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there has to be a downside to eating all these neutered seedless fruits
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replacing ibuprofen with aspirin in the luteal phase is one of the few health short-cuts that work. Aspirin is often referred to as “plant based progesterone” for its ability to increase the activity of your progesterone receptors. Result? Tiddy to arm ratio.
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They convinced you to look away from the sun at all times. Don’t be afraid to heal your circadian rhythm this summer.
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I would rather decrease my lifespan by ten years than have to walk around afraid of the sun
“Longevity Expert” wears sunglasses and uses a UV and sunlight blocking umbrella to go get coffee….
Do you think this increases his longevity?
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Former 200m sprinter. I agree. 🐆
PROOF of why you should sprint more
This was my sophomore year of high school, a little skinnier than I am now, (15-20lbs) but infinitely more shredded
Purely from sprinting, I did ZERO I mean zero weightlifting at this time
Suboptimal sprinting, with subpar technique and I
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Source? The echoes of light that lingered in my vision after gazing at the sun.
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depression robs you of your panoramic vision and puts you in a constant state of focus on what fits within your narrowing visual field.
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Imagine saying you experienced something that fully traumatized you to the point of getting nightmares, only to take back your accusation so you can keep your fake activism going...
#Rammstein
Presseerklärung zum Verfahren Till Lindemann gegen Shelby Lynn
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few things make me mad except when I see girls wreck their thyroid with riced cauliflower, raw brussel sprouts and that Erewhon kale salad.
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@BasedBlondex
I take 1/4 a 500mg tablet daily. I wish they didn’t ban baby aspirin where I live..
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are you even on health twitter if you don’t have an xxl jar of baking soda
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Born to be an ethereal sea moss eating and trace minerals taking erewhon customer living in LA but forced to order hormones from obscure online sites and consume various OTC pharmaceuticals intended for horses
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Rammstein, 1996, before beauty and worship of life were considered the main manifestations of fascism
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@ProjectImpero
If you have the time to be sipping milk all day in the Mediterranean you will be fine no matter your diet
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wether it’s a high metabolic rate or ecstasy doesn’t matter. Still unforgettable.
If you’re a physically warm guy then no woman will ever breakup with you no matter what
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low class behavior to bring your bubonic like cough to the train
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The common cavendish kind will go extinct soon enough just like the previous kinds, one of which used to taste like that artificial banana flavoring
Bananas are an abomination. They were previously inedible until we bred them for 10000 years to be “edible.” They are all sterile clones now rather than reproducing naturally. Bananas have so much serotonin that malignant tumors are misdiagnosed post-ingestion.
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because men are the aesthetic sex
women spend $2,500 on skincare meanwhile men look like this after 6 months in an afghan cave prison
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🐚 can’t take the L
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artists should start making scratch and sniff album covers again like the 90s
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four (4) different thickening agents. Not to mention the birth defect causing synthetic vitamin A that isn’t properly disclosed. Poison.
Wait so you’re telling me this is legal but raw milk is illegal?
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@theTguyStoic
women: why do I have gut issues? Also women: glyphosate sprayed grains, seeds, industrial sludge, calcivirus-outbreak-causing frozen berries and phytic acid containing peanuts for breakfast ✨✨✨
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It’s the 8th of march so I’ll remind you that it’s progesterone and not estrogen that’s the female hormone
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I think about this every day
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@ofclawssaved
How can she be so indifferent to taking advantage of people’s empathy like this?
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@lto_de
@JasperPrigge
@fewizi
Made her retract all accusations to give her the right to speak on behalf of anti abortionists who vote against gay marriage? Congratulations you’ve played yourself. Just say she took advantage of the left’s empathy and move on.
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is Rupi Kaur in charge of Israel’s twitter
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@UubzU
@Kenny___Rose
ah yes a system ranking cultures based on how much u like their governments
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@askmadness
@MS_VONTIBE_CAT
She retracted her own statement but keeps the accusations going to stay relevant. In what world is that defensible?
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the boba was not even good. would buy again for the lore.
boba shop next to the parking lot built over the bunker where hitler killed himself
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why would they put ameraucana eggs in a blue carton like it does absolutely nothing for their subtle blue hue what a shame
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@BBYCELS444
Do it bc I need to see what pussycat from once upon a time in Hollywood would wear
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@celestialbe1ng
Realizing this after spending my childhood being a Victoria’s Secret body mist kid like:👀
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@Ancient_Masc
they just look like professional hammer throwers. I can assure you this is not a common body type.
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Those bars are made of dates. Dates don’t grow in russia and the label is in arabic and english. Nice try.
Report: Russian aid shipments to Gaza is loaded with expired food.
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@Ichkommwieder_
Why are people acting like Vilnius isn’t the capital of a first world European country
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@CokedOutCoati
@Shelbys69666
Girly made them go from 5mil to 11 mil monthly listeners on Spotify….
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