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Australian Hero | Fulltime Podcaster @Tellthatauntie | Ex lifetime President @Couchwarriors | Best Hero Aus | 日本語ダメ | Eternally 16th on PR
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"mogul moves" I mutter as I clean the cumstained bedsheets for $8 an hour
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With every fibre of my body I will make sure Aus smash stays a safe space for people.
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Me: Hey americans, you should have tighter gun laws, after the port arthur massacre in 1996 we tightened gun control and death by guns have dropped significantly
Some american with 2 followers: BRO!... You guys let a K rool win your tournament 😂😂😔. Pepehands
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Due to substantiated claims of predatory behaviour dating back to 2015, Smesty is permanently banned from all CouchWarriors events
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Dear EU/AUS/Non Yank smash players, instead of saying "god thank christ we aren't american!" We should probably be looking inward at our community and making sure this shit isn't going on in our own backyard
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Actually feel bad for ben gold. His crowning achievement in smash has been taken by yanks and used as a way to mock our community. Regardless of what a bunch of dorks from the us feel I will never forget bam11's top 8
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Havent really tweeted abt it since i didnt want to jinx it, but since my surgery I've been able to eat food without any pain for the first time since I was a teenager, and i feel very blessed about it
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Mum woke up, I called her and talked to her, Ive been crying non stop, thank you all for the support. I cannot tell you all how much it meant
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I thought this was the kiss cam and went to kiss ben
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I was gonna do this regardless of extra drama but i'm stepping down as smash TO for melb. Gonna be more of a background boy making shit work in the shadows. Love yall
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This morning my mum went into cardiac arrest and stopped breathing. Luckily I heard her fall and started cpr. Shes in the ICU right now in an induced coma. Please pray for my family, we cant lose her.
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Today the Australian Smash Senate will be introducing bans on Americans from entering any Australian tournaments.
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This has to be the most evil artifact in existance
#Strictly
goes to Springfield for the Simpsons routine we never knew we needed. 🤩 🍩
@MaxGeorge
@dbuzz6589
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Whoevers signed up to bam as "Fire in the venue" I'm dqing you as soon as pools starts
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I'm sure this doesnt need repeating but harrassment and transphobia has no place in the Australian smash community. Because of recent events the team at CouchWarriors has decided to ban HBTV from all events for the forseeable future.
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Smoking that zaza with the furry community. i love y'all
- Lil B
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Charmaine and i split up today and ive never felt more broken and hollow feels like im half a person
The person ive been with for five years my closest friend and the one person i felt like i could always talk to is gone and i just feel so empty
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"Isnt it crazy that your body knows when youre angry but you dont"
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Holy shit LMAO
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Ive never been sadder in my life but im happy in a way, i remember why i love this community ive had over 100 people message me making sure im okay. I love you all so much
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Bringing back when coggs spent his last $14 on eggs on toast and he knocked it over onto the ground
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I think we should be really aware that abusers know we're generally a pretty left leaning community and will adopt leftist talking points and syntax to mask their abuse. Do not look past stuff because they're 'an ally'
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Also if you've experienced anything with another smash player in aus and need to talk to someone about it please talk to me, I'm always happy to discuss and see what we can do. If you aren't comfortable talking to me please contact your senate rep
Dear EU/AUS/Non Yank smash players, instead of saying "god thank christ we aren't american!" We should probably be looking inward at our community and making sure this shit isn't going on in our own backyard
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If u play a new player pls have a chat with them it can rlly make a world of difference
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@AusSmashSenate
STOP !!!
This is a no americans posting zone.
If you are american and thinking of posting a reply, please return to your timeline
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I got work placement at a hostel in japan!!! Super excited ill be there from January till May
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The australian government has sent me to the "hospital" because I would not be quiet when they wanted me too. China IS developing a sadhour funko pop. Follow the information where it takes you. I am not suicidal if I "commit suicide" just know that turnbull sleepercells got to me
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Just got the call from Dermatologist saying I can start using dupilumab and Infliximab at the same time in 3 weeks, literally broke down crying after the call. Feels like a 3 year nightmare is coming to a close
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Getting dumped was soul crushing but on the upside im not dating someone who likes imagine dragons anymore which is defs a w in my book
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@LittleZ_SSB
And just to clarify I’m so definitely NOT a dickhead. In fact I’d consider myself one of the most humble and kind Top players. But not because I’m so nice most of the time, doesn’t mean I’m not gonna defend myself when people start picking on me or bothering me.
