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@duck_dad

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@duck_dad
jesse
7 months
I went on Dave Zirin's show @EdgeofSports on @TheRealNews to talk about standing in solidarity with Palestine at the Olympic trials, the call for the IOC to ban Israel, and encouraging more athletes to speak up. Full interview here
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jesse
9 months
It was an honor to run at the Olympic trials, and an even greater honor to organize with other athletes to stand with Palestine in the race that represents the highest level of American marathoning
@DefectorMedia
Defector
9 months
How four marathoners organized a ceasefire protest from across the country:
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
@matcha_chai are feds exempt from miranda rights? they just took this person into custody in complete silence
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@duck_dad
jesse
3 years
never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or a Ukrainian soldier what that interesting looking patch means
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@duck_dad
jesse
3 months
rodent (chipmunk vs. rat)
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ali
3 months
midwestern (ohio vs. indiana) ivy educated (yale vs. harvard) military background (marine vs. navy) short (5' 7" vs. 5' 8")
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@duck_dad
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9 months
Just as apartheid South Africa was barred from the Olympics, and as Russian representation is currently barred, apartheid, genocidal Israel should be barred from the 2024 Olympics
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jesse
4 years
@Suribot this thing is so horny
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@duck_dad
jesse
9 months
Shout out to my guys Nadir, @AidanReed45 , and Julian. Great dudes, great athletes, I'm proud to know them
@oliviakatbi
Olivia Katbi 🌹
9 months
The athletes were: Nadir Yusuf, Aidan Reed, Julian Heninger, and Jesse Joseph
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@duck_dad
jesse
9 months
I talked about the power that sport has to foster mutual respect through healthy competition, and that's what the Olympics supposedly represent. But it's impossible to do that while ignoring the real violence being committed by nations against helpless people
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jesse
2 months
Beyond embarrassing. We’re 11 months into an unmitigated slaughter with approaching 10% of the population estimated killed. “Ceasefire” doesn’t mean shit at this point. Arms embargo is a MINIMUM
@hamiltonnolan
Hamilton Nolan
2 months
AOC saying of Harris “she’s working tirelessly to secure a ceasefire in Gaza” is the only mention Gaza gets at this DNC. Sad.
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@duck_dad
jesse
7 months
folks: meet the duck daughter
@oliviakatbi
Olivia Katbi 🌹
7 months
Gave birth last night. It was hard and she’s perfect
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@duck_dad
jesse
1 year
this is why it was important to set a hard standard on Palestine for DSA endorsements. because as soon as things get difficult for those candidates and elected and DSA needs to affirm that we stand against apartheid Israeli violence, they will dramatically abandon ship
@centristmarxist
Parker 🍻📘
1 year
The insane pressure on dsa electeds to bend their back and renounce the organization for its anti apartheid stance is why we need to prepare everyone we send in with the idea they are operating “in the enemy camp” and to act accordingly
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@duck_dad
jesse
6 years
@tcarmody303 @Bibliobabble @VR0NLINE you should look into the demands of the @UTLAnow strike then. many of their schools have neither on full time. counselor to student ratios are 1:900.
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@duck_dad
jesse
6 years
@realSeaBastion @nikhil_palsingh I think that's because basic human needs like food and shelter are inherently uncommodifiable on the market. Even by capitalist logic, people can't make a "rational economic choice" to skip them. It's an effective monopoly by the owning class.
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@duck_dad
jesse
9 months
she didn't say here but she ran 2:54 - catch her at the trials in 2028 👀
@oliviakatbi
Olivia Katbi 🌹
9 months
Since people seem to love this here is the video of @duck_dad hugging me when he qualified for the trials, and saying “I need to hug my wife!” I’m saying “you ran 2:16??? Holy shit!!” (I had also just run the marathon and he obviously finished before me)
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@duck_dad
jesse
2 years
something that stuck with me from that video is the incredible bravery of the pallbearers not letting the casket drop as they're being actively beaten by the IDF. imagine being so used to repression that you're able to handle that
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
@reclaim_sf @veeveeveeveevee oh my god the fucking thin blue line masks
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@duck_dad
jesse
3 years
running the LA marathon can I get a he'll yeah
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jesse
1 year
I'm going to go insane watching polite retractions from major media outlets days after they report crazy made up shit in service of whipping up genocide frenzy
@Lowkey0nline
Lowkey
1 year
The BBC admits that it misled the public about pro-Palestinian demonstrations in the UK.
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jesse
3 years
lol I came in 5th 👍🏾
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@duck_dad
jesse
5 years
we're all pissed off but let's not forget that the democratic party is actually a bad and untenable coalition in the long term and as the left grows we need to outgrow it. that's not happening rn, obv. but keep it in mind.
