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atl / hungry in Toronto

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Joined September 2010
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@effed_urmum
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@JayZee_Moet not him being a roach
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@effed_urmum
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2 years
toronto needs to stop creating vibes and maybe create more affordable housing.
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@effed_urmum
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2 years
id rather work 3 jobs in toronto than move to alberta. come on
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
@simsimmaaz its her not knowing what dna is for me 😭
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
toronto men: oh you dont smoke? saying youre a good girl. please cut your fucking pinky NAIL
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
@TRlLLG0AT they always say they have "such golden undertones" meanwhile they look like chicken breast
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@effed_urmum
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1 year
@DemiCaruso as a mom why are you showing your body off like that? as a traditional person i need my wIfE to be covered and not be seen
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@effed_urmum
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6 years
#bigbreasttwitter before i slice em off
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@effed_urmum
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2 years
@simsimmaaz nah this is a relatable ass tweet. like plz get out
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@effed_urmum
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2 years
winter is coming. just a psa to not push any busses if they are stuck. please i do not want to see people pushing another jane bus in my lifetime. thanks!
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@effed_urmum
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1 year
no one: every toronto girl coming back from nyc: my soulmate does not live in toronto
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@effed_urmum
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10 months
congrats on new baby jayden
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Bhad Bhabie is pregnant, expecting her first child.
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@effed_urmum
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if you are an optimum points girlie and need everyday items (pads, cleaning products, etc) go to shoppers this weekend. theyre doing a spend $60 get 20-30k in points. dove deodorant is 2/$12 +1000 points, lysol wipes for 6.99 + 3000 points when you buy 2. girl math
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@effed_urmum
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7 years
a hoodmans scarf is zipping his jacket all the way up and tucking the bottom part of his face in
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
yo toronto been in lockdown for 5 years. im tired
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@effed_urmum
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6 years
CAD to USD exchange
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7 years
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
do people enjoy being stressed? why would you go to vaughan mills on black friday
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
@haniruok no cause why am i fighting for my life? where do i return this
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@effed_urmum
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6 years
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@effed_urmum
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5 months
@CARMELLANTHONY literally 😭
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
GUESS WHO GOT A NEW JOB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@effed_urmum
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6 months
lets hope keith lee doesnt end up on king street
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@effed_urmum
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5 months
@CARMELLANTHONY heavy on the c*ming.
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
this is a sign to checkout on shein
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@effed_urmum
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1 year
Im seeing BURNA BOY
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
@crackcobain__ 2 kids they dont see*
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
my only reaction to outside
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
@aaIiyahrjohnson the women > the men. they will try to act like theyre smarter than you by speaking basic facts and just criticize you but have nothing going on
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
@lnbshr the keyboard was to high for him.
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3 years
@___inCANdescent pisces or virgo men
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3 years
bri'ish
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@effed_urmum
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2 years
@hoodshordy like why is it winter for 86 months and hicks every where
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
why are you trying to convince yourself you dont like going out on nice dates because your man wont take you? omg stand UP
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@effed_urmum
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9 months
@simsimmaaz exactly. people saying she didnt have the $20 have no broughtupsy and are pick mes.
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
a lil thickums 🥺🥺
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
IF YOURE NOT FROM TORONTO DONT TALK TO ME EVER
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
fuck the police and whoever wants to be one
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@effed_urmum
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8 years
@AllyiahsFace but youre cute with and without it and he prob dustier then an abandoned house. men so insecure
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@effed_urmum
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7 years
@jackieaina she bad had me twerking while my grandma was praying she is tired of me and i zont care
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
dont stay in situations that feel like youre scrubbing grease with cold water and no soap plz
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@effed_urmum
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11 months
@simsimmaaz no they got their law degrees from reddit
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@effed_urmum
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2 years
when yeezys drop at winners >>>
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@effed_urmum
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8 years
me: theyre just kids their cognitive processes arent developed other me: dem need fi get beat
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
nah this weather is ridiculous and people have to go into work? unless its life threatening fucking surgery everything must be locked off. a man just left his car on jane and started walking.
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@effed_urmum
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6 years
currently dying but take in my curls tho
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
imagine you 27 and you ask a man "what he does for work" and he says "dont watch that". just how you dont watch indeed or linkedin? kk
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
i got the job. i work in tech now 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
some idiot called my dad the n word while driving in his work van. so my dad followed him until he could get the info he needed (i.e., license plate human description), called and complained. the man is fired. God is GOOD.
