Art that's smart. Tweets that are less so, courtesy of known idiot
@grumpygreyhead
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Hello! I'm Dan, the, er, "brains" behind DPA Design and I do scribbles that I sell on prints, T-shirts, device cases and more.
I also do commissions, if you're after something a bit different.
Have a look through my wares in my shop:
@marcus_t_ward
There's a railway bridge down the road from me with a dip in the road underneath that floods at the drop of a hat. Every time, without fail, some berk, usually in an Audi or a BMW, will attempt to drive through it and end up the unwitting star of a Facebook video
The only time I want to hear anything about I'm A Celebrity is if that frog-faced yellow-fingernailed bigoted little dog-fucker gets eaten by a crocodile or something
Another drawing of a
@worksoptownfc
player: this time it's Lee Hill, heading the shit out of the ball in our 2-1 win over Staveley. Original photo by the very talented
@LewisPickersgi1
What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off
@deathofbuckley
I'm guessing it's not the same thing, but I used to get pains in me bum which turned out to be a symptom of an enormous abscess that nearly killed me. Anyway, let's keep it light
Good morning, inmates. I have a short trial for a job in an hour. It'll be the first time I've worked for ten months, and the first time I've worked somewhere new for 20 years. I am *quite* nervous
Two new drawings for your delectation.
Here's
@aaron_picko
turning out for
@Retford_FC
and
@worksoptownfc
- his mum asked for them as birthday presents. Happy birthday Picko!
Another drawing that won't mean much unless you're a fan of
@worksoptownfc
- celebrations as we wrapped up the
@NCEL
title at Albion Sports a week or so ago.
Can't believe everyone's taking the piss out the the hair of the president of Argentina when in 2019 we elected a bloke who combs his hair with a fucking balloon
We realise this sounds a bit needy, but can anyone actually see us? We know our scribbles aren't exactly da Vinci level but there's been barely any interaction with our recent posts and we were wondering if the Tesla danger has finally borked Twitter entirely. Give us a wave!
Hello!
We're DPA Design and we sell clothing, prints, device cases, mugs and more featuring designs such as the ones below.
We also do commissions, if you're after something a bit different.
Have a look through our wares in our shop:
What are the load-bearing posts of our time? Obviously 'facing god and walking backwards into hell' and 'miette' are up there. Does Ed Balls still count? PS if you can parse this you should probably log off
Hello!
We're DPA Design and we sell clothing, prints, device cases, mugs and more featuring designs such as the ones below.
We also do commissions, if you're after something a bit different.
Have a look through our wares in our shop:
This drawing was commissioned so a print of it could be a raffle prize at Retford FC's presentation night. I've just found out that they thought it was so good they auctioned it off instead! I'm properly stunned. Never thought there'd be so much interest.
New design now available!
𝙎𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙬𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙎𝙬𝙚𝙙𝙚
The gleaming 72 in Ronnie's characteristic sideways style.
Available on prints, clothing, masks, mugs, device cases and more!
Buy it here:
Browse all designs here:
I have absolutely no interest in anything Laurence Fox has to say. Please stop sticking screenshots of his stupid bastard tweets into the timeline. It is of no value to anybody
Two years ago today DPA Design was in print! This is still my proudest moment as an artist. Unfortunately it didn't lead to fame and fortune but y'know, it's still a moment
Got some money burning a hole in your pocket now you can't go down the pub or Bella Italia? Why not spend it on a drawing? I draw it and email it you. The perfect social distancing transaction. Send me a DM and I'll give you a quote.
January is always a tough month, and with the cost of living crisis it's even tougher: our sales are waaaay down. So if you could give us a share and potentially help us reach new customers, it'd be much appreciated!
Shop here:
@deathofbuckley
I remember once getting into a conversation at work about old telly and someone saying "what was it that Herman Munster was in? The Addams Family?"
Shock your followers with a fact about you:
I did work experience on a local newspaper in the nineties. One day Cynthia Payne aka Madame Cyn the keeper of brothels came in. (Kids, ask your parents about her).
Everyone I've seen posting this on Facebook was posting "can't wait for cosy nights in, big fluffy jumpers and warm fires" in July, the vacuous live laugh love seat-sniffers
What’s a still from a movie or TV show that will completely devastate anyone who has seen it, but seem completely unremarkable to anyone who hasn’t? (If you know, you know).