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@edciting is rated E For Everyone! I am a skeptic and a believer. I am a cynic and an optimist. All of my packaging is frustration-free.

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I'm pretty easy to find at Blooski.
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@transscribe I heard some restaurants are saying they are having a hard time hiring employees and then I noticed the highest COVID mortality rate by profession was line cook.
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@SukhSDubb Mistakes were made.
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@TrueAfricanHero @ohshidt Losses from shoplifting are dwarfed by wage theft, which in turn is also dwarfed by tax evasion. Shoplifting is not okay, but our focus should be on fixing much bigger problems.
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@jdan That fucking last line kills absolutely LOL.
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@TrueAfricanHero @ohshidt Our society, not me and you.
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@bloomgang2020 @mertcentury How can the main character be a mean-spirited sociopath and still everyone thinks it's a comedy?.
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@Avellini7 @VPrasadMDMPH Did you know seatbelts are completely worthless. until the day you have a high-speed car crash?.
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@ksatnews @LeighWaldman What they let happen:
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@RLRudge @slasherdaysaint Turns out, he really likes Sublime and she just got All Mixed Up. .
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@Phil_Lewis_ @soledadobrien Huh, if only there was some kind of indication that the officer was ill-equipped for his job prior.
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@FOX10Phoenix Is it necessary to use "leader" in describing this guy when you also have "child-sex predator" in your word arsenal?.
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@Be_Expert_Int @crazyclipsonly No one is stopping her from apologizing. in fact she did it several times. so she is def "able to apologize". And he never said anything close to "I don't accept your apology". Glad we cleared that up.
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@audrawilliams @sirons1 @grahamorama @TheRickWilson @Twitter A horrible fastfood breakdown that her team had to resolve pronto!!!.
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@Psyche_OS @crazyclipsonly Use whatever words you want. and understand there are consequences. Simple.
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@SheRatesDogs This lady can diagnose Parkinson's Disease with her nose:.
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@seevescio @ashishkjha Put it in White Claw.
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@chrisjollyhale @TheTNHoller If you gerrymander your district full of crazy people so you can guarantee you keep your seat, they are going to insist you do crazy things. So, the equation is either over-reach or step aside. And now, we know how that works out.
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@Stonekettle They keep saying we want to be left alone, but they also won't stay home.
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@lloyddabbler @JuddLegum The superb techs at @cvspharmacy made it very simple for me. Just had to let them know what prescriptions I had and what Walgreens location they were at. A few days later and everything was sorted. Highly recommended.
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@GeorgeFrogger @BrandondelPozo Can only assume the service provider is a hard working, conscientious person and wants to make sure the contracted cleaning is completed before it is overdue.
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@Greeble214 @SRuhle @MazarsinUS "It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it." - Upton Sinclair.
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@DrAndrewJackson Many AZ businesses rely on, and could not function without, immigrant labor. AZ employers could greatly reduce illicit border crossings by refusing to hire prohibited workers. The 2nd thing won't happen cuz the 1st one is true.
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@lai_lette @fuckyouiquit @Starbucks Suggestion for the future: if you suspect your boss might be the type to react poorly, resist the urge to share personal details from your life with them.
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@JFrankensteiner "Like and subscribe to our MasterMind podcast!"
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@murrman5 Used to have a buddy whose first name was Baron. wingmanned him several times by introducing him to girls, "Hey, this is my friend Baron, his Dad started Red Baron Pizza. ".
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@RexChapman If the 2nd place boys team does not give the trophy to the legitimate winning girls team, it really says a lot about both the players and their coaches.
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@adropofrainbook @RVAwonk That does not mean it was an ethical action.
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@yvonnewingett Lady has been out of work for 3 years, gotta make ends meet somehow, even if it is unethical, immoral, or illegal. Should make her ineligible for public office, tho. .
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@TransGraps Tiger Woods had surgery to improve his vision to better than 20/20 and no one ever stops him from competing. .
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@JamesL1927 One year later, Merry released her own version of Gimme Shelter and it is 100% legit!.
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@WKortepeter @ABC Valuation does not translate to profit dollars, sorry. Twitter was valued at $44 billion, but can not turn a profit. or "negative cash flow" in Elmo-speak. .
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@gr8__awakening @JimRosenthal4 Your Twitter pic is quite literally a person wearing a mask in a picture, indicates you are saying you should not fly. Appreciate the clarity.
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@rafaelshimunov Losses from shoplifting are dwarfed by wage theft, which in turn is also dwarfed by tax evasion. Shoplifting is not okay, but our focus should be on fixing much bigger problems.
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@MaryVought Many US businesses rely on, and could not function without, immigrant labor. US employers could greatly reduce illicit border crossings by refusing to hire prohibited workers. The 2nd thing won't happen cuz the 1st one is true.
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@davidfrum If we want a better country, we have to be better citizens, and too many people are not interested in that path. .
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@isaiah_bb So, vaccines + seatbelts and it would have been zero?.
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@FischerKing64 Boeing "emphasized financial chicanery over. engineering" which led to "break the union" & "outsource production", yes, which in turn produced "lower quality. aircraft". That is the doom cycle which lands them where they are. DEI mention feels like a canard, how did it hurt?.
