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- they don't boo nobodies - Radio guy for @680thefan . Host of the 643 Show and the 643 Podcast @thepodcastpark .

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If the Padres send the Dodgers home MLB will change the playoff structure before the postgame starts
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This Casey Anthony bullshit on Peacock better end with Chris Hanson coming out to tell her she's under arrest for killing her child.
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Friendly reminder that Cubs fans ruined a man's life over a foul ball. Death threats and everything 🫡
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All of MLB Twitter joining together to expose how awful and racist Braves Twitter is
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Ronald Acuña is the most talented player on the Braves. The Braves are Freddie Freeman's team. Both of these statements are true.
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2 years
"Can't do this to your teammate" Actually, the Braves have had WAY too many baserunning blunders over the past few years. I like Ozzie stepping up and taking charge
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Ozzie Albies is evolving from a goofy, funny teammate to a teacher and team leader. There was clear laziness from Ozuna on the bases, which could’ve easily led to either of them getting thrown out. Absolutely love this fire from Ozzie.
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Hey. @Braves . It's 6:07. The hell is my #freddiefreeman announcement?
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3 years
Articles that didn't age well
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Remember when folks actually, realistically thought Juan Soto was a better baseball player than Ronald Acuña Jr?
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Michael Harris II is a guy everyone thought was a pitcher until the Braves let him get a workout in the outfield 3 years ago. He's going to be the biggest star on the field not named Ronald Acuña Jr in almost every game he plays. Baseball is weird, man.
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3 years
Freddie Freeman is a Brave. Now and forever.
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2 years
I'm going to choose to blame Rob Manfred and MLB for this. They knew what they were doing when they gave the defending Champs nothing but day games
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I promise you it isn't.
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It’s time we have a real conversation about Freddie Freeman and the NL MVP award. This is incredible. (Yes I know Acuña exists. I promise it’s closer than you think.)
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"You're seeing the effects of no Max Muncy" Are you serious? The Braves have been missing Acuña since before the ASB
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Man that was such a special run Eddie Rosario went on
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Eddie Rosario 🤝 dont care
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2 years
If Vaughn really blacked out after making contact, that means that pimp job was 100% instinct. He got that dog
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5 years
Fair warning: when Cole Hamels drills both Yadi and Flaherty in the pursuit of justice for Acuña, I will be leading the charge to immediately retire his number and induct him into the Braves HOF
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The turn on Vaughn Grissom is wild. Dude's 22 years old and has torched every level he's been at except for the Majors. If he hadn't spent a day in the bigs he'd be the teams #1 prospect and be in the top 75 league wide
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The Phillies, who seem to be featured as the "hottest team in baseball" in August, have gone 17-9 this month and are being billed as a serious threat to the Braves. Atlanta has gone 19-8 in the month of August.
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2 years
Never mention "lack of hustle" in the same sentence as "Ronald Acuña jr" ever again
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11 months
Tell me you're taking the Dodgers lineup and I'm calling you a liar RAJ Mookie Ozzie Ohtani Riley FF5 Olson Smith Ozuna Muncy MH2 JHey Murphy Lux Kelenic Taylor Arcia Outman
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2 years
Replace Odorizzi with Soroka Iglesias to the closer Minter to the highest leverage role
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For anyone worried about the DS, ask yourself who wins the position battle: C - Braves 1B - push (should be Olson but I'll be generous) 2B - Braves 3B - Braves by a mile SS - Phils RF - Ronnie by over 9,000 CF - MH2 by 3 miles LF - Philly DH - Braves
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@yeagowv @Trenciarte Nah you're there to officiate a game. Not deal with a bunch of parents that don't know how to act.
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How good are these Braves rookies? Over a 162 game season: Vaughn: 31 hr, 100 rbi, 25 sb 7.5 fwar Harris: 27 hr, 92 rbi, 29 sb 7.6 fwar Strider: 304 k, 68 bb, 10 hr, 60 ER, 7.5 fwar (200 innings)
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2 years
Braves Facebook will swear up and down that Ronald Acuña Jr is a clubhouse cancer and needs to be traded, then turn around and say the Braves should get Bauer.
