That Glasgow Willy Wonka experience has justified its own existince solely for that 3 second clip of The Unknown (a completely made up AI character) popping out from behind a mirror and scaring kids shitless.
Absolute class levels of shithousery, you can't beat it.
i’ve just seen a tiktok where the girl said does anyone else feel like they got catcalled waaaay more when they were like 13-15 ? cus uhhh i hadn’t realised that til now and i feel a bit sick
obviously we all need to pull our weight and be more mindful of the effects our daily life has on the environment but wearing my shoes til they have literal holes in them feels a bit fuckin stupid when people like this exist
i miss topshop every day of my life lmao i’ve held on to so many pieces that i’ll never fit back into because i remember saving my pennies to buy them and wearing them every day for years at a time! no one does it like topshop anymore
TopShop really anchored retail in the U.K. in a way that is REALLY missed. Sounds dramatic but i don’t think British fashion has been the same without it.
Meet the P.L.T., a delicious, juicy plant-based burger, that will be available for a limited time as a test at selected restaurants in Southwestern Ontario.
"I don’t know why but there’s a whole Twitter generation of people who hang around waiting to be offended":
#HarryPotter
star Robbie Coltrane defends JK Rowling in trans row
proud of alex for standing up for himself and doing it in a respectful way not just being like “you’re muggy mate”. eyal is a desperate little weasel tho soz
#loveisland
just watched
@gracefituk
bday party story on insta and.. it looked.. wild?? how do i go about hiring a castle and also having that many friends by august???
very odd that i saw more men talk about international men’s day on international women’s day rather than today, which is international men’s day. wonder why that is
“i don’t need to be naked but i can be if i want to, and even if i was exclusively posting that for attention that would still be okay” -
@SsssamanthaaMUA
tell em 🗣🗣🗣🗣
@ThomasBeautyy
ive been into makeup my whole life but i’m really tryna be INTO makeup (professionally!) now u know! just finishing uni, pretty broke n trying to be an adult. my most fave look i’ve ever done below! your generosity would mean the world 🌍💗
i’ve just seen the video of the health secretary talking about this and it is absolutely boiling my PISS ! stop using cis women’s “safety” as some sort of scapegoat to shit on trans people ! i want to share my space and time and resources and community with trans women !!!!!!!
why am i hearing talk of boys buying tickets to taylor swift club nights because they know it’ll be full of girls??? very much a barking up the wrong tree situation they clearly did not listen to all too well (10 min version) (taylor’s version) (from the vault)
the way tashas face changes when she’s talking to or about erica is scary! why does she hate her so much!! all because she wants to win the marriage olympics and no one else is allowed to be as happy as her ? what ???
#mafsuk
jordan to all the girls “it’s just how i feel ! can’t knock me for that ! just being honest !”
jordan to ovie “yeah i should’ve gone to anna i made a mistake i agree”
i’m FED UP of boys only apologising or admitting their wrongs when pointed or by eachother!!!!!!!
#loveisland
every time i write slay autocorrect tries to change it to slag so i just live in fear of accidentally writing “big slag” under a video or photo and just not noticing
nurses havin a go at jeremy corbyn (who wants to save the nhs) cus mcdonald’s workers (in london where the cost of living is extortionate) are arguing to their own company for a liveable wage. u couldn’t write it 😅 is everyone okay x
After 2 weeks of multiple health screens and asking everyone to quarantine, I surprised my closest inner circle with a trip to a private island where we could pretend things were normal just for a brief moment in time
loving
@MayaJama
on
#glowupbbc
she’s like everyone’s bestie 🥺 if u see me applying for the next series just know that it’s cus i wana be besties also x
shocking news for tom today finding out that girls do not live to be his personal sexual object and sometimes would rather just be comfy and warm xx condolences x
One thing am defo not looking forward to when it happens is being around me bird in winter when she's wearing fluffy Winnie the Pooh pyjamas. It's silky Ann summers or she's in the spare room 👍
@gingerjessd
..what? it absolutely consumed me for about 3 weeks and exacerbated my anxiety. what does trying not to think about another case of horrific violence against women make me compliant with 🥴
bloke tweets about doing a nice thing to try and keep his daughter sane in a pandemic and look at the comments 😭 this country’s obsession with WW2 is so bizarre
18 year old daughter calls from her bedroom in tears as she hasn’t seen her friends or been out in forever, so 11.30pm trip to big Tesco it was for some treats and a walk round!! She should be living her best life, not having to go to Tesco with her old man.
there’s just no way that kneeling directly on someone’s NECK for what 8? 9? minutes, while they’re telling you they can’t breathe, doesn’t count as intent to murder? what other explanation is there?
she’s literally wearing a long sleeve high neck top i actually cannot believe you’ve called the existence of her nipples a “raunchy wardrobe malfunction” you pack of creepy virgins good god
nothing i loved more than a stroll round on my day off to spend £18 on a plain white t shirt, £12 on some earrings and £3 on a bag of candy kittens at the till 🙏🏻
seeing too many people defending gemma being 17 (max) with a 21 year old boyfriend so for context, imagine graduating university while your girlfriend is still in year 13 😃 that is noncey and i’ll hear no more about it
#loveisland