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can't wait to try out my AmazonBasics DMT Extraction Kit with 3 Liter Flask, 24 Pieces Scientific Tools Scientist DIY Chemistry Kit Ages 18+.
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America is so poisoned man. saying you were ready to ice the delivery guy in writing is intensely deranged
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New Chipotle social phenomenon just dropped - sentenced to Chipotle. Ohio on the cutting edge once again
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Great community. Some cracking lads over there
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they got rid of these because they were too fun. no one wanted to leave the bathroom and wasted untold gallons of water
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@joshualipsky
@MichaelSchuman
hey i think normalizing mass death and misery is probably more grating on the human spirit, no? interesting argument though.
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Its crazy how a ton of places just end up throwing away perfectly good food because Doordash americans dont feel the need to tip
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@chrissyteigen
lol starting your apology by lamenting the situation you put yourself in. maybe an unqualified apology would be better!
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@poppy_haze
@ClwnPrncCharlie
the user claims it is "good mold" but I don't buy it. I know the pellicle on dry aged meat can become a funny color, but fuzzy is a bridge too far...
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convinced the crumbl subreddit that the tres leches cookie is not coming back because of sweetened condensed milk shortage. not sure why i felt the need to do that but it felt good
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imagine if everyone lived in a suburb and had to do inefficient agriculture in their backyard 😃
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classic evil moron one-two punch: pretend to ask a question then reveal yourself to be totally insincere in the very first reply
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@kept_simple
would it be that hard for the CDC to set up on some website where you can get a digital verification of your vaccination status that lives in your phone? doesnt this already exist in some places
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@NewSovietPoster
@gracecamille_
i feel like the skull mask makes people want to shoot at you more, and even though he was in a tank it probably didn't help
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@LindseyJCBA
the way your face moves is frightening, it's like there is a kernel of shame in there that recognizes what you're saying is both ridiculous and evil. but you charge right through that, good for you
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more Dark Crumbl knowledge... almost TWO GRAMS of Red 40 dye in a single cookie. even if you account for recommended serving of 1/4 cookie, that still exceeds EU standard for daily intake
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took grandpa to get his favorite sandwich bc they took away his license for falling asleep at the wheel 😊💓
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its monday folks. if this ancient & thoughtless beast can be kind, so can you :)
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@RottIsHot
The acceptance rate coercion is so crazy bc it directly undermines the idea that the driver is a 'contractor'
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@gracecamille_
i accidentally won an auction for this and when i saw that i bid $75 i just never signed into eBay ever again.
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From this recipe, i intuited that martha stewart likes to get fucked up
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i went to the garden of lorikeets and no one knew you
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@TVietor08
@davidsirota
he's pointing out that you appear to interpret political events through a superficial, surface-level evaluation of aesthetic things. as someone who has heard numerous episodes of your podcasts, he's pretty on the nose, no need to get so pissed bro
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RT if you prefer bluegill but wouldn't say no to a crappie this size 👇
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Its hilarious that calling 911 in DC often just doesnt work and the mayor doesnt really seem to care
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@MAC_UH_BEE
@T4RIG
the U.S is notorious for its terrible threadbare welfare state compared to many countries who are far, far less wealthy, and it has almost nothing to do with immigration policies. the sentiment from the guy your replying to is more or less appropriate.
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the chipotle subreddit is discussing the "50% off hack," which i've discovered is just lying that you are an employee. comparable to a legacy chipotle hack (now patched) where you simply stole to-go orders from a shelf they used to leave in the middle of the store for some reason
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no rush = not doing it
urgent = tomorrow COB
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i challenge stove guys to one step further and get mad about the world bank projects that replace wood/coal stoves with gas in less developed countries. we cookin indoors on an open flame . come and take it
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very funny mr ackman hid the funniest part at the very end, which is his wife indisputably copied entire passages from wikipedia and software company website copy without attribution
On Sunday afternoon, Nicholas Carlson, the Global Editor-in Chief of Business Insider stated in an email to his staff that:
"The facts of the stories have not been disputed by Oxman or her husband Bill Ackman.
Ackman and others have raised concerns about our reporting process,
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@robmatuga
@wmata
@unsuckdcmetro
if you don't take wmata who cares about your opinion man. most people are capable of walking past some trash and finding a different seat without making impotent customer service style complaints. man up
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@shaun_vids
you should never date anyone who thinks like this because it is probably projection and they will cheat on you, all the while giving you a bunch of shit for your opposite gender friends.
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@freeblackgirl
lol yeah people love to laugh at sneering contempt for underpaid delivery workers
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Seen this type.of post alot. Someone cooks steak at home and pretends they got it from Chipotle. Interesting how Chipotle customers try to terrorize each other in addition to the workers
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@MrsDemocrat
@JakeSherman
@mcimaps
@dccc
@Lis_Smith
@PeteButtigieg
yea we should totally put the empty suit sloganeering loser and someone who caucused with Republicans in charge of the Dnc. Brilliant
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Trying out the auto generated messages on dating apps
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@ggreenwald
@ByYourLogic
whats it like knowing your son has eclipsed you at such a young age?