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Dylan Short
1 year
You know what's weird? I haven't seen anyone downplaying Corbin Carroll's 50 SBs this season.
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Think about it: - Ronald broke a million records, went 40/70 - Olson broke the ATL singe season RBI AND HR record - Strider broke the franchise k record - 1-5 in lineup all posted 30+ 💣 's - 3 players hit 40 💣 's - Riley came up 3 RBI short of 1-5 all having 100 RBI Unreal
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1 year
I sincerely hope everyone appreciates this season, because the likelihood that you repeat it next year is next to zero.
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4 years
Markakis to Puig is like going from an Earl Grey tea to a nose full of the purest Colombian cocaine
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Media - "IF YOU DON'T WANT US TO USE IT, DON'T SAY IT WHERE WE CAN HEAR YOU" RAJ - not talking to you Media - "CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY ISN'T TALKING TO ME??!!" Y'all are a joke.
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Dylan Short
2 years
The Joc Pederson Cult of Braves fans are just the other side of the coin of the Nick Markakis Cult of Braves fans
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Dylan Short
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Philly fans right now
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Bob Nightengale
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Arizona Diamondbacks manager Torey Lovullo on the eruption after Rangers shortstop Corey Seager’s game-tying home run, registering 112 decibels: ‘That was easily the loudest crowd noise I ever heard.’’
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Ian Anderson to Clayton Kershaw tomorrow
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Dylan Short
2 years
Everyone's expecting Spencer to go 2-4 innings and I'm over here expecting 6 innings and 12 punchies. We are not the same
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When Strider goes 5 or 6 today I'm going to laugh my ass off. You think Snit would be starting Spencer against Nola in a tied series if he only thought Spencer could go 2-3 innings?
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I don't even care. That was the single greatest, pettiest, most disrespectful things I've ever seen on a baseball diamond. Only thing that could've topped that was a homer and restarting the trumpets
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Guess which player is getting killed after their performance in the playoffs Player A - .333/.412/.400 134 wrc+ Player B - .071/.071/.071 -72 wrc+ Player C - .125/.176/.188 -1 wrc+ Player D - .067/.125/.067 -48 wrc+
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Braves Clinch Day is going to be an all timer on Mets Twitter this year
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Schwellenbach is just ridiculous. Never walks people, averages 96, throws absolute FILTH. Just an incredible pick by Alex. Just draft arms named Spencer or with SS initials
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Spencer Schwellenbach of the @Braves is the only MLB rookie in the modern era to strike out 8+ batters without a walk in 3 consecutive starts. He's also the only rookie in the modern era with 25+ strikeouts and no walks over a 3-start span.
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There are no words to describe the depths of my hatred for Brandon Nimmo
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I'll be genuinely shocked if we don't find out that MLB changed the balls and today was the first day with them.
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Dylan Short
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Your team gave out "congrats on getting beat in the WS" rings.
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Can't blame Snit. All 3 of your high priced relievers blew this game. Offense has given you 7. Schwelly gave you 7 dominant. Let's see what happens I guess.
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I sincerely hope everyone appreciates this season, because the likelihood that you repeat it next year is next to zero.
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Dylan Short
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I just want to say - I will gladly take 162 games of Marcell Ozuna in LF if I get to have Ohtani in the lineup
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3 years
I'm sorry, but what about Freddie Freeman has ever made anyone think he would want to play in New York?
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Dylan Short
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No disrespect to Mike AT ALL (I love him), but I will be monitoring this discourse HEAVILY. I have not forgotten the amount of folks who, less than 365 days ago, were downplaying the significance of historic power/speed seasons.
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No one's ever had a 50/30 season (HR/SB). Ohtani has a decent chance of doing it this year.