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@duck_dad
jesse
7 years
i love crime thank you @bransonreese
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@duck_dad
jesse
6 years
@D0GGEAUX 2rd is pronounced "turd"
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@duck_dad
jesse
8 months
breaking news: an agency that employs 30,000 has a server room in the basement
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@duck_dad
jesse
1 year
on the hikari shinkansen from Kyoto to Tokyo. we're going 200mph. It's extremely spacious and comfortable, it runs every half hour. It stops at several minor cities with ~3 minutes of dwell time, basically negligible. this is a million times better than flying
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@duck_dad
jesse
1 year
@VERBAL_CHANCLA @sam_d_1995 do you know how many people are killed and injured in car crashes every day? I swear people are so wilfully terrified of the people around them and not the actual statistically more common dangers
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@duck_dad
jesse
5 years
i have two fairly distinct groups of friends: good-natured sports bros and communists
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@duck_dad
jesse
3 years
hot girls are always like "I'm thinkin Arby's !"
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
a lot of people say the words "systemic" or "institutional" in front of racism but their only conception of what those words mean is "widespread", not like fundamental to and inseparable from the systems they're talking about
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@duck_dad
jesse
2 years
I love when I walk into a room and my beautiful clunky cat comes charging in after me. she goes stomp stomp stomp stomp stomp and then she rolls around on the floor
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@duck_dad
jesse
6 months
this might be the most masculine I've ever felt
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@duck_dad
jesse
5 years
@KeeangaYamahtta this isn't a bailout! it's just trading cash for assets, which have to be traded back in the near future
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jesse
3 years
@nilbergind @muenzenberg_w looks like the god emperor Leto II
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@duck_dad
jesse
5 years
@mtsw @PostCultRev you dorks this is not how it works, all this means is that the Fed is trading assets for cash, and the banks have to trade it back in the near future. it's not a direct giveaway
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jesse
4 years
meet our large and regal child
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jesse
3 years
@inafutureage i think there's a very fundamental issue that modern capitalist cities aren't really made for living. they're warehouses of real estate capital. so even "liberal" city administrations prioritize stable property value appreciation (enforced through exclusion) above all else
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jesse
6 years
@NOTVIKING @D0GGEAUX all i can see is this but i could already tell what this was gonna be just from 877
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
one of the things that the left is gonna have to come to terms with real soon is that nonprofits are a product of capitalism, not an antidote to it
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@duck_dad
jesse
5 years
rent forgiveness, not deferral @tedwheeler @dkafoury @OregonGovBrown money doesn't just show up to backpay rent. all you're doing is temporarily pausing a financial crisis by making several months rent due all at once in the future vs spread out right now
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@duck_dad
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9 months
that shit horted
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
i bet ted's gonna move to the suburbs like all the other cops
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@duck_dad
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5 years
i got accepted into school at PSU!!!!!
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
cops hiring a non-union contractor to board up their union hall tells you everything you need to know about cops place in the labor movement
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@duck_dad
jesse
11 months
great article in which the WW sets up a pointless adversarial relationship between two different free preschool providers with the tacit assumption that you'll agree that the one that will have universal coverage by 2030 is bad, for some reason
@wweek
Willamette Week
11 months
Multnomah County’s Preschool for All program requires its providers to pay teachers between $19.91 and $37 an hour… quite a bit more than the average Oregon child care worker, who makes $13.39/hour.
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11 months
@MarkZlochin @dylanotes @mehdirhasan @POTUS @Jerusalem_Post @GilaGamliel is it "voluntary" if every building in the place they lived has been bombed to rubble
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jesse
4 months
it's crazy that they haven't come up with a more formal, better made tin foil hat. something that doesn't look like shit
@stepheniscowboy
in the gran stephen things
4 months
instagram reels has taken me to places no human mind should ever be
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jesse
1 year
when I called our reps and senators I could barely get the words out. getting ready to raise our child has made me see the entire world differently. thinking about the babies who are killed, or made into refugees, or, at best, born into occupation is agonizing
@oliviakatbi
Olivia Katbi 🌹
1 year
I can’t stop crying. I have long cared about Palestine, but I’m feeling everything so much more deeply now that I’m about to become a mother. Our babies deserve to live in freedom.
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@duck_dad
jesse
5 years
@YGalanter @realDonaldTrump hahahah this is the thing you picked? speaking in sentences? the thing that joe biden is notoriously unable to do?
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jesse
3 years
@CHERRYH3AVEN
𝓬.𝓱.
