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Shitposts, horny on main, gym, space nerd. Paramedic🚑/RN🏥. 30something. He/him. Sometimes shark, sometimes gator. AD @premiumshark . NSFW/18+ 🔞
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See? These shorts aren’t too short, nothing that could possibly go wrong.
SFW version of a commission I got from
@Banana_da_boi
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@EveSimmns
I’m a paramedic in the ER and the amount of BoFA Dz we’ve seen as a result of cannabis use has tripled in the past year alone. Concerning.
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Gator bf will be right with you, as soon as coffee is finished.
Awesome art by
@TofuliciousArt
, love how this turned out.
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The line between bliss and punching holes in drywall is razor thin.
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@biggestjoel
Two things
1: isn’t Gus a villain? I mean it’s a show full of villains, but he’s not a “good guy”.
2: wasn’t Gus canonically gay? I remember a flashback scene where his business partner is killed by the cartel and it seems heavily implied to be more than just a business partner
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@foxnation
If I wanted the full CPAC experience I’d just huff spray paint while committing financial crimes.
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In rural Sackets Harbor, N.Y., where COVID-19 affected the local volunteer ambulance service, local high school students took the required training and picked up the slack.
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Ahhh full version done. Meet Jon, he has a thick tail and can't stop snapping pics of himself. By Tenaflux on FA.
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Who wants to cuddle on the couch and read Wikipedia articles about business fraud w me
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How come I look sexier in the reflection of my kitchen appliances than in my mirror
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Love it when Twitter can tell me if Xbox live is broken or my console is having issues a whole 30min before the Xbox live status page admits there’s an issue.
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(2/147) know what? I'm tired. I have been browsing Twitter for the past couple days, looking at the NFT landscape and economics. I have seen many people promising money for everyone, so I bought an NFT for 186k dollars. I had to take a loan, but eventually someone will buy it
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Last December I was 205lbs, just weighed in at 170. Feels good.
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Here’s 11 years difference since I couldn’t find a 2013 pic. I used to enjoy cardio a lot more.
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@RioLepidoptera
Only had to scroll for 10 seconds before I found back to back flat earther and Q anon stuff lol.
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@BoozyBadger
I feel like there are predominantly two types of very enthusiastic HOA people:
The one that would make a very good gestapo officer in another life.
The one that is not-so-discreetly treating the HOA coffers as their personal bank account.
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Some dude on Grindr wanted pics of my pits and then started talking about how sweaty and musky I must smell. Sent him a picture of my lavender scented deodorant and he blocked me.
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I didn’t call them “tits” this time so I guess I don’t get the nudity flag.
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Spicy forbidden jawbreaker
This 3.2 cm diameter Plutonium-238 oxide sphere produces 100 Watts (thermal), without any external energy input — simply as a result of radioactive decay.
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In case you were wondering where to put smooches. Similar yet with some important differences (🎨 Tenaflux & NoSwift)
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Hey no phones out in the locker room not cool
New commission from ravenouscannibal on FA
Full NSFW version over on
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Damn, after 8 years on this app all it took to push me over 1K followers was the right shirtless thirst trap pic 😳
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New from
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#nsfw
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Sfw version of my new ref sheet from Tenaflux on FA. Neckid version can be found
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Freedom is when I am never personally inconvenienced ever and I get to spend weekends yelling at minimum wage service workers.
Gotta love how america's version of freedom is just giving fucking everyone Main Character Syndrome and telling them they never have to give a shit about their fellow human beings
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Despite launching successfully on the United Launch Alliance Atlas V rocket from SLC-41, Boeing’s CST-100 Starliner is not in its planned orbit.
The spacecraft currently is in a stable configuration while flight controllers are troubleshooting.
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This has literally been the trajectory of describing my sexuality for the past decade.
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#nsfw
http://t.co/yQ2vrySGqz
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Hello I’m a Craigslist landlord here are photos of the apartment I’m renting they are very recent (2002) pls call only no texts (I will only return your call 3 months from now when you’ve already rented elsewhere and be mad at you for some reason)
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@JohnFScott
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