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@dwarfland

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“I have the soul of a teenage girl in the body of an elderly dope fiend.” —Hunter S, Thompson

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@dwarfland
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6 years
I was wrong I was wrong to ever doubt I can get along without I can love my fellow man But I'm damned if I'll love yours
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@je_somerton “The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.”
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@dwarfland
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@NoContextHumans Both can be true. It might not have access to your location BUT access to an API that lets it look up places close to your location (via a separate software entity that DOES know your location, of course).
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@dwarfland
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3 years
Finally we known what the third sex is:
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@UN_Women “We must dismantle stereotypes about gender”. Also, boys who like pink really are girls.
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@dwarfland
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1 year
@ask_aubry My money is on her code being better quality than his 😂. For a nine-year-old (or anyone, really) to pick up C++ like that and get anywhere... that's amazing 💪🏼.
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@dwarfland
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1 year
@TaylorAdvocate @inmyownfashion2 Wait: so they give her paperwork that she’s NOT ALLOWED to bring back home and share with you? How is that not a giant red flag *regardless* of the topic and whatever one may think of gender ideology?
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@dwarfland
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@AmazingJeston @SaeedDiCaprio They don’t. It’s a scam to make idiots pay money for nothing.
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@1966Zodiac @WallStreetSilv She didn’t become a guy, though.
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@dwarfland
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9 months
@Telegraph “but some historians believe these accounts may simply have been a Roman attempt at character assassination.” Isn’t it ironic, don’t you think?
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@dwarfland
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1 year
@leakylike @StaySafeWarlock Heck anyone, even a woman, lingering in a public rest room “for hours” should be suspicious?
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@dwarfland
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2 years
@Telegraph Because using “egg-producing” vs “sperm-producing” is so much less binary that having actual words for those two types of people 😂🙈
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@dwarfland
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@levelsio @atlantis__labs @JovKuz @sebby_builds Hence “abuse” as the cafe is also not made to to provide you an office space for free.
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@dwarfland
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1 year
@WhiteCulture__ @ihatelor @CmrdChairwoman @GlobeFarrah Okay, what recent and actual deep and profound movie have you last enjoyed? The latest Marvel flick? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@dwarfland
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2 years
@andrewmweisse @seerutkchawla I take “things that definitely did not happen” for $200, Alex.
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@dwarfland
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2 years
This women wins the internet, not just for today.
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At a debate over "trans women" at UC Berkeley, a molecular geneticist said: "Women have internalized misogyny to the point where the man's comfort takes precedence over the woman's safety. This is the most insane thing that has happened in my life, that women are a feeling now."
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@dwarfland
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@Komaniecki_R Wait… parenting involves doing things that aren’t fun? Huge, if true.
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@dwarfland
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2 months
@_TikiTorture @levelsio @atlantis__labs @JovKuz @sebby_builds Are they? How much, over the time of their stay, compared to the average cafe visitor who comes in *to* drink a coffee and have a cake and leaves after? Any given seat in a restaurant has to make a certain amount of revenue per day/hour/whatever, for the place to be profitable.
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@dwarfland
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9 months
@michaelshermer “Look, I know I stole your house, alright? But I’ve offered that you can stay in the doghouse in the back next to the compost, several times over the years - why aren’t you happy with this? 🤷🏼‍♀️”
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@dwarfland
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10 months
@Farid_0v @MsKellyMHayes Always remember that “made an effort to” is code for “spectacularly failed to” 🙃
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10 months
@ballsimpsons @mhdksafa Ah. All fine then! Go touch grass.
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10 months
@7bigjohn @CensoredMen Only if you’re human.
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@dwarfland
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1 year
@DaltonReport This is vile.
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@dwarfland
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1 year
@Eve6 Yes, I remember being surprised how my phone force-installed Twitter, opened the tweet with the video and made me watch the whole 90 minutes of it. Damn you, @MattWalshBlog & @elonmusk .
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@chicatrixy @OliLondonTV Yup. “All cops are bastards”, and “abolish prisons”, but call the police and have them lock people up for misgendering. No contradictions detected.
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@dwarfland
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10 months
@Gingervitis44 @reddit_lies The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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@dwarfland
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1 year
Watching this is heartbreaking. Everyone, and I really mean *everyone* who is complicit in promoting, supporting, encouraging or even just tolerating this ghastly ideology deserves our deepest contempt and belongs in prison, or worse. Sorry, not sorry.
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Another brave young person speaking up about detransition Brian was put on blockers, then oestrogen, before he had a ‘vaginoplasty’ at 18 It is so awful this is being done to children I’m sorry I had to split the video into 2 to upload Source: Transition Justice on tiktok
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@dwarfland
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2 years
@noahmichelson Except transwomen *are* not women. They are men. If the literal truth is transphobic to you, that sounds like a you problem.