3 years
Imagine being here with the love of your life
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
PSU just sent an email that a noose was found on campus this morning.
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@duck_dad
jesse
3 months
Tomorrow at noon from @haymarketbooks @oliviakatbi hosts Palestinian Olympian Hanna Barakat, author @JulesBoykoff and me discussing the call to ban Israel from the Olympics over its genocidal war in Gaza. The IOC has sanctioned Russia - why not Israel?
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@duck_dad
jesse
3 years
you're making tbis about something else.Sometimes you and your guys just have a goal and you gotta get it done
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
"CDC confirms that double-masking significantly helps prevent the spread of COVID-19" oh yeah what about indoor dining at restaurants, what effect does that have
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jesse
4 years
I WILL LITERALLY RUN TO YOUR HOUSE WITH A SIGNATURE SHEET PLEASE
@UPNOW2020
Universal Preschool NOW
4 years
Okay. We know we have been saying this a lot but...it's time to sign. It's five-days-til-deadline, no-time-like-the-present, 110% Time. To. Sign. The deadline to sign is THIS Sunday, July 5 at 5pm.
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jesse
3 months
I really wanna encourage athletes to attend this. I know a lot of you out there see this injustice but are afraid or unsure of how to speak out. One of the primary goals of this panel is to give you all the tools and confidence you need to take a stand.
@duck_dad
jesse
3 months
Tomorrow at noon from @haymarketbooks @oliviakatbi hosts Palestinian Olympian Hanna Barakat, author @JulesBoykoff and me discussing the call to ban Israel from the Olympics over its genocidal war in Gaza. The IOC has sanctioned Russia - why not Israel?
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jesse
3 months
@vinn_ayy Vinay Thomas my Malayali brother, beautiful Kerala is calling
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jesse
4 years
sorry i'm gonna be like 90% catposting for a little while. currently in the honeymoon phase of cat parenting
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@duck_dad
jesse
3 years
lots of people are rightfully furious about this and might be even more furious if they knew how ridiculously targeted this rule was created to be in order to strip Caster Semenya of the ability to compete. this rule was created within the last few years.
@AfricaFactsZone
Africa Facts Zone
3 years
Namibia's Christine Mboma and Beatrice Masilingi have been withdrawn from the 400m race at the Olympics by World Athletics. They are said to not be eligible for female classification. The same rules are affecting Caster Semenya, Francine Niyonsaba and Margaret Wambui.
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jesse
2 months
duck dad duck baby
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Olivia Katbi 🌹
2 months
Heart is bursting
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5 years
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jesse
2 years
what if the pace car at road races was a big electric bus instead of a cop motorcycle. I would love that
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@duck_dad
jesse
3 years
the City of Portland pays the PBA to rule 80% of Portland City Council
@mly_vwg
Emily ✨
3 years
The PBA rules 80% of Portland City Council
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jesse
5 years
cool as fuck seeing the NYT op-ed columnists comparing bernie to the "trump way of doing business" and then putting this in the first paragraph of their endorsement
@icaito
Ricardo Gutiérrez | Anti-Genocide Era
5 years
If after tonight's display you don't think the @NYTimes is out of touch, check out this racist gem in their endorsement write-up: "Basket-case governments in several nations south of the Rio Grande have sent a historic flood of migrants to our southern border." #TheWeeklyNYT
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@duck_dad
jesse
10 years
@FactsOfSchool @J_Rain26 joe honestly do you think this is real? do you think people take "opposite tests" in school?
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
pretzels update
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@duck_dad
jesse
5 years
last year, 1.25 million people in kerala were displaced from their homes because there was twice as much rain during monsoon as usual. climate crisis is already happening.
@aditivarshneya
aditi 🥀
5 years
Swaths of India are becoming literally unlivable bc of heat, climate change is destabilizing monsoons that provide cooling relief in the summer, it’s amplifying electricity + water shortages, crops are dying and farmers are killing themselves. We’re a country of 1.37 BILLION.