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
@jerseyyworld men dont want to hear this at all LMFAOOOO
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@effed_urmum
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7 years
I AM FREE, I FINISHED MY DEGREE, I AM 30k IN DEBT, NO MORE ESSAYS. 💕💕💕💕💕🎉🎉🎉🎉🙏🏽
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
i-i got my first pay from my new job and let me just say 🥺💕
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@effed_urmum
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2 years
@KSIBS_ because people do not know how to do anything sis 😭😭😭 they watched insecure and said ya i can do this
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@effed_urmum
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7 years
*applies mask and gets comfortable*
@HeyPariss
MAMA MARS
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New video is up
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
so now you gon get them fired with this post???
@StarSports
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These Raptors fans weren't able to take work off for the parade on #WeTheNorthDay . So they called in sick and are wearing glasses with fake noses to avoid being identified by their bosses.🤓
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
🥺
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
make rent affordable again please
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3 years
no one: men with 16 kids by 16 women: ya i need a girl to only have 1 body and that body be me
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never in my 89 yrs of living did i ever expect people to fend for a 2'5 balding toddler from brampton. its crazy! im SCARED 🫣
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
nah i AM DEAD
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@effed_urmum
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1 year
730 and its getting dark? let me get the vitamin d ready
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hehe
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5 years
when hes over 6'0
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@effed_urmum
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6 years
@IAMDJLIVE 🇻🇨
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@effed_urmum
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7 years
then u sacrifice your throat
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
short thickums
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
why do mcds employees protect sauce with their entire life
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5 years
JUST MIGHT
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@effed_urmum
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8 years
@AllyiahsFace YO I LOVE WHEN THEY BECOME DERMATOLOGISTS LIKE DO YOU NOT KNOW OTHER FACTORS THAT MAKE PEOPLE BREAK OUT
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
i said this the other day. i want to know why he did this especially at his age. why that area? whose poo was it? i want to KNOW
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Need a Netflix original documentary about this guy
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
okay yall know ive been skrugglin with adult acne for years. im a pretty confident person but my skin has always been my biggest insecurity. these are almost 2 months apart and i am just so happy ☺️ i barely wear makeup now
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3 years
??
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@effed_urmum
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7 years
thicc n cute
@SkyeAsiyanbi
Blending Queen
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No you can’t text me
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
@DijahSB j cole responding to noname, kanye with the hat
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4 years
no one: fashionnova: YOU SURE YOU DONT NEED JEANS? 30-80% off?!?
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
xD
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
this what the folks in peterborough will do when we move there for $50 rent
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@effed_urmum
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7 years
@jackieaina its baffling how people are mad that all people want is inclusivity when brands create new products. how are we in 2018 and you still have 50 shades of no tan to self tan but nothing darker? smh.
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
i need all the prayers for my nonna 🥺
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@KSIBS_
𝐿𝑢𝑐𝑘𝑦 𝐺𝑖𝑟𝑙.
1 year
Show me your #RenaissanceWorldTour outfitssss Whether your stop already came or you already have yours picked out for your turn, I wanna see! #Renaissance #RenaissanceTour
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@effed_urmum
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2 years
am i the only one who eats eggs and gets disgusted im eating eggs
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3 years
@DijahSB im too old for him
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
felt cute might delete later 🤢
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@effed_urmum
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6 years
it really isnt about how long you know someone but how they act and treat you tbh.
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@effed_urmum
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8 years
@LeLeGiggles @AllyiahsFace omg i just bought his liquid lipsticks im disgusted
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@effed_urmum
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7 years
you know whats annoying? talking to grown people who cant say things directly. why are you sending me riddles dr seuss built face head ass
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@effed_urmum
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3 years
cause men are POOR
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why do people act like vacations are so unaffordable that women have to resort to escorting lmfao
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5 years
howd i do 🥺
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@effed_urmum
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6 years
LITERALLLY LIKE IM TRYING TO FEED IT A WATER MEAL AND IT HAS THE NERVE TO GROWL AT ME LIKE IT WORKS ?!?!?
@AdrianXpression
ΛDRIΛN
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Like girl you gon have to start contributing to the grocery fund!
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
@T0RONTO she understands to blame men early good job
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
i really liked my makeup look i did yesterday. 🥺👉🏼👈🏼
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@effed_urmum
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5 years
im bored and want to be a whore 😡
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@effed_urmum
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4 years
hehe
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