ICHIBAN BABY
@DemiCaruso
Followers
5K
Following
14K
Media
7K
Statuses
253K
Whenever I feel myself getting worked up I remember Popcaan said "Tight pussy gyal, calm down yourself" & I'm immediately at peace again.
67
6K
21K
Nobody has a house 😭.
What happened to house parties.
574
45K
389K
This is how good white women used to look before they started trying to look like Black women.
2K
17K
308K
Anybody who thought processed cheese was real cheese might be a certified dumbass.
312
37K
134K
You got a bio full of dead people, nobody wants to come to your haunted house 😂😂.
Speak for yourself whore.
1K
9K
87K
Spiders watching everyone decorate their houses with fake cobwebs for Halloween after knocking down their webs all year
200
13K
86K
RT If You Knew Americans Were Stupid But You Didn't Think It Was This Bad.
198
93K
71K
Customer: You look like my girlfriend. Wanna see ? . Me: Alright. Why did the man give me his phone with the front camera open ? 😭😭.
339
6K
50K
I prefer the term dangerously optimistic.
Are y’all delusional ?.
79
16K
39K
What’s funny is a lot of people were diagnosed as children but their parents disagreed 😭.
139
5K
32K
It's the outfit tho. you a mom.
79
3K
30K
You guys bullied Drake & ruined the entire summer smhhhh.
I know this wasn’t a real summer bc we didn’t have a summer song.
220
3K
23K
As a survivor of domestic abuse I can honestly say you never see it coming.
You are not too smart or too feisty or too whatever to become a victim of violence. hard stop.
93
4K
23K
Could never be me. I’m in the section doing the absolute most 😭
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
121
2K
18K
If retirement age is 65 I don’t understand why anybody over 65 is allowed to run a country.
BREAKING: Biden attempts to shake hands with a “ghost” after his speech in Tampa, Florida.
58
6K
18K
@callmehannan LMAOOOO she has to be acting because there’s no way it scared her that much 😭😭😭.
14
57
16K
It was never funny to me.
We joke about it, but inflation getting to a point where it ain't funny.
6
4K
10K
When Jamaicans say they don’t like the way American tourists behave this the behaviour they’re talking about 😭.
136
1K
9K
If you thought 22-25 was wild 28-31 is gonna rock your socks.
That 22-25 year old window so crazy. Really get to find out what and who for you. What you like and don’t like. You start to see life more clearer.
95
3K
9K
I know Jamaicans love to see others participate in & celebrate their culture but you gotta be able to recognize when you’re being taken for a joke too.
47
1K
8K
Why is this lookalike contest getting so much hate compared to all the other lookalike contests?.
463
249
6K
I should have applied for housing when I was born.
What has 2023 taught you ??.
3
1K
5K
Fellas have you been. you know, sharing your thoughts online ?
25
1K
4K
Everybody is so unbothered because they think he’s just another crackhead roaming around the city lmaooo.
18
457
4K
@ShanSimone_ I Felt So Many Emotions For That Girl & I Wasn't Even The One Who Hurt Her. He Sat In Front Of Her & Didn't Choke Once Smh.
8
922
3K
The TNA bowling bag would like to have a word
10
499
3K
This is the superstar people swear T*yl*r Sw*ft is.
176
339
3K
Dear Diary, . Remy On A Mod Ting. Nicki Soon Dead Off But More Times I'm Still Bless. More Life. OVO.
14
2K
3K
Toronto is experiencing one of those cheesy movie plots where greedy developers bully the citizens to bulldoze important cultural hubs so they can build soulless condos in real time.
25
441
3K
Is August auditioning to become a part of Fall? Wtf is it so cold?.
5
632
3K
Toronto a lil too multicultural now. A Filipino man just cussed me & said “ FUCK YOUR BUMBOCLAUT “ . I am fucking screaming 😭😭😭.
15
374
2K
The facetune is INSANE 😭😭😭
The papers are in. The deposit is paid. I'm in it to win it, and become the next Leader of the Liberal Party and Prime Minister of Canada 🇨🇦. Canada's comeback starts now. #RubyforPM
29
188
2K
I have 32 Filipino friends but you wouldn’t see me in the Philippines wearing filipiniana screaming putang ina mo at strangers every 15 seconds.
89
204
2K
Toronto Lingo Is Not A Canadian Thing. Nobody Outside Of Toronto Talks Like People From Toronto.