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@arb
these look like preset hair options for a free to play MMORPG, it would look normal if she had armor or some type of ornate robes
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@profcoble
@Transition46
@JoeBiden
oh you mean the book that purports to be an accting of U.S inaction in response to genocide that totally neglects to mention USA's active role in genocides, namely Indonesia where a million were liquidated with the support of the U.S security state?
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@MAC_UH_BEE
@T4RIG
every single payer proposal in US includes progressive taxation, aka higher taxes on marginal income, so not sure who you're arguing against. also rich people already use tax havens even though marginal tax rates are at historic lows.
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@The_Law_Boy
you know, uhh, live tweeting Supreme Court oral arguments is the lowest form of legal analysis
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tag your friend who is always getting sent home by the basket man
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@SeanMcCarthyCom
Man its 100% common sense not to identify yourself with your employer even when you’re doing shit like going out for a night of heavy drinking, let alone busting past a line of police to smash your way into the Capitol. extremely unremarkable thing to be mad about
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Is there a funnier war crime than faking a surrender. that's gotta be up there and the others I can think of aren't really funny at all
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@The_Law_Boy
i did this to my cousin when the Podestas didn't get arrested on whatever date Q said that was happening, and he got legitimately pissed and told me i was 'surrounded by negative energy' or something
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@allahliker
@ggreenwald
if you are an independent video journalist called like newsSharezone, getting punched by one of these losers is among one of the best things that can happen for your career lol
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never give up!!!!
10/1/74 Commune leaders in Shaanxi let ex-Vice Premier Xi Zhongxun's rusticated son Xi Jinping join the Party on his 10th attempt, and give him a job.
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@charlesraustin
you open the beer, go to take a whiff and the alcohol instantly evaporates up your nostrils, killing you instantly. Rated 9/10 on BeerAdvocate
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@ByYourLogic
you're a scientist in the final mission and need to do complex genetic sequencing mini-games to engineer the cancer that kills Hugo Chavez
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@MAC_UH_BEE
@T4RIG
pretty much any european country has far more progressive taxation and thus more generous state benefits. there are 'developing' countries that have universal healthcare and state pension. doesn't correlate at all with liberal vs restrictive immigration policies.
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@NewSovietPoster
Every time i get picked up by tesla using Uber im like oh boy im about to look like a fool trying to use that ridiculous flush door handle. Tesla uber guys must hurt their backs reaching back to open it for me 😳
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new thing im saying to myself "Cruelty is back !"
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Ahh thats where i left all my huge catfish
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Off a bean at the TPUSA after party and calling my parents to pick me up because the strippers are mid and moving like the ghost bitch from the Grudge
Women dancing on stage in American flag themed lingerie at the TPUSA afterparty attended by Matt Gaetz.
TPUSA has now removed their ambassador that threw the party.
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@CarlBeijer
some people are just playing the 'Ranked' version of socializing, get on his level
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workout 💪 -> shower 🚿 -> protein 🥩-> pill I found on the ground 💊
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pitching my new horror film called espresso martini. it's about a really scary speakeasy
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@NotABigJerk
they can arrest you (time-out, detention)
they enforce laws ( home work, eyes on your own paper)
they have harmful weapons (yelling)
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@aerielist
when the DJ picks records across different times and genres to create a cohesive narrative
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@pengvvins
also apparently they do a really bad job of clarifying the 1/4 cookie serving. so a lot of people think the 800 calorie cookie has 200 calories. Lol
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Its sad that bears mostly eat spawning salmon bc thats when they taste the worst. I would like to feed a bear fresh ocean caught salmon 😌
Bear found a salmon surprise
📹 thewildlifecollective_
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@Very__Regular
talking heads covers is the one part of music where i think jambands unequivocally beat all other types of bands. any interpretation of their music isn't going to be as cool as simply adding some funk and extending them for people who are High
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@NotABigJerk
i went on a date recently and mentioned that i got into watching goofy movies with friends during quarantine times and she said completely str8 faced 'oh so you're a film bro?' it's funny to have someone put your being into a whole ass box because you 'like movies'
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@daveanthony
seems like you could also read it as capitalism not being resilient enough to function properly during a global pandemic without taking absurd unquantifiable risks
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if i was that rich i would also be getting crippled on Ketamine and learning sign language
Imagine you owned have the real estate in New York and this is what you’re doing with your life
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You should be able to do a controlled burn on your carpeted floor to clean it. Just graze it with the lighter, small puff of smoke, done. My roommates roomba is trying to break down my door and i havent had any water in 56 hou
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