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@Bat6660 @SimoneWarner @Gabrielka_J @jeremycorbyn @POTUS As a Londoner, way too idiotic and unsavoury for me.
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@durranee
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Apparently I’m Facebook now 🤣
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@MKBHD I’m still stuck at 2015 somehow lol
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10 months
Also, the amount of unanswered messages on @facebook from people asking for support! Seriously Facebook, your customer service is a bit shite.
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Kinda hard to manage two social media’s you know.
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Yeah I think I’m losing access soon 🤣
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That’s one way to get your Facebook account deleted. 😅
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lol have they taken the page down? 🤣
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@RoyalFamily @ShelaghFogarty And May didn't meet them because of security issues? Words can't describe how embarrassed I am to call her our PM.
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10 months
Any other good thoughts to share on Facebook?
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Well I hope they don’t sack the person responsible for this mess. 😅
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10 months
Oh yeah #JusticeForDurranee please.
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4 years
Faded @MKBHD icons wallpaper, look brilliant on iPhone when screen turns on you get the faded effect.
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I shall frame those screenshots and show them to my grand kids to prove how boring I was 😂
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Funny thing, I’m still logged in as FB. But page has been taken down for other users.
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Imagine going to @facebook support and asking to reinstate my account 😅
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That’s one way to get your Facebook account deleted. 😅
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Can you guys post screenshots in the reply if you’ve taken any please?
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@ShelaghFogarty @courtbembridge @adnanelbursh @Rushdibbc It takes guts to report the misery of your own people. People you personally know, your friends, family, neighbours. This isn’t easy Shelagh! No matter what side of the war you’re on, this is exceptional reporting - at a huge personal cost.
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@Samizdat2003 @DanielFarberPhd @andrejpwalker Haha! That’d also educate him about how many people actually use libraries.
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@8de143e3e7564c6 @Glamrou What are you doing to stop this then? What have you done so far? Muslims hv as much responsibility as you.
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Ok, so they deleted all the accounts accessed from my ip. Honestly kinda happy, it’s one less thing to check but wish I had downloaded my pictures over the years. Meh, we make new memories.
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@DeeHanmation How thick are you? He made that as a project, not because he couldn't afford one. @BBCWorld
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@LurkinLeft @bbcelection "Half of the Tories opposite are not crooks." This guy is a legend!
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@BBCNewsnight @andrealeadsom @maitlis Be Patriotic aka don’t point to how shitty we have been.
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Thank you Facebook for reinstating my account 👌
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@ladbible So there's a lad who was bullied and now permanently blind in one eye and we all think it's funny? Nice!
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@Mianhaqqnawaz @HassanNisar Andhay insaan yeh 3 alag photos hein.
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@NotRenton @RobertLawry That's not a real problem apparently. His issue is with Muslims, children are just used as an excuse here.
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@ItsAllBakwas Leptups are better. You don’t need a doctor, just Google your symptoms on that and fix yourself.
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@ShelaghFogarty @courtbembridge @adnanelbursh @Rushdibbc I would love to know when and where you’ve done it. Template with personal touch is probably what’s needed to stop this madness on both sides. Simple reporting of a score of people dead or injured hasn’t done much in last 75 years.
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@RichardHaass @mehdirhasan Not sure POTUS is interested in condemning any terrorism unless it's committed by Muslims on non Muslims (read white).
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@ClaireHawkes10 @RoyalFamily @ShelaghFogarty It's not even about who we voted. It's about showing empathy. It's about letting ppl know you really can feel their pain and listen to them.
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2 years
@Kumail @mosharrafzaidi In Mosharraf’s little brain, not submitting to the GHQ is burning the republic to the ground.
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9 years
My #MuslimApartment needs cleaning.
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3 years
@DennisCricket_ 26 runs for 3 wickets 3 wickets for 6 runs Makes perfect sense since bowlers aim to taken wickets and batsmen aim to score runs. Emphasis on what the aim is.
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@MadChefBanana @facebook Amount of people asking me to post stuff about crypto and all. Nah I’m not gonna actively try to help anyone scam others.
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@TrumpNation16 @TheDailyShow A brain fucking wash!?! A man talking about his one year old daughter's "tits" is a brain fucking wash!??
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10 years
@MAslam7 Well obviously their smooth ride to work was more important than people crying for justice on the roads. @mohsankhan50 @arsched
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Also blocked on Insta and threads. Couldn’t care less about those 😅
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7 years
@guardian Not sure what you're talking about. My 5 year old has better morals.
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3 years
@hannahrosewoods And it was listed for £250,000 originally. 😐
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8 years
@ThreeUK Bumping my bill from £18 to £30 a month and take away tethering allowance. #NoThanks #makeitright
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10 months
Since everyone taking oath in Pakistan. I solemnly swear that @ImranKhanPTI never asked or encouraged me to hack Facebook or any other organisation. 😂
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@MistarEcho @LBC @MaajidNawaz Well May did say she would be the first one to use nukes. I guess that'll keep the whole world safe?
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5 years
Received this little surprise from @googlecloud . Thanks.
