instant noodles with two fried eggs is like a chubby girl in a sweater, if im not trying to hit that i have lost the ability to see whats beautiful in this world

@mimimimikys its an awful movie but i will never forget it for as long as i live, it was extremely important that it was made

dude that shit was awesome

@2phonebabykeane i wish this guy played melee so i could ban him

RT @boof_cart: YES !!!

was trying to boymode for a trial class at a bjj gym, everything was going great until they made us all sit down and get blood tested to check our estrogen levels

@caoimheism monkey :))

@_gaming_moment @Goodieee_ @Mast3rofFlavor1 $230 A WEEK WHO SAYS NO

had such a bad game of pinball at the arcade i unplugged the machine

for all you #realsippers out there, peach gatorade “no sugar” tastes identical to robotussian and it is disgusting

@drunkenrunt Actually I’m dumb as fuck @XavierCTurnips is right

@Emps1415 I’m with you but only because I think this is extremely funny

got to the cinema and the movie was sold out, they do not want to see me thrive and grow

uber was going off about landlords and how things were back in his home country so hard last night i wish i could have slipped him a $50 and told him to circle the block for a while when we got to mine just so i could keep listening

RT @alecrobbins: the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car…

RT @arvandsucks:

open invite to make money moves and come to the movies with your good friend clementine today