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#เธเธดเนเธเธ เธฑเธเธเธดเนEP10
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TLP THE SECRET OF RING
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HUNTERรHUNTER
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#GSvALN
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"if you don't like elon musk why do you use his platform"
I was here first???
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Aliens invade: "EARTHLINGS, WE HAVE KILLED YOUR LEADERS, DESTROYED YOUR ECONOMY, AND ARE HERE TO TAKE OVER YOUR GOVERNMENT"
Humans: "oh thank fucking god"
Aliens: "wait what?"
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"Combat wheelchairs are unrealistic" my guy this is a game where you can literally get so angry that you become partially immune to swords
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honestly a real big reason I love queer as a term is that way too many people treat LGBTQIA as mutually exclusive little boxes that have no overlap and as if they should have no interaction
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hot take but dunking on the looks and physical attributes of shitty people is a bad tactic and hurts people that are on your side by making them feel self conscious about their own body
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okay but hear me out
robot dragon who's scales work like this
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An anti-sex work argument I've stewed on for a while is that sex work is the "only job that leaves you feeling violated and with PTSD"
I used to be a dishwasher and it left me in crippling pain and with an intense fear of ever being forced to work a corporate job ever again
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@OrdinaryGamers
politics aren't an honorable battlefield
right wing ideas prey on fear and emotion and are actively harmful to minorities
right wing ideas should always be gated from ever getting a chance to influence people
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How to spot a bottom:
-Says "Heck"
-Keysmashing
-Cutesy fursona
-Gets flustered when you become even slightly flirty
-Shy
-Uses lots of emoji
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@jessiegender
I'm starting to think that once you reach a billion dollars your brain falls out
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dear young/exclusionist queer people, please fucking realize that you're being manipulated by the right wing into attacking other queer people
no, other queer folks aren't trying to "steal everything" from lesbians
no you're not being attacked by other queer folk
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Kojima's writing sways between "Here's a villain named skullface who made a virus that kills you for speaking english" to "Capitalism when applied to warfare causes constant pain and suffering" to "She has a parasite that makes her have to dress like sexy lady at all times"
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I have never once heard an actual argument for crypto being in games that wasn't something that you could, you know, do without crypto
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Somnophilia where the top is the one asleep and is railing the bottom on pure bodily instinct
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"if biology is maleable can you change your age?" is a question I've gotten from three transphobes who don't seem to realize that EVERYONE'S AGE IS CONSTANTLY CHANGING
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hearing
@ProZD
say "I have no blood, so I'm taking yours" is the most metal thing I've ever heard him say
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the worst thing capitalism ever did to the queer community is making us think of it as separate factions instead of a group of folks banding together to support eachother against the oppressive cishet government
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"rich people are good with money"
Elon musk impulse bought a website for 44 billion dollars because of a rumor where a trans woman was fucking his ex wife
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Draw one person wearing "Be gay do crimes" on a shirt, and next to them is their lover wearing a shirt that just says "Crimes"
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southerners saying "sweet jesus" implies the existance of umami jesus, spicy jesus, sour jesus, bitter jesus, and salty jesus
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do christians not realize how fucking sexy demons are
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yall should be immediately suspicious of any policy or moderation that tries to vastly hide NSFW across a platform "in the name of protecting kids"
because
-It's almost always actually to appease corporate interests who hate sex
-it almost always paints queer people as NSFW
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@CloudCuckooCoun
writers room with zero autistic or trans people: "So autistic and trans people wouldn't get along right?"
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Also it takes 6 seconds to hit a guy with a sword
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That job was so intensely miserable that it fucking broke me, I would cry and limp around the restaurant and I would get so much shit for sitting even when I had the rare moment I could wait for more dishes to happen
It wad gross and my body got calluses and scabs from it
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@DailyMail
I've flown next to a lady who took 5 pizza boxes on board and she didn't get questioned once, jetblue is just plain racist
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@nightquaker
@ELahti
@pcgamer
"me being unable to say the N word in a video game is harmful to society"
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I *was* violated and traumatized by that job, intensely so
I'd take my sex work job over that any day of the week
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I slipped on wet floors, burned myself on hot water, and I was always unable to even walk by the end of my shift
And I got paid $10/hr for it
It was truly the most miserable point in my entire life
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Now? I have a creatively fulfilling and immensely fun job where I get to set my own terms and give myself breaks if I need one
Being a sex worker is truly my favorite job, and that includes my twitch and erotica work
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Occasionally you get ex-sex worker swerfs who are super intensely into banning sex work because they personally hated their job, but, like.