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Dylan Short
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I better not hear anything else about Alex robbing players in contracts. This is "messing with the integrity of the game" levels of garbage
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3 years
Man that poor ball boy was about to meet Captain Guillermo
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Freddie is an incredible player and I won't be surprised if he matches or exceeds his 7.1 fwar from last season. Ronald is going to go 30/60(maybe 70) and potentially top 8 fwar. You're absolutely crazy if you think there is any discussion about NL MVP
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1 rule I would really support in baseball: a HBP tracker like the NBA tech counter. Once he hit a certain number of players, you miss a start, or a series if you're a reliever. You have to have some sort of consequence for guys with no control throwing inside
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I WONDER WHY HE WOULD BE DOING THAT?? COULD THERE BE AN AVAILABLE PLAYER THAT WOULD SERIOUSLY CHANGE THE REVENUE GENERATION IN ATLANTA SPORTS AVAILABLE???
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Warren Buffett’s Berkshire Hathaway invests in Atlanta Braves, sheds GM, P&G holdings
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Gotta love how we were robbed of seeing Ken Griffey Jr in a Braves uni, only to get this generation's KGJ for 10+ years
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Schwellenbach is going to end up a #2 here. That dude has crazy talent
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Dylan Short
2 years
All respect to Bow, but if Ron Washington says someone can handle a position defensively, that's the only opinion you need.
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Dylan Short
3 years
If I were the Braves I would simply hit more home runs than the Dodgers on Saturday
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Dylan Short
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With Milwaukee not throwing Burnes, you gotta take full advantage. Empty the tank. Throw Charlie, Huascar, Minter. You don't want to face Burnes in an elimination game.
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Dylan Short
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Bear in mind that when Morosi says "its unclear if the Braves will match" what he's saying is "I don't have any sources in the Atlanta FO and have had no contact with anyone who knows what Alex is thinking"
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Dylan Short
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Today is on Snit. Hell, you could've just had Bryce just throw 4 clear balls while warming someone up.
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Dylan Short
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JULIO TEHERAN'S LINE TONIGHT: 5ip 4H 1r 1bb 5k
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Well, I was gunna wait and drop the news on this weeks episode, but I guess now is as good a time as any! I'M GUNNA BE A DAD
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Dylan Short
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No, adding Marte, Canha, and Escobar does not, in fact, make the Mets better than the Braves.
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Dylan Short
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I really don't know how they did it, but the Braves figuring out how to unlock 100% of Orlando's pop needs to be studied in Universities.
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Dylan Short
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It just makes SO MUCH sense. I don't care AT ALL how much it costs. Just do it.
@MLBNetwork
MLB Network
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Is Atlanta a realistic landing spot for Shohei Ohtani? 📍 @StevePhillipsGM | #MLBNHotStove
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Dylan Short
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BTW, Ronald's got a crew. They were out that dugout in a hurry
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Dylan Short
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Since the Angels, who were basically eliminated on OD, just cost us Riley for the rest of the season, I believe the Braves are entitled to 1 Angels player for the duration of Riley's injury.
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Dylan Short
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Now let Freddie pitch to rizzo
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Dylan Short
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Braves need a win in the worst way and Max goes out and throws a gem. That's big time.
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Dylan Short
4 years
Say hello to Carter Maddux Short. 6 pounds 15 ounces
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Dylan Short
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It's not just that you lost this game. You weren't favored for a reason. But every single bit of momentum you took after Game 2 is completely gone. The manager has been wrong on every single move, the pitching has sucked, and the offense has been astonishing levels of bad
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Dylan Short
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When the wife's story enters the 5 minute territory and we're still in the setup phase and the Braves are on tv
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Dylan Short
4 years
@heckyessica @MountainDew @redlobster That's what makes the gift so pure
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Dylan Short
3 years
The only way you weren't entertained by last night's game is if you wanted Houston to win. Period.
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Dylan Short
3 years
Just avoid a sweep and you're WS Champs. They gotta throw someone on short rest, we throw Fried and Ian. I'm still feeling confident.
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Dylan Short
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I see this debate is popping up (again), and I'll say this as I usually do: 1. Braves aren't going to change their name, nor should they. 2. Even if they were to entertain changing names, all the names you guys come up with sound like 11 year old allstar team names
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Dylan Short
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I really don't understand why Kelenic is the one being platooned right now.
