Daniel
@dth
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I place ones and zeros in beautiful patterns. Part-time dragon tamer. Interested in all things web, information security, and frivolous words. 0x
Stockholm, Sweden
Joined May 2008
RT @sixfootcandy: I enjoy holding the door open for people who are far away so they feel like they have to run a little.
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RT @beastsofyore: From 1863 the London Underground used the large Talpidae family of mole to transport people around the city. Although the…
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RT @clichedout: flight attendant: is there a doctor on board me: i have a PhD in math flight attendant: this man is dying me: minus one
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RT @Chhapiness: I used to be the coolest kid in the 90s with a Windows 3.1 desktop. Now I have people on the train telling me that my phone…
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RT @StephenBaeFleek: I just ate a kid's meal at McDonald's. His mom tried to stop me but I'm too fast
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RT @sixfootcandy: Establish dominance at your wedding by saying “You’ll do” instead of “I do.”
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RT @Scorpio1080: Back in my day, it was a game of dodge ball where you found out who didn't like you.
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RT @_hood_mona_lisa: How many eggs do I need to dye this weekend to be absolved from my sins/war crimes
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