Edmée Jorge Molina
@edmeejorge
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Advertising + Sports @ DIRECTV | 🇵🇷|Fordham '10 Newhouse '13 Columbia '15 | Lover of chicken tenders + aperol spritz ♉️ things
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Being vaccinated does NOT mean you can book a trip to Hawaii, stay in the Kapua suite for free to make your ex gf/new bf jealous, fall in love with the hotel's front desk girl, and create a sock puppet musical based on Dracula
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gimme three margaritas i'mma reply to everyone's IG stories like we're bffl
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no literally
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during
@WWWYFest
, boys like girls stopped after the first chorus of their final song (great escape, duh) and asked everyone to put their phones away and live in the moment like we did in 2006.
it was perfect.
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i just saw cannes referred to as "corporate coachella" and when i tell you i SCREAMED
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@bitchiwas999
ok but are you wait until your favorite songs to come on radio so you can record them onto a cassette tape via a boombox years old?
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By the age of 30 you should:
- know that age related
- milestones are
- complete bullshit
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the "wow i love your work" to "i love you, see you after work" pipeline 🥰
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In case there was any question as to whether
@travisbarker
is the 🐐, here’s a video of him finishing Violence blindfolded 🔥
#KingsOfTheWeekend
@blink182
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how do i go on maternity leave without having a baby?
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If you're wondering if
@Nicole__Thomas
got serenaded by
@Nelly_Mo
to
@ThomasRhett
...the answer is yes. 🔥🎤
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how inappropriate is it to hold some time in my wedding photographers schedule for a chaotic ANTM pose shoot with my bridesmaids?
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it's giving *i've never run social for a professional sports team*
In his latest newsletter,
@jappleby
says that pro sports teams should stop tweeting losing scores:
"You’re not sharing news, you’re ruining your rep."
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Q: what's a scam that's become so normalized we don't even realize it's a scam anymore
A: thinking living in the US is a privilege bc it's the land of the free
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girls be like *let me put on my comfort show* and it's full of vicious felonies that are considered especially heinous
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update: i'm living with the guy from marketing twitter ☺️
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pro tip: don't take pto in december. every coworker + boss will hoard their days and be out the entire month.
use your days jan-nov, there will be no one to bother you starting 12/1 anyway 🫡
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update: i'm married to the guy from marketing twitter 👰🏻♀️🤵🏻♂️
update: i'm engaged to the guy from marketing twitter 💍
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if you think my tweeting is petty than you must not know i've worked in sports for 10 years & have a masters in sports management from columbia university. sports + social is my life so when i see a bad take, i'm going to speak on it. and i am more than qualified to do so. bye 👋🏻
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i'm probably the only person on the planet and this is no shade to anyone who worked on this campaign but i am & have been over barbie marketing. i feel like everyone is like this is a masterclass !!! but when you're partnering w/ literally every brand how is that strategic? idk
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y'all mind if i marry that guy from marketing twitter?
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Words can’t describe how epic last night was 🤘🏼
@blink182
@travisbarker
@markhoppus
#KingsOfTheWeekend
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update: i'm engaged to the guy from marketing twitter 💍
update: i'm living with the guy from marketing twitter ☺️
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friendly reminder that you don't need to write the team name in cursive for women's apparel.
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watching the interview with seth rogan re: not having kids and instead of asking people why they're NOT having kids i would love to hear the reasons why people are. guarantee so many do it bc it's something they think they should do at that stage of life/relationship.
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@witchdctralex
@carnitascorner
me when I quote the movie & they don’t get the reference. mahalo
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men will literally launch themselves into space instead of going to therapy
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Even if you’re fully vaccinated, the CDC does NOT recommend closing the goddamn door, no, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of poise and rationality.
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adrian opened the car door for me and walked around to get in the other side and the lyft drove off without him i'm crying 😭😭😭
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when i text you "🧣" it means if we had been closer in age maybe it would have been fine
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I can't with the level of genius. Please go place drake in every photo in your camera roll:
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@ambercrollo
i appreciate the amount of work that went into creating this but absolutely not
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do you look at menus weeks before you go to restaurants and plan potential orders or are you normal?
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in 2011 my musician boyfriend broke up with me and his dream was always to make music for commercials and now i'm in charge of selecting music for all my ads and i wish there was a way for me to let him know that so i could ruin his day
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marketing twitter besties, who do i know looking for a job in social + entertainment? 👀📺
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it's my dad's birthday today 💔 he would have been 71, probably pissed i didn't stay in law school, we'd probably be at the yankee game tonight, & he would have loved adrian.
hug your dad today if you can, text i love you & if you can't, sending you some love
6.15.51 - 1.21.08
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do they tell
@blakelively
the color of the carpet before she goes into concepting her look? i need to know. this is keeping me up at night
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deleted all my dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (flying to Hawaii to get over my ex and falling in love with the hotel’s front desk girl)
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me: i want to work out but mental health is zero
mental health: i'm zero bc you haven't worked out
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my parents couldn't afford steve madden so they'd buy me the dupes @ payless. 1 girl grabbed them when i was changing for gym & showed everyone they were fake. but 20 years later i make 10x more than her & could steal her husband with 1 look so stay strong, your time will come 💕
A 9-year-old was bullied after bringing a fake Stanley cup to school
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i love when someone compliments my ring and then immediately asks "so what does your fiancé do?" probably expecting me to say something in finance and i have no explanation other than "he works for ryan reynolds"
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anyone else's family members get mad at them when they call at 3:30 PM on a Monday and you don't answer bc you're working?