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10 years
@ShkhRasheed The only difference between Rana Sana'ullah and Gullu Butt is that Rana Sahb wears a suit sometimes
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@BisleyT @BeffernieBlack For a second I was like, "Woahhhh". Then I figured out how stupid I am. :/
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@MaizaHameed I wanna smoke what you're smoking...
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@DavidWigley7 @johnmcdonnellMP No, generally disagree with not knowing what you want to do and then make stuff up as you go.
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@eisfah @icarus_drowned @ChristinaLauren Of course it’s detrimental, you’d never learn how to type s.
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@OwenJones84 True Heroes! Hope their murderers get what they deserve and not get away with it by saying they're just mentally ill.
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@joshdn @MacRumors @belkin I honestly thought that was an upside down plate. 🤦
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@rickygervais We need to put Americans on a travel ban until we figure out what the hell is going on! :)
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3 years
@mehdirhasan You obviously got it wrong Mehdi. There is no shame in admitting it. Saying Israel has big connection isn’t anti-semitic.
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3 years
@NareshK53583302 @DennisCricket_ Bro, don’t accept the propaganda.
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@ClaireHawkes10 @RoyalFamily @ShelaghFogarty That's exactly why I think she's just unfit to lead a country. Might as well get a robot to do the job.
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@IainDale The image of Jeremy Corbyn that you and some other friends portrayed in the media was completely off and he has proved it.
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@rickygervais Careful, that’s the president of United States of Americka you’re mocking.
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@LBC @mrjamesob I WANT MY BIN POLICY CHANGED! To what? TO WHATEVER THE GOVT DECIDES.
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@ladbible A sheep has 28 pairs of chromosomes while humans have 23 pairs which means human can’t make sheep pregnant. #SavedAClick
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@umarcheema1 I think labelling everyone as lifafa is just pathetic. We all have a right to difference of opinion. And yes I support PTI.
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@OwenJones84 Tbf, they had to do it before Chilcot report is out.
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@JohnHarUK @Everyone My account is deleted. I guess that was the only way they could get rid of me. Pretty shitty for a Tech company tbh.
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@ialmahboob @Independent Don't go? What about those born and bred there? They have no rights to follow their beliefs??
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@TrumpNation16 A joke? What kind of man jokes about his own daughters tits and later talks about dating his own daughter. Oh yeah an incest!
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@ThatsEarth Making a photo B&W doesn't make animals Albinos.
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@NasimZehra And they send out that message from prison? When you imprison the leaders the protest becomes leaderless. Leaderless protests can go anywhere.
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@eproct1 @robertkapok @Ed_Miliband @LordBuckethead I bet @LordBuckethead has more approval ratings than Theresa May and that Orange buffoon in the Whitehouse combined.
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@grenfellsupport Some sick people here. Practically want to be in #GrenfellTower residents shoes for £5k. Happy to see own family burnt to death for a flat.
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@daisydewdrop @cheekylatte @LBC Plus she didn’t actually. Was just another phishing account.
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@yascaoimhin I, as a Muslim find it amusing that both Isis and ismophobes have similar understanding of Islam. @Rrabbit_77 @Bastardo_Verde
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@NazBalochPTI Genuinely sad to see her go, her grievances & excuses are genuine but PPP? I mean you've gotta be kidding me!
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@Independent So state, in the name of freedom dictates what a person can or can not wear. Irony and a half!
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@vic_carroll @Glamrou Yup, they say Islam and west is incompatible. You're saying the same. Amusing how you both have same understanding of Islam.
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@rey_z @sunnysingh_n6 Can totally relate to that. It's too mad that I'm a Muslim and haven't yet gone on a killing a rampage. I'm starting to doubt myself.
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Dear young people, Fuckin love you! I hope now you've seen the power you possess. Sincerely, Britain #GE2017 #britaindecides
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@Yodawgz0 @bradweideman @CNN Don’t forget the boost in battery sale.
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@MehrTarar Just heard that IK is in the meeting and @Asad_Umar and others are there making arrangements for marchers. Women are taken home
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@emmaquinn @theresa_may Principles? *googles*
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Linked here.
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@Channel4News As a Muslim, I agree with him on that.
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@vic_carroll @Glamrou That's exactly what Isis say. Are you Isis by any chance?
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@beynond @kid_smoke @BeffernieBlack If it lasts, I'll borrow a hat from Dave and eat that.
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@hassan_misfar @jasaying @MurtazaGeoNews When did the charity start and when was the flat purchased?
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@MistarEcho @LBC @MaajidNawaz Exactly what was intended lol
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8 years
@i0n1c As useful as live photos.
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8 years
@raztweets Haha once spoke to cust services as my wife, they asked if my Mrs is there. My reply, I am my Mrs! I just have masculine voice.
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10 years
@murtazasolangi Did you ask Shahbaz Sharif to apologies when he threatened to hang certain political in the middle of Lahore? @ShkhRasheed
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@BorisJohnson She's just a bullshitter, and a bad one too.
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@YPLAC @jlsearle89 Who the fuck is that? :)
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@mosharrafzaidi @Kumail In case you’ve been living under a rock, Army is well and truly involved here. Pretending otherwise isn’t gonna help anyone. TA
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