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the idea that white men are somehow better partners than other men? that's not true and that's pretty white supremacist. white women aren't better partners either and neither are white nonbinaries. that's a lie that can only ever benefit white people. Don't believe it. We suck.
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@YuckyTom finding out it works via gas inhalation was a weirdly relieving moment in my life. cooking yourself alive sounds so much worse.
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@lilgrapefruits wearing jeans right after having a baby is the wild part for me. it's almost been six months and jeans have yet to grace these thighs.
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@SandyFrizzle they know she's telling the truth, they're just mad that she's ruining the fantasy that children somehow enjoy the harassment.
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like I keep forgetting with all these sudden new supporters that like SHE RECENTLY DID HOLOCAUST DENIAL.
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@femaIeboyfriend my husband and I met bc of our mutual spite for another person! hatred can make dreams come true!.
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@lilgrapefruits oh they had a surrogate. no longer impressed unless the surrogate also wore jeans.
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@BrolmGay my mom has a low heart rate and drinks enough monster that she doesn't need a pacemaker.
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@Chinchillazllla Great grandma on side killed the man that killed her father by pretending to be lost in a storm, getting welcomed into his home, poisoning him, and leaving. She told her favorite grandchild about it and that's the only reason anyone knows that it was a murder!.
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@SupernovaMomma also, the baby deserves to be raised by someone that doesn't resent them. Resentful caregivers can be unintentionally dangerous to a baby, she's making the right decision for herself and the baby.
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@swoonganz Met a lady & her teenage son at the pediatrician's recently. she'd went into preterm labor at 20 weeks and lost his twin, they managed to keep him in for 4 more weeks and he literally didn't have skin yet. Even when he got out of the NICU, it was a constant uphill battle.
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if she'd wrote the books today, she'd have made Luna a school shooter.
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@punished_cait he contributed and continues to contribute more money to the economy than most rich people.
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@offbeatorbit I've had a couple cats over the years that lived being chased around the house. There was one that loved being lightly thrown by my husband. Absolutely lived to be tossed.
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like if you find a partner you like of any race and they aren't a bigot, have fun, but do not seek out white people bc you think we are better, bc that's just white supremacy and it will put you in bad situations. any white person that accepts that reasoning is dangerous.
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like the stereotypes of school shooters being bullied loners is completely false, but when has that stopped her before.
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"back in the day, people didn't get divorced they dealt with their relationship problems" my grandpa was a 19 year old 2nd husband.
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there's also like a trans person that's getting suddenly very popular on here that defends her and it's like honey you are more popular than her, she's gonna try to get you too AND SHE ALREADY DID HOLOCAUST DENIAL.
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@ZombiesAreJerks @DeeLaSheeArt I live in a poor, majority white area. The few rich people here get away with so much. The poor are constantly fucked over, minorities are fucked over way harder. Meanwhile grown men are getting away with having babies with 13 year olds.
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@LilySimpson1312 the books have so much "almost criticizing" where it seems like she's about to criticize bigotry but she's a bigot so she never actually addresses anything.
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Jai was a known harasser before she came out, a ton of receipts include her dead name because she only came out a few months ago, acting as if this has been a transphobic campaign against her when most of the beef is from BEFORE SHE CAME OUT is completely wild to me.
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@photonsmight @monetsupremacy_ it really hit me when Peeta planted the primroses. They won the war but in the end Katniss still lost.
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@FinestNiggyJay @themonaleo I never understood why everyone called the people gathering resources from the grocery stores and shit got called looters and demonized so much bc like. the stores can't sell that flood damaged shit anyway.
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like free school lunch means abusive parents can't refuse to give their kids food money as a method of control.
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@jtrebach showing up to surgery drunk off whiskey with a bullet to bite down on like I'm a civil war soldier.
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also months before THE HOLOCAUST DENIAL, I think maybe before she came out, one of her buddies got a talking to by the FBI bc this ain't new, announced it, snitched tagged a decent chunk of them for the FBI, and then deactivated.
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@_celia_bedelia_ my mom had a non-HPV vaginal cancer when I was a kid and I cannot emphasize enough how much that sucked for her and for the whole family. chemo and radiation permanently fuck up your digestive system. Hers wasn't hpv, but why increase the odds by not getting a vaccine.
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it's also been very interesting watching someone that harassed a fuckton of trans women before she came out get away with it because she came out, like internalized bigotry does not excuse those actions.
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@redsnootsilver My GMIL'S dementia got so bad at one point that she'd not feel the pain in her knee when she tried to walk (she was also generally too weak to walk) so she got out of bed and fell after like 5 steps on 3 separate occasions. Not feeling it doesn't make the consequences disappear.