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3 years ago i agreed to spend valentine's day drinking aviation american gin with the guy who ran their marketing
we get married in 59 days
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origin story ‼️
two years ago today, adrian slid into the DMs. i was dating someone + he was being a marketing tw thot but two years later here we are 😘
thanks
@vincenzolandino
for the assist. this makes up for sugarfish
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why is it so embarrassing, as a window seat person, to get up to go to the bathroom. i am literally paralyzed with fear gesturing to the person next to me that i have to get up.
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LC GOT AN INTERNSHIP @ TEEN VOGUE & HER BOSS DEADASS OFFERED HER AN OPPORTUNITY IN PARIS FOR THE SUMMER BUT HER BF JASON (WHO KISSED HIS EX JESSICA @ ONE OF HER FASHION SHOWS) GOT A BEACH HOUSE IN MALIBU SO SHE DIDN'T GO TO PARIS & SHE'LL ALWAYS BE THE GIRL WHO DIDN'T GO TO PARIS
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round of applause for these dark green + pearl chanel glasses that were in my stocking 🤩
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@arb
i walked out of an interview for a major sports network. the interviewer began quizzing me on sports knowledge to see if i was really a fan - after i answered all of them correctly he mentioned he was impressed a girl knew all that & i was like yeah i'm not working for you bye
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super emo today as i enter my bday month 🎂
i think this is the 1st year where i can honestly say i have everything i want.
i'm not wishing for a better job, a better salary, a better body, a better friend group, a better relationship- i'm just literally so fucking happy 🤩
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me: babe you look so handsome
adrian: is it the hair or the shirt?
me: it's when you pay for stuff
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i would normally never post a no make up pic but the freckles wanted their moment
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imagine if your company had a BeReal to prove you were WFH 🤡
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the most handsome, hardworking, lovable man i've ever known--- and adrian. happy birthday, baby 💚
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my whole timeline is people announcing their layoffs from twitter. i don't know anyone who worked there personally but i do know this was my favorite app and we're literally watching it fall apart in real time 💔
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update: i'm dating the guy from marketing twitter 😏
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just went wedding suit shopping with adrian and he said his version of "say yes to the dress" is "i fux with the tux"
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listening to cruel summer in a lyft with the windows down after 3 glasses of champagne driving by the nyc skyline is a goddamn vibe
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one day you could just open this bird app & stumble upon your future husband and some of your best friends
jorge/molina wedding weekend starts now 🥹🇵🇷💙
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i'm sorry but this is so embarrassing
if you're a hater bc you've never created meaningful work or won an award, or made an impact in the industry, JUST SAY THAT--
but to diminish the accomplishments of everyone changing the game bc you're salty is so cringe + transparent af🥴
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the way he shakes his head and smiles like he cannot believe this amazingly talented woman is running off stage to him is sending me into the actual stratosphere
babe wake up the newest kiss angle just dropped
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it is actually sending me that someone would block me on twitter and then text my boyfriend about it 🤡
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for as long as i live i will never hear "stanley cup" and think of this
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the day i discovered working out was for making myself feel good and not for burning cals/looking a certain way was the best day
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there's this weird trend where marketing people wanna hang out with my bf but don't have an in, and i just need everyone to know, that i am not that in.
plz stop inviting me to get to him, it's obvious + cringe 🥴
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i'm not gonna say i'm a professional vibe reader, but i have never been wrong about anyone in my life
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this is your sign to make
#AperolSpritz
your entire personality 🧡
CIN CIN! love you,
@AperolUSA
🍾
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the fact they didnt reschedule the whole ass met gala when they found out zendaya couldnt attend is an actual crime
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By age 30 you should have friends who talk about the cultural impact of Laguna Beach and the Hills
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blink 182 nurse was my favorite costume & i will not be topping it 💉
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14 years feels like a lifetime & yesterday all at once.
If you’re lucky enough to have a parent or 2 alive on this planet call em. Don’t text. Don’t email. Call them on the phone. Tell em you love em & thank them & listen to them for as long as they want to talk to you 💔
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he only got this for me bc he thought LV stood for loki variant 🎄💚
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fair warning if you are my marketing twitter gift exchange person and you don't make a wishlist in the next week i am sending $40 worth of
@SourPatchKids
coal to your home. ILY 🖤
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what's absolutely sending me is i'm wondering if this pic was his first take or if his camera roll is just like different versions of crying face and then he sat there looking through them all and picked the one he thought would get most sympathy
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i only moved in with adrian to be closer to you. happy 6th birthday, piggy!!
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going to need every community/industry to speak out on how kanye is no longer welcome: music, fashion, literally everyone needs to speak on it
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