If I like my job, why should I have to quit just because you hated it
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Gotta love how america's version of freedom is just giving fucking everyone Main Character Syndrome and telling them they never have to give a shit about their fellow human beings
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"Without landlords, who would own apartments hmm?"
The people living there, collectively, this is not a hard question to ask
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actually there's a lot of worse things but you know what I mean
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"It pronouns are dehumanizing"
Not everyone wants to be human
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@nightquaker
@ELahti
@pcgamer
"Please pretend me being upset about not being able to be racist in a video game has some degree of nuance to it"
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"but capitalism is"
the
world
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dying
the rich are fucking killing everyone on earth
all to get some more money
no matter how much you like capitalism it's still destroying the entire fucking world in the pursuit of profit
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They always just fucking loathed all of their clients too and treat it like the worst thing ever like, friend you just were in a job that wasn't for you
I get that you got hurt but you don't see me calling for an end to professional dishwashing
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Stop fucking attacking queer people over their identities being something you're not used to, or their identities not making sense to cishets.
I know things seem weird and hard to understand, but yall are still using the cishet mindset you were indoctrinated into
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it has been only 6 years since gay marriage was even made fully legal in the USA
we are still under large scale attack from the right wing, they try to kill us, shame us, throw us out into the streets and abandon us. They do everything they can to alienate us from society
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@halomancer1
I'm starting to think people just say "reddit" when they see something they dislike
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trans cat girls: "hehe, wouldn't it be cute and sexy if I pretended to be a kitty? meow meow hehe"
trans dog girls: "I am literally a dog, I might look like a person but no, I'm a dog, I am an actual dog"
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Person: "I love your writing"
Me internally: "please give me an exact, detailed breakdown as to why because I have trouble processing a compliment unless I full understand where it's coming from"
Me externally: "oh?"
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every queer kid really should be taught the golden rule of "If a sexuality/gender doesn't make sense to you, then you should accept it anyway" because this shit is getting really tiresome
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Leftists: prison labor is slavery
US law: prison labor is slavery
Ethics committees: prison labor is slavery
Prisoners: prison labor is slavery
Americans: "it's insulting to call it slavery!!!"
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"hey you little cumbrain why don't you come sit on your knees and worship like a good girl?"
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The reason "politics is getting polarizing" is because we're all being shown the failures of capitalism and authority and the only possible responses are to accept the horrors of the world or violently lie to yourself to make life seem easier
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"communism is when no food"
*Looks over at the millions of starving people under capitalism*
"No no, you see, those people with no food deserve it"
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Doomguy says trans rights, Geralt says trans rights, DK says trans rights, Snake says trans rights, Wesker says trans rights
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people in marketing are like "when an ad happens during a video you like, you begin to like the product by association"
no it fucking doesn't, it annoys the shit out of me and makes me never want to buy your product again
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the idea of sex work being bad because "you wouldn't consent if you weren't getting money" is so ridiculous
that's how a *job* works
are you telling me you would stand up at a restaurant flipping paddies in a cramped hot kitchen all day just for fun???
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"you're telling me an egg fried this rice?"
*cuts to the chef*
"I wish I was trans, that way I could be a girl"
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also if your argument is "we should ban sex work because of human trafficking" then you'd better have the same opinion about farms
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congrats weird reactionaries I have a new term to call subs
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literally like every argument people have against sex work is just a problem capitalism creates
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Even if you don't like rioting, RIOTING GETS RESULTS
Seriously, it's probably one of the most effective ways to get your demands heard, because otherwise those in charge will just ignore you since they don't have a good reason to listen
Rioting is a good reason to listen
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apparently the "small" dick option in cyberpunk is still above average so it's good to know that CDProjekt Red are massive cowards
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tonight you have sex with the last thing you killed/defeated in a video game
how does the sex go
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Americans: "if there is tyrrany, I will bring my arms and fight them"
Tyrrany: *happens*
Americans: "m-maybe we can vote this out?"
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"So people should just get housing for free?" Yeah
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