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Do you think they paused mid battle to admire the steez?
Breastplate Armor of Ferdinand I, Holy Roman Emperor, 1549.
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this one is my fav
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I'm Joel from Nigeria, this is my art 👴🏾
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My job is once again saved by an Indian dude with 10 subscribers and the worst mic I've heard in my life
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I'm a writer. Of course I don't write
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Pyramids
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Pink Matter
Super rich kids
Forrest Gump
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maybe
today is go to a museum day. qrt your art that belongs in a museum.
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Just bookmarked my own tweet because sometimes you need to remind yourself what a real one has to say
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There's so much psychotic villian energy in this pic
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Fav September doodles
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Dare I say it?
The perfect villain
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We need to stop thinking this way as a society
i feel like no one talks about the reason why american psycho is so good is because a woman directed it. i also think this is why movies like the joker don’t work. it’s like you need to see the villain from the victims perspective. men don’t truly understand whats wrong with men
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Gender essentialism discussions on here generally suck but this tweet is egregious because it's telling you haven't seen enough films to make such a bold statement. +The Joker lol
i feel like no one talks about the reason why american psycho is so good is because a woman directed it. i also think this is why movies like the joker don’t work. it’s like you need to see the villain from the victims perspective. men don’t truly understand whats wrong with men
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Bad film but it had sauce. We don't get sauce anymore. I will not elaborate
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me begging her to put her clothes back on. I am a son of God
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I'm sorry bro but you have to slowly nod your head and shed a single tear like Denzel did in Glory (1989). That's the only acceptable way to cry
My first GF got the ick when I cried after learning my childhood best friend had terminal cancer at 21
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A pic of you and 3 pics of your work 🐻
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Astrology girls would straight up run you over with a car and be like "lol whoops it's because I'm a caprisun"
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3 pieces to get to know me
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Me staring her down after the waiter says my card got declined (I put in effort)
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Lmao I had a roommate in uni whose whole thing was catching people jacking off 😭😭😭😭
My roommate has a sixth sense for when I’m jacking off and he utilizes it maliciously
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first base: sex
second base: being seen in public together
third base: revealing your gambling addiction
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My dad just said I should be able to develop a renewable fuel and sell it because I studied chemical engineering, so I'm going to be busy this week
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I said "let's use bolt it's cheaper than an Uber" and she said does it matter
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I know I'm old because I can only take dad selfies now. send me money lowkey thnx
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Bruh they wiped out the uchiha clan and sasuke went to school the next day 💀💀
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Because niggers is ice-o-lated
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This meme is hilarious but it's also highlighting toxic masculinity
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my top 20 films of the decade lol
(1/5)
20. Mommy
19. Inception
18.12 years a slave
17. The act of killing
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A FLEET OF HELICOPTERS????
HELLACOPTERS
Haha help me
Good morning
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today is go to a museum day. qrt your art that belongs in a museum.
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Walking past a primary school speaking to myself loudly and making gun gestures pointed at my head just to make sure the kids know the future is bleak
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