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5 years
oh shit i played like 2 hours of basketball yesterday and i am so sore. how is it possible for me to be this frail and weak. i hate lateral motion, i am only physically capable of running in a straight line
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jesse
3 years
i ran a 5K PB for the first time in a couple years 🙂
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jesse
5 years
@ILOVEMYASH @MurphDugan @RentStrike2020 @krystinafoxie yeah, this is the point. nobody is helping us and you're shaking people down for money in the middle of a crisis
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4 years
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4 years
SUNBEAR IS COMING HOME
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3 years
me and all the boys pounding on the table going PISS PISS PISS PISS
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jesse
2 years
Im going hot dog mode
@oliviakatbi
Olivia Katbi 🌹
2 years
Repping @ERAtenants and @PortlandDSA at the same time is what @duck_dad calls “condiment core”
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jesse
4 years
i just wanna have 4 beers with my comrades at the neighborhood bar and then walk home and eat a half loaf of bread
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jesse
2 months
Democrats and Republicans, all eagerly supporting a genocide
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@duck_dad
jesse
4 years
ditched my beard for the first time in 3 years because of the news about neck gaiters. i kept the mustache and now i look like brown Luigi
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jesse
3 years
@OKftl @AndrewDessler you still have to shed excess heat your body creates. can't speak for acclimation to heat alone, but re: exertion - well trained athletes actually sweat earlier than other people, because it allows their bodies to regulate temperature more efficiently
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jesse
4 years
getting a cat tomorrow : )
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3 months
@notsyllytyler love "voting" via poll on a forum post. definitely a way to build a democratic mandate
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jesse
5 years
i ran 66:25 for a half marathon this weekend and i am very proud of it!!!
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jesse
1 year
the paramedics in the (free!) ambulance were like "are you sure you want to go to the hospital, if they treat you it could be very expensive" "how expensive?" "maybe several 10,000 yen". 10k yen is $70
@oliviakatbi
Olivia Katbi 🌹
1 year
I showed this tweet to my husband while we were on our way to Japan last week. Then, the day after we arrived, I had a health scare (I’m fine) and rode in an ambulance to the ER where I had to get imaging. Total with no insurance was $300
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jesse
2 months
what does it mean when you say you’re “calling for a ceasefire” but you hold the executive branch and you keep sending bombs to kill this beautiful baby and so many more like him. how can you look at yourself, or at your children, without seeing his face?
@AbujomaaGaza
Motasem A Dalloul
2 months
I miss you too much my little baby.. My youngest son Abu Baker who was killed by Israeli occupation on 28 March along with his mother —my beloved wife..
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jesse
2 years
you can walk, you can run, you can hustle however you please, just come enjoy a pancake and help us get legal representation for tenants facing eviction on the ballot!
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9 months
we love to brush our teeth 🙂
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4 years
@matcha_chai buncha people furious in the replies with answers that could have just been "since the patriot act, pretty much yes". not that the miranda bit really means anything, i just thought this was weirdly silent and calm
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9 months
@JuniorMinton @oliviakatbi do you have more than that
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2 years
@oliviakatbi we gotta stop blaming COVID for crappy service
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7 months
labor and delivery nurses are so nice, honest to god I'm gonna start going out on the front porch and clapping every day
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3 years
Joyless Communist Forgets Own Birthday Until Night Before
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5 years
@logophobe why is it full of liquid. that is so uncrisp
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jesse
9 months
here I am in beautiful Orlando Florida. it's 9:40 AM. I hear someone blasting "Temperature" by Sean Paul in the distance, I assume it's like this all the time
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jesse
1 year
@zillowgonewild This looks like a Mario Kart course
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jesse
2 months
Why is the Israeli team allowed in FIFA competitions when Israel has: 1. murdered Palestinian athletes 2. used Palestinian athletic facilities as detention centers 3. allows teams from illegal settlements into IFA? @FIFAcom @MotsepeFoundtn @VicMontagliani @agdws @OFCfootball
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jesse
3 years
this is a 🚫DSA🙅🏾‍♂️convention🚫free🙅🏾‍♂️zone🚫 here we only post about "what's the best condiment" and things of that nature. it's vegan mayonnaise for the record
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jesse
2 years
Laying out what a lot of people pointed out during the downtown clean and safe contract renewal last year - Portland's most powerful business lobbying group basically embezzles most of it's funding for lobbying activities from a public contract
@ashleyhenrypdx
Ashley Henry
2 years
Writing this is risky personally and professionally, but it’s imperative for me to share what I learned about how things really work here. If Portland’s going to get better, we must grapple with the city’s underlying dysfunction.
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1 year
is there any category of person with a stronger average ratio of "highly educated, well-respected and considered intelligent" to "susceptible to falling for the first crackpot cult leader they come across" than software engineers?
He didn’t just want to build a company. He wanted to build a machine - a growing sphere of influence that could break past the walls of that little office in Berkeley and wash over the world as a force for good. Not just a company, but a monument to effective altruism. (16/25)
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4 months
@Predamame that's pretty good, especially for a man his age
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jesse
5 years
i am tired of going to college to get more knowledge, i would like to go to jupiter to get more stupider
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