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Dylan Short
2 years
Man congratulations to Austin Riley! Dude gets to say forever that he beat a record owned by Hank Aaron
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Jon Heyman
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Agree with this. Ultimately, it’s better for baseball that Ohtani signed with a marquee franchise @Ken_Rosenthal
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Media: Anything you say is mine to use however I wish as long as I am close enough to overhear it! Also media: wow I can't believe RAJ wouldn't talk to us! How dare he! Doesn't he know I have a job to do?
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Dylan Short
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Let's not overthink things here Ronald Ozzie Riley Olson Ozuna MH2 Murphy Kelenic Arcia
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Codify
9 months
If you were the manager, where would you bat Matt Olson?
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Dylan Short
2 years
I've decided Harris is Mookie Betts in a Jason Heyward disguise and I'll not be taking any questions
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Dylan Short
3 months
The next time someone tells you the Braves farm system sucks, gently remind them that Atlanta is tied with CHW and MIN for the most players inside the top 60 and tied for 7th in overall top 100 prospects (per fangraphs). This narrative that the ATL farm sucks just isn't true
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Dylan Short
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I expect ESPN to cut in on everyone else's games to see whether or not the Braves drop a sac bunt before the end of the season.
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Dylan Short
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We'll always have the memories of that month long stretch where people really tried to downplay the 1st 40/70 season in the history of the sport because a RF played a bad SS for a few games because the richest team in baseball decided not to field am actual SS
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Not to pile on Cubs fans, and Dansby is likely worth the contract just on rhe defensive end, BUT... Dude ended up doing EXACTLY what many said he would. Career offensive year in 22, IMMEDIATELY reverted to his pre-2022 offensive form.
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Dylan Short
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Dude people spent months talking down Acuña's 40/70 just to try and force a case for Mookie to be MVP because he moved from RF to an easier position.
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Ben Verlander
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We don’t appreciate Mookie Betts enough. Dude is out there getting 4 hits. Driving in 6 runs. And playing a good defensive SHORTSTOP!! Absolute stud.
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Dylan Short
2 years
Max has the best pick off move of all time. Pettitte fans can weep
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Dylan Short
1 year
Really don't feel like listening to any excuses. Everything was in your favor. You had plenty of opportunities. Spencer pitched really well. Offense shit the bed. It's that simple
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Dylan Short
1 year
Prepare yourselves for Daysbel to be phantom'd and Charlie to start game 3. I am fully convinced this is happening.
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Dylan Short
5 years
Cant wait for the first pitcher to catch a suspension for beaning an Astro. I believe the interview will go something like this: Reporter: so MLB handed you a 5 game suspension? Player: good to know I caught a harsher penalty than dudes who've been cheating for 3 years
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Dylan Short
3 years
Bold choice for Dansby to get engaged knowing half his fanbase will now disappear
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Dylan Short
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Sale is going to do for the pitching staff what Joc did for the position players.
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Dylan Short
3 years
BE RUTHLESS. CRUSH THEIR HEARTS ON THEIR FIELD. MAKE THEM HAVE TO WATCH US CELEBRATE ON THEIR PLAYGROUND
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Dylan Short
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There needs to be a "bad calls called against" stat. I guarantee Acuña would be #1
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Dylan Short
1 year
Phillies fans so loyal and incredible that you have to go back nearly a full decade to find a season where they showed up more than Braves fans 🫢 such incredible fans tho for sure
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Dylan Short
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I will never hate this man. I don't care what the rest of Braves Country says. Should've been a Brave for life.
@ArashMarkazi
Arash Markazi
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Freddie Freeman telling his son, Charlie, to come hang with him during MLB All-Star media availability.
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Dylan Short
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@torch_twang @Unexplained Sure shes obviously not right, but no, that dont take priority over the fact someone could've taken a butcher knife in the chest just for answering their door.
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Dylan Short
1 year
Dear Cardinals fans, For years I have assumed you were the softest fans in the NL. After watching Cubs fans (and broadcasters) whine and cry and make everything about them, I get it. I don't apologize, but I get it.
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Sara Sanchez 🥥🌴
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Dear Mets fans, A while back I asked some questions about whether y'all had a real rivalry with the Braves. After having interacted with Braves fans WAY too much in the last 24 hours I finally get it. I apologize.
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