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god birth must've been so easy for Elastigirl.
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@coherentstates there's a gay republican in every baptist church that looks just like that man.
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@mcmansionhell Twitter drama will never taste quite the same as tumblr drama but damn does it get close sometimes. It's like regional cuisine.
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@itsnashflynn @RubyHocker that explains it. one year my dorm building had a bat problem. Universities and Colleges will build all kinds of new buildings but they hate maintaining the old ones.
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@punished_cait why is the small ape afraid of the giant hulking wolf? I guess we'll never know.
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before anyone suggests he just went there and didn't do any rape, do you really believe that someone would go to pedophile island without the intention of hurting teen girls? do you really believe that in your heart of hearts?.
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@raglandwrites @BunAndLeggings if it helps, they literally teach kids incorrect grammar and writing rules for a number of years and then start teaching the real grammar and writing rules later.
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@RCrawfordArt @mariaelenactq managers never seem to understand that if you constantly make yourself busy when there aren't customers around, then you'll be too busy to help them when they do show up.
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@SerenaExplores She's treated like something they have to put up with and not like someone they care about.
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the FBI has been involved for months and everyone forgets because of all the other shit that group of sycophants does. Like a comprehensive call-out is probably impossible by this point and people just keep joining in????.
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@MondaScott @Shlohmonde @ZeeTheBrat_ He seems to have the same problem I do. resting horrifying realization face.
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@Chinchillazllla zombies but instead of being an apocalypse they just become like an annoying pest.
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like I was following one of the people snitch tagged, I blocked them all bc I always block people I know are that badly breached.
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One of the main reasons I would watch an adult rate Scooby Doo show would be to watch them hot box the mystery machine and the first adult rated Scooby Doo show isn't going to have the mystery machine.
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@CoraCHarrington more clothing should have the actual measurements of the garment on the label. maternity wear could be better.
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@jackcallil she's not just a great painter, she'd be damn good at designing tiles. I'm not kidding i wish I had tiles that looked like her paintings.
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do you know what it's like being diagnosed with an old timey health issue as a teen? like being a teen and having a doc go "you have a goiter" unsettled my whole world I started worrying about rickets and cholera.
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he was, at the very least, evil for witnessing that shit and then doing nothing, absolutely nothing to stop it from happening. the sciences are littered w/ Epstein's blood money and anyone that knowingly took that money is evil for it.
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@cat_elg love asking myself if I'm sick from the changing weather or if I'm with the plague.
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@epistemophagy he was a really bad person but bc he was a famous scientist people don't talk about it very much.
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like usually when a newly out trans woman starts attacking every trans woman she can we recognize what that is but this time we're just refusing to?.
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@MNateShyamalan I'm pretty sure I shattered part of a Nazi Germany expert's soul by telling him about the Nazi shit I the internet.
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@jemappellepatty @HLMongoose I'm legit scared that the medications I take and the weed in my system would hurt my pets if they had to eat me. .
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@letsgoayo kills me because this is all some big silly song and dance where the same bad actors tell a new set of 15 year olds a bunch of fake bullshit and then everyone else has to come in and say "Guys, there's not a single term in our community that wasn't once a slur. It's all slurs!".
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@KeithOrgel @MNateShyamalan literally every report I've seen of his animals biting/attacking has members of the secret service as the victim. All the dogs and the cat don't like the secret service. I honestly wonder if the secret service has been kicking them or something.
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@T_llulah if you go on the raised by narcissists subreddit, it's just a bunch of people talking about normal child abuse and thinking getting abused in very normal ways makes them special.
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@redactedgirl @brokebackstan I feel like the odds of the fixation getting worse bc the checks can happen anytime and/or the fixation moving to a harder to transport object are pretty high.
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anyone else notice that whenever an autistic person becomes really, really popular on a social media platform, they always end up with a pack of harassing stalkers.
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intrusive thoughts target like whatever your brain knows will disturb you the most so I know that it's not like my fault but I'll see other people's far less creative and disturbing intrusive thoughts and wonder why my brain has such. horror movie esque intrusive thoughts.
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@olivesagan yeah, but the thing is that Alien being about rape proves your original point wrong. Everyone's pointing it out because it discredits the idea that horror movies are *just now* becoming metaphors for societal issues and such.
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@Chinchillazllla So many people are very pissed off about gay people wearing things that aren't that different from alt fashion like ~booooo a harness~.
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pregnancy loss tw:. There's a famous "alien mummy" that's been pretty thoroughly been proved to be a miscarriage or still born and the pro alien people are always like "it can't be a dead baby, it's bones are too hard for it to be a baby, it must be an alien" and uhhhhhhh.
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