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@dwarfland
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1 year
@glumirror Easy. Have him set $2000 aside for the prostitutes as he wishes, and the remaining $13000 of his half for the divorce. Win/win?
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@dwarfland
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1 year
@ChanLPfa @tdsb So two “open” categories, then?
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1 year
@Sargon_of_Akkad The horror of not having to drive every day to live your life! What will they think of next!?
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@dwarfland
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10 years
This playground should illustrate why the immutability behavior of #Swift is *terrible*: http://t.co/PJCvfy5Rdx
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@dwarfland
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@camhigby USA, obviously? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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1 year
@low7ski @NoContextHumans Did you even read my tweet? If your mom knows where you are, and I have your moms phone number, I can call her and ask her if there’s a McDonald’s in your area. Doesn’t mean “I know where you are” or that your mom would tell me your address, if I asked.
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@dwarfland
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5 years
@aniobrien @ewarren i don’t really identify with mt height and weight. can i get those Xed out on my ID as well, please?
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10 months
@clonkei @HarleyShah Did you forget the thousands killed by Israel before? Seriously, it’s like you people think Israel and Palestinians have been just their peaceful lives as neighbors for 70 years when all of a sudden and out of the blue Hamas decided to attack, because they got bored… Also,
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@dwarfland
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@acluct Way to mislead and build a straw man. “trans girls and women belong in sports”. Who can *possibly* argue with that and not be a bigot, right? Of course they do. Where they don’t belong though is in WOMEN’s sport...
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@dwarfland
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9 months
@Halle2017 @mhdksafa @mysticaltech No, you misunderstood. He does *not* support Israel!
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@dwarfland
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2 years
We finally have the official list of the three genders.
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@dwarfland
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4 years
@MaxConroy4 @ahf264 @JonesLloyd93 @AlexBoyd @jk_rowling “more trans people are killed per year then women”. That has got to take the cake as the single most stupid thing that was said on the internet this decade.
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@dwarfland
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10 months
@bethanyshondark Cool. Now do “Gaza” and “the last three weeks”
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1 year
@amnesty What are “non-binary rights”? Serious question.
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@TransHomophobes Someone needs a visit from the Feds.
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1 year
@PinkNews Maybe because men aren’t female?
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1 year
@ask_aubry “Facts” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.
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1 year
@guardiannews “Males banned from female-only sports. News at 11.”
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1 year
@kelly_cadigan @LeoStaley Im not trying to be insensitive here but: that is kind of a problem you created for yourself. You’re a man, and you purposely and consciously *made* yourself unsafe in men’s spaces. That is sad that this is the case, and a problem that men amongst ourselves have to sort our – but
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@robhughesyyc @PicturesFoIder Old man screaming at cloud.
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@JohannaTC Fwiw I saw James Marriott saying the same about his, a couple days back.
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1 year
@PopCrave Lots extra words una sentence that Can en boiled down to “I want to be celebrated” ME ME ME ME ME.
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1 year
@claire88424030 Is “it will never be me” along the same lines as asking for a friend”?
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1 year
@CloudyOne @yoga_doll @downbadcomment @PicturesFoIder Also, it’s the only way where you’re holding it the right way immediately and don’t need to juggle it around in your hand to use.
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@lporiginalg Where by “homophobic and transphobic” they mean just “transphobic”, and by “transphobic” they mean not believing in gender religion.
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@LosTexasDiablo @PopCrave Another gem from the “just be kind” crowd.
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@TheMoominmama So a man, then, huh? News at 11?
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@EdKrassen @grimsr3ap3r79 I’m sure the KKK doesn’t consider “n*gg*r” offensive, either. Who decides these things? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@binaryg0d @uraijit @NoContextHumans This is the dumbest tweet in this entire thread. Have you ever architected a software system with more then 10 lines of code?
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@dwarfland
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5 years
“Here’s a tip for male-to-female trans-people and their lefty male allies: if you find yourself insulting a woman because she describes herself as a woman, you’ve lost the plot, and you’ve lost the right to call yourself a progressive person.”
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@dwarfland
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@steve_neg @againstgrmrs You do, if they are minors. It’s really that fucking simple.
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@dwarfland
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3 years
@BlanchardPhD It should matter exactly diddly squat whether MTFs have “interest” in being in the men’s loo, or not. Not being “interested” in being in the proper space does not give you access to spaces you don’t belong.
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@thejdlr @shoe0nhead Some things objectively are though. Or should be.
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@DrLoupis “to price … out of reach for ordinary people”. When you say the quiet part out loud.
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@AZGrizFan @mhdksafa Literally every other country on this planet 🙈
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@socrafella @sesamestreet What do Intersex/DSD conditions have to do with pride?
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@KoenSwinkels @Jonathan_K_Cook Two things can be bad at the same time.
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@ww_faizullah @freedomahaa Brown people don’t matter as much.