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Anyway I'm really emotionally drained, I think I'm gonna log off for a bit. What I've had to deal with is probably not even 1/1000 of what the victims have gone through but I still feel incredibly drained having to make the decision and constantly weighing up options and
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Me (smart, nubile, 8 foot vertical leap): I think jdizzle has top 20 pgr potential
Guy whos last 5 watched videos are pokimane thicc compilations: umm.. arent yall the guys that let a krool win your major? 🤣 🤣🤣
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I cannot put in to words how gutwrenchingly painful this announcement is. So many people have flown in to america to compete, spent the whole year racking up points for a chance at the big stage, and theyve gone and ruined it all. Absolutely infuriating.
The upcoming Smash World Tour Championships and the entirety of the 2023 Smash World Tour must be cancelled.
Full Story:
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Got a call from my gastro, looks like im going to have to remove the entire right side of my colon and my bowels. Sorta like have come to terms with this fact since I was young but having it set in stone within next 12 weeks is really scary.
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If i had a daughter i would simply never let her interact with smashers
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Sadly, Mr. R isn't able to make it to BAM9 this year.
Who Else should we bring?
Please RT for awareness!
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NSW police are the most vile group of people i have ever had the displeasure of interacting with
@saronneyyy
Today in Sydney Australia. A 16 year old Aboriginal boy slammed to the ground.
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Deez is banned from any vic smash ultimate events I am involved with
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Yeah so pretty much came to the conclusion im not about ultimate. Not TOing or playing the game. Might see me at stay smashed but thats probs it.
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For the ulti kids who never knew
Congratulations to
@Pudge_Aus
for winning evo Japan, idk how he did it, but watch out for him at bam 10 the Jon bombo saga
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When my little brother gets stuck in a video game he doesnt look up walkthroughs, he comes and asks me in person, the same thing hes done since he was about 6 and I was 10. It might seem silly but its something i cherish a lot
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So, Today I’ve taken over as President of
@CouchWarriors
I’m extremely excited to work with the rest of the crew and the FGC in all of Australia to push the FGC to its absolute potential.
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I thought I should address this as I was the one Jet asked to look into it.
After talking to Jwai, Ben Gold and other members of the QLD smash community, I got what I think is a more full picture of the situation. 1/?
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Hey! my names Jack "drunkenrunt" Gorman, 16th on the Victorian Smash Ultimate PR, Loyal Luigi main and Free agent. I'm currently looking for a sponsor to send me to south east asia to compete in Smash Ultimate!
RT's Appreciated!
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The Dumb4Real Aus wide PR is underway. Like this tweet in the next 48 hours to be ranked by our D4R panelists and earn a spot on the first D4R AusSmash PR
(Thanks
@zenzlia
for letting us use your great artwork)
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@CONEY
Think tipman was originally called the sadcunt so theres a lot of ppl who dont know about it/are confused
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This is a huge day for people who wear the same pair of undies 4 days in a row
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Just got stopped in the dan murphys by security
“Who are you with mate? Are your parents around?”
Feelsbadman
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I'm very excited to announce, Israel's best player, and top level Ganondorf,
@adom15510
will be attending
#BAM10
in Melbourne, Australia!
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I intend to tighten up how we deal with minors in the scene in the next few days
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All these yank fuckwits saying we have no results
Bitch i won evo japan
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How it feels to have a smash 4 vet come up and tell me im actually still really good after going 0-2 at pixel losing to cuminmilk and JeepersCreepers the 11 year old steve main
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Writing my film studies thesis on "why bigwinbeer is leaving the underdogs"
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Just got a call from the hospital saying I've been approved for a new experimental drug treatment. I could cry 😭
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Very happy
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For the first time in 5 years I sometimes just feel happy for like no reason. Like ill see its a really sunny day and that'll just make me happy. Honestly forgot what that was like
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Been the most trialling 5 month of my life but I'm finally able to get my medicine. Have had a bit of a cry in the day surgery but no one was there so we're good
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Want to help your local TO but dont know how?
Interact on social media!!
press going to events!!
Comment on posts and make discussion (even if its shitty S
@S
tier memes)
Invite People to the events
Share the event
Having a strong social presence on facebook in 2015/2016
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Apparently its called ketamine! Not too sure what it does but excited none the less
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