8
741
2K
You guys are hurt when your friends don’t like/share your content but Drake can’t be hurt that his friends actively participated in his demise? C’mon.
73
259
2K
If I was Drake I would have aired out Lebron’s Caribana escapades.
66
184
2K
Still not as cold as 2016 All-Star weekend.
#BREAKING: Extreme cold warning issued for Toronto, temperatures could feel like -35 tonight
32
294
2K
Bold of you to think the Canadian police have any idea what TDE is 😂😂😂.
THey just cancelled my sHow in TORONTO 😂… CANADIAN POLICE DONT WANT NOBODY FROM TDE PERFORMING. .
104
259
2K
Hate seeing a pretty girl morph into Handsome Squidward 😭😭😭.
Some of you gorgeous girls need to leave the filler alone :( everyday migration.
3
420
2K
Toronto has way too many fire restaurants to be taking anybody on a date to Jack Astor’s or Moxies.
20
282
2K
Sign in & out on MSN over & over.
Before social media, what did people do to get attention?.
8
506
2K
When my friends don’t want to take a another shot with me:.
I SEE BITCH IN YOU BITCHES.
4
578
2K
I am a direct descendant of the Maroons with 4 properties on the island of Jamaica I visit annually. You?.
Are you even Jamaican?! like girl sit this one out cus no Jamaican is going to feel a way trust me.
23
135
1K
So we’re just gonna act like there aren’t Americans without citizenship living abroad in dozens of countries exploiting the low cost of living/cheap labor while the locals suffer from poverty & displacement??.
I agree with Trump when it comes to illegals. Nigga we can’t go to no other country and just be like we in this bitch without citizenship. But anybody can come to ours, fuck on.
10
485
1K
Guyanese women UP.
According to a recent study at a top university, this is the ideal body shape.
83
214
1K
How hard is Drake’s music really hitting you if you never listened to him while passing the CN tower driving down the Gardiner at night ?.
6
200
1K
@xela_adrian Asking people to have respect for you & not make a mockery of your culture is not restrictive. You can embrace another culture & enjoy it without being insulting or derogatory.
3
34
1K
Being chronically online & still being uninformed about the politics in your country is very concerning.
6
239
1K
Gotta grieve & be insufferable as long as you need. That’s how find out who’s really gonna stick beside you.
how to grieve without mentioning it 24/7 at the risk of being insufferable to everyone else.
3
344
1K
They don’t know how cold it was on these buses during the winter 😭
yall never took TTC busses that had real life stairs to get in them and I can tell.
10
169
1K
Pants dem.
What’s plural for pants ?.
5
318
1K
@_chanelblvd It’s because it feels like they’re making a mockery of it. People don’t go to China & start talking to people with a Chinese accent but for some reason they love to do it to Jamaicans.
20
57
950
@xm_muva Loool they told my mom my lil bro had a learning disability & to this day she doesn’t know what it is because she completely disregarded it 😭.
3
11
945
@effed_urmum Smh as a traditional woman I wouldn’t even let men look me in the eye. I’d cover up head to toe & walk with my head down.
11
30
950
You think Jamaican men walk around in rastafari hats with fake dreads yelling in fake accents over each other ?.
7
191
897
Personally I’ve been enjoying everything being shut down.
4
274
923
Live footage of me going through it
Ain't nothing like getting back to yourself after going through some shit.
2
211
862
4
258
818
Canadians.
5
137
803
If your intuition is telling you to stay home, 9/10 you need to stay home.
3
206
759
Sharing Your Deepest Secrets, Fears & Aspirations. “@muvaperry: Name other forms of intimacy besides sex”.
2
508
698
Our parents didn’t know how to express it & ended up developing a bunch of unhealthy coping mechanisms that most of us are healing from today.
Why is it that my generation gets so much anxiety over shit??? Never once did I hear my parents or any of my friends parents talk about anxiety like we do.
1
324
719
If you know your friend wouldn’t post themselves looking poorly why would you post it ?.
2
203
731
@ShanSimone_ My Heart Stopped Because That Was Such A Douchebag Thing To Say. He Was Never With Her & Didn't Want To Be Either.
4
72
644
Bare bawty bandit 😭.
6
137
658
Better go ask Ukraine for it.
'Falling apart': Toronto facing $26B infrastructure shortfall to maintain service over next decade
5
133
599