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4 years
@grahamjsutton @FondOfBeetles Time to stop calling them “LGBT orgs” and calling them what they are: “T orgs”...
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@LGBFreedom1 @HerSocialApp The funny thing is, they’ll lose the transbians too, because they too, at large, don’t want the shenis. How to destroy your business, 101.
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@MaliciousMoxie @townhallcom It always goes from: This never happens. This so rarely happens, it’s not worth talking about. We support that this happens.
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@LynneKeys3 @transwomyn Almost as if sex was, you know, an actual real thing.
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@kelly_cadigan Yeah, I’m sure mostly TERFs are TERFs because they are jealous that men are better women than actual women. Checks out. 🙈
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@sylverkara Whats the ‘middle ground’ you want to find, between “men are women” and “men are not women”?
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@ask_aubry He *hates* his job, but would rather go back to work. 🤔
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@TheCatFromMars @ask_aubry 20 years seems highly optimistic (or pessimistic, depending on your point of view…)
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@FrereParabellum @Slatzism Here’s a gold star for you. 🌟
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@VetNurseVibes @Always All the obvious issues with this complaint aside: what the hell is wrong with “strong like a girl” being a valid message for a boy? *like* being the key word, here. FFS. Boys can be strong like girls, if they try. 🖕🏼
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@SoniaGallegoAJE So Jeffrey is a "well-respected and loved leader of the transgender community" now? Wow. Wow.
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@ejrosetta Transwomen are men, though.
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@JoeWalt78470830 @HarryNicholas_ It signals your devoted compliance with the cult.
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@josephjames94 “You sometimes can’t tell if I’m doing something wrong, so it should be fine” will always remain a weird take. “Here’s a crowded store. How are you gonna prevent 100% of shoplifting? You can’t, see,so might as well make shoplifting legal.”
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@mattxiv “most marginalized” how, exactly?
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@ask_aubry “You know, I’m a bit of a feminist, myself.”
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@ThomasWillett9 “I’m not transphobic, I just don’t accept trans women as women” 🙈 Because they aren’t. You might as well say “I’m not transphobic, I just don’t accept blue is green” And pretend *that* is sone kind of gotcha. Which it isn’t. Because blue isn’t green. Transwomen are men, by
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@SinclairJM1987 "For the reader, especially the reader who has never read a book or a newspaper, never watched any television or seen a film, Penny has all sorts of revelations." 😂🙌🏼
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@doll_scarlet @JustDavidDavid If the word is so unimportant, why are transwomen and TRAs so bent out of shape about using it? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@EmilyKatze @ask_aubry Males are the threat. Males. Whether they wear lipstick or not.
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@JeffBeBrowsing @amnesty Being taken seriously is not a right. If I put on a clown costume and go to work, people will laugh at me. If I go around telling people ridiculous shit such as “the earth is flat”, “the sky is green” or “I’m neither male or female”, people will laugh at me. This is healthy and
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@Retro_Omega_ “No seriously, mom. I got it only so I can use the carpool lane!” 🤡
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@TransHomophobes Also I guess if they “turned out” to be a transwoman then you didn’t “meet a female”, did you? You met a male. So the entire premise is broken.
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@venus_iscariot @MalesInDisguise I’ve heard it said that it’s not gay if you don’t smile or make eye contact…
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@uraijit @NoContextHumans Read my other replies, I’m not gonna start back at square one just for you coming in late.
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@Audhumla3 Let’s be honest — is there anything that “cis” women are not to blame for? 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@mishtal I hearing absolute horror stories coming in from Gaza…
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@fiercedeb @FionneOrlander @NyoEi Why is “woman” the ONLY word in the English language that is not well-defined and can mean anything anyone wants it to? Why not “horse: anyone who says they are a horse”? Or “table: any piece of furniture I think should be considered a table”?
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@OliLondonTV He’s not non-binary. Nobody is.
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2 years
@qckbrnfx @maddoxrules Exactly. I’d hate if my phone came with a thing like that poking out it’s back (or a thick fluffy fixed case).
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@TungusBusko @AnaKasparian @ronin_sam @HumanistReport Cool. Then you don't get to decide how other people refer to men who think they are women (aka "transwomen") either. We'll refer to them as men, if that's alright with you.
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@AkiretaHK @thefempire50 Really the only proof needed (if any was needed, to start with) that transwomen are men, is how deeply invested creepy men like Sean here are in standing up for them, over women.
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because the six year old girl, and i quote, “plays with cars”. 🤯
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A school received training from Mermaids. Shortly afterwards, a parent received this letter from the school telling her that her mildly autistic daughter has changed sex and is now a boy
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@mishtal Quite to the contrary.
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🇵🇸 The father of famous models Bella & Gigi Hadid tells the story of how his family welcomed Jewish refugees from Germany to Palestine. Only to be kicked out of their own home by the same people they welcomed with open arms…
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