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@Boden4Craig @Chris_SactoCA Please cut the seatbelts out of any car you travel in.
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@DougDeMuro P O O R S C H E
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I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible. #PinnedTweet.
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@modsoftoday Heard of a van that's loaded with weapons.Packed up and ready to go.Heard of some gravesites, out by the highway.A place where nobody knows.
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@merever3 @LALiving213 USPS numbers.
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@DelWilber Jenna's credibility is below zero.
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@real_defender @POTUS Do you think President Trump should pardon the person that hit Paul Pelosi in the head with a hammer?.
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@ISLANDCHULA28 @QuanDBtalk Cuz their personal choice is a product of willful disinformation.
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@njresiguy @realEstateTrent US citizen business owners hire undocumented immigrants to push down wages of natural born workers and boost their profits. Follow the money and you will discover how greedy fellow countrymen create the problem you seem to be concerned about.
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@Eve6 Two Princes.
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@RzstProgramming There's no vaccine against stupidity.
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@chrissaccoccia1 I hear everyone that perished had ingested water less than 12 HOURS before entering the concert, tell me again how its not H20!!!.
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@bgmasters You just made this up, right?. 44 US states have outpatient commitment laws, with requisite judicial review. Do better.
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@simsimmaaz "shes protecting her husband". Nope, posting it public is 💯 NOT protecting her husband. Her post at the least heaps more weight on him.
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@Psyche_OS @crazyclipsonly Go on, say what you want. you can't wait to, can you?. Use your words.
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The Maricopa County Elections Department has always done a great job keeping me informed. Really helps build confidence in the integrity of their process while making way for me to feel good about participating in it. Much appreciation to @Adrian_Fontes & @stephen_richer !
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@CasualThursday How did they know he wasn't some new breed of half man / half urn?.
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@MoneyPlatters @sistinechaebol "one bad thing". look around?.
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@ahumorlessfem Shocking, not shocking.
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@guelphgirlchris Guy telling officers to move out of way --- Jayden X (John Sullivan).Person yelling "F the Blue" -- Zachary Alam.Person breaking windows -- Zachary Alam.Guy yelling "He's got a gun" -- Jayden X (John Sullivan). Both convicted.
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@travisakers Back when folks went door-to-door trying to sell newspaper subscriptions, I answered one time and told the fellow that no, thank you, I would not like a subscription because I was not able to read. His immediate answer was, this is a great way to learn. .
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@memescryptor @scale_banana @engineers_feed Only if they take their penises with them.
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@MarkDice @ThisIsKyleR What advice would you give your 17-year-old son if he wanted to grab a rifle and wander unsupervised through a clearly dangerous crowd? . Be honest.
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@theonlyskonz @ThisIsKyleR What advice would you give your 17-year-old son if he wanted to grab a rifle and wander unsupervised through a clearly dangerous crowd?. Be honest.
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@samthielman The greatest con of all time was putting the microchip in ivermectin.
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@DiscordianKitty You mean they purposefully and willfully built a business out of deliberately damaging other businesses without cause?. Sounds legally vulnerable.
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@tommy_alderman @SethDillon This sounds like something that matters to you and not to him. Congrats!.
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@fawfulfan I heard some restaurants are saying they are having a hard time hiring employees and then I noticed the highest COVID mortality rate by profession was line cook.
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@davenewworld_2 Dude is 100% gross! Lady went above and beyond to be polite, should not be on her to defuse that BS.
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@drgurner @adamislucky My personal calendar and personal email box is used in a fundamentally different manner than one an EA would work with. The needs and skill sets required don't have much overlap for me. Screening fail.
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@RubenGallego This guy called his wife Mommy in the regular.
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@SwiftOnSecurity When the expanding battery busts the case open, replace.
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You'll never be as lazy as whoever named the fireplace.
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@SocialistMMA Defending a registered sex offender is a bad look.
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@ianbremmer Less fake content please, Ian. .
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@BennieJets74 @RealMarkFinchem All Hat and no Cattle.
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@RonFilipkowski Mickey Mouse Pride hat and Qanon wristband, fun Easter Eggs!.
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@PPathole @elonmusk @pmarca Never, and I mean NEVER accept medical advice form someone with NO MEDICAL TRAINING!.
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@adropofrainbook @RVAwonk Yes, but behaving unethically generally has consequences.
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@StephenM At precisely no point in the last 400 years has the economy of the area we now call the United States functioned without immigrant labor. our GDP would shrivel without it. US businesses have always required importing labor, slave or wage.
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@BarnettforAZ @KariLake Over 40,000 Republicans in Maricopa County alone voted against Lake. No judge can change that.
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@wapplehouse "Miss Vito, do you see the person with the loose bowels in this courtroom right now? Can you point them out to me?".
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@mandalore1228 I don't wash my hands anymore. I've trained my hands to wash each other, so now I just have to stand there and watch.
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@Rach_IC Election denialism is a career killer. Be mindful.
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@blaireerskine Heard of a van that is loaded with weapons.Packed up and ready to go.Heard of some grave sites out by the highway.A place where nobody knows. The sound of gunfire off in the distance.I'm getting used 2 it now.Lived in a brownstone lived in a ghetto.I've lived all over this town.
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