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proud to make my stereogum debut on one of my favorite records of all time
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@h0mmelette
reminds me of the time i got a white-woman owned restaurant to change their AAVE cocktail names cause i posted a tweet that went viral
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bobby big ballz is a drunk driver but fendrick lamar works for a crypto company so its impossible to say whos worse
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@openlyhot
what in the fuck did this person expect
maybe it's that a crowd of hairy, leatherbound dudes with flaccid cocks isn't really my sexuality nor my aesthetic, maybe it's that the place doesn't feel transfem enough, maybe it's the overstimulation and loud music and oh my god there's so many fucking people
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we roast pitchfork but it's terrifyingly sad that one of the biggest print mags has resorted to publishing essays by crypto guys about how music critics are too woke and biased
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a24 doing terrorist shit to talking heads discography
Everyone's Getting Involved: A Stop Making Sense Tribute Album — coming soon. Featuring 16 tracks by 16 artists.
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@grundrza
even disregarding how racist using wakanda as an example is, its telling her analogue to israel is a made-up utopia
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alex g and the dogshit squad
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pretty grim forecast for music writing as a whole when its most prominent pub gets subsumed because it doesnt sell enough ads
News: In a note to staff, Condé Nast announces that Pitchfork is being moved under GQ.
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i bought into the kim gordon soundcloud turn
"The work is both rooted and immediately accessible, available to anyone who may reach for its fruit." —
@HappinessLeah
Our Writers Panel two albums: Harry Gorski-Brown's "Durt Dronemaker After Dreamboats" and Kim Gordon's "The Collective"
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please read
@jdr____llc
's definitive review of oil of every pearl on the anniversary of sophie's passing, truly peerless writing
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on the worst musician to ever live:
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proud to announce my no bells residency by listing the worst albums of 2023
This is Constantly Hating, a new column of music criticism from
@elischoop
. In the first edition, Eli investigates the elevated status of alt-pop, 'political rap' and more while ranking his Worst Albums of 2023.
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this been an all-time lead poisoned day on here
taylor swift is one of the greatest artists of all time. her music is good and deserves to be taken seriously. i wish she would do something for palestine, but i don’t find most other criticisms of her i see on here to be compelling in any way
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1) this is so wild i couldn't even pick her out of a lineup
2) does she think i'm gay..????
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how are you as an experienced music critic getting the wool pulled over your eyes for shit that sounds like target-core
Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter is named Best New Music 🏆
Read our review ↓
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rob sheffield CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆
I'm enchanted to share some great news. I've written a new book called "Heartbreak Is The National Anthem: How Taylor Swift Reinvented Pop Music."
It's coming November 12 from
@deystreet
. Hope you enjoy reading and happy Tortured Poets Eve. Long live.
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no wrapped, here’s my top 25 albums/songs of this year, get yourself right
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joyce manor got the best PR team on twitter i swear this shit is ass
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will you shut the hell up you wretched wrench
@Nero
Kanye West is perfect, high on nitrous or not, music and clothes are great, everything going according to plan so mind your own gay business
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wrote a treatise about the human voice as an instrument, ft carti, MIKE, todd edwards, chuck person, and DJ rashad
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i am definitely better than someone who listens to 21 pilots or suicideboys
stuff like this pisses me off!! you can like and dislike whatever music you want, but be quiet about it!! you’re not better than anyone else because you listen to “underground” shit. people like what they like. sometimes “bad” music is good and fun!!
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@gamergate2077
"aid dollars cratered" is such a fundamentally telling way for a technocrat fascist to look at it
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if you like lazer dim 700 try:
whitehouse
coil
throbbing gristle
dj speedsick
broken washing machine
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this might be the worst festival lineup ive ever seen
ALL THINGS GO 2024 ☁️
Fan Presale for
#AllThingsGo
begins Thursday, 4/18 at 10AM ET. Sign up now to get early access at - link in bio
General Onsale starts Friday for any remaining tickets.
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i lol every time MAGA ppl use ella emhoff as a gotcha she didnt even do anything 😭
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this shit generationally unfunny
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real talk though i love all of you, even the haters and losers, but mostly my music writer friends, NY new pals, old tumblr mutuals, cleveland stalwarts and general internet vagabonds
what a rich and fulfilling life!
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@notbigracks
araki 90s stuff, velvet goldmine, john waters, inauguration of the pleasure dome
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is this why this guys music sucks
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all this shit stink bro
the whole "white people don't make good music" argument is so dumb. as if the top 5 highest rated albums released in 2023 aren't all from white people...y'all don't get to say who makes good music or not when you don't even understand real art
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i won
Boygenius announces they’re going away “for the foreseeable future.”
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one of one
“There’s no need for competitivity, but a lot of guys have that with their wives and girlfriends, unfortunately.” —Laetitia Sadier
@misterminsoo
talks with Sadier about embracing femininity and her new solo album ‘Rooting For Love’, out Feb 23 via
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@samuelwockhardt
loling at dudes comparing him to roman emperors pretty sure mans just plays roblox
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got to chat with one of the best doing it for bandcamp
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taking notes for worst albums of 2024 list 📝👀
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@lethalrejection
the hyperbole is hilarious man, people get sick after large gatherings! apropos of covid or not
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being from cleveland is so funny cause like if youre from new york the most important ppl in the citys history are like fiorello laguardia/robert moses, or chicago its the daleys/al capone, our most important city figure is literally lebron james
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take every shoegaze album made over the last few years and grind it into a pulp so more people can hear this instead
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i know this has already been tweeted ad nauseum but sean kingston was so fucking right when he said this girl is so beautiful i'm going to kill myself
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would anyone care for an eli monthly underrated records recommendation blog? i'm in my bag lately
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i call heaven and earth to bear record today that The Cut you will crumble
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if niggas cant get more shine than dudes out of detroit and milwaukee in one of the most media-dense places in the world that's a cali problem
am i the only one who thinks it’s weird that everyone on this app knows almost every rap artist from detroit, new york, atlanta, milwaukee, chicago, florida, …, but the majority of y’all can’t name five hot new rappers from california?
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rolling stone staff lists so triggering man...im tryna find a steady job in this industry meanwhile people with zero connecting brain cells are staff at premier publications
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bandcamp just laid off people i hold dear for no fucking reason so i suppose this will be my last tape label report, salud
In the latest Tape Label Report, we check in with
@justbecauserecs
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@paisleyshirtrec
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@TakeninakeR
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