at last, i am a published horror writer! i adore writing horror and i'm so grateful to have a story in the latest issue of
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“the bells” follows a pair of estranged brothers who are reunited on christmas eve after a haunting…
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inside every man there are two wolves. one is a devoted defender of tom cruise and his efforts to preserve cinema. the other is a guilt-ridden realist who cannot look past cruise's unforgivable offenses. which wolf will win? it depends if a mission impossible is in theaters
i’m old enough to remember when tom cruise went on tv to publicly
mansplain postpartum depression to brooke shields. the same man who hasn’t seen his daughter in over a decade because the cult he helps run and enriches declared her “a suppressive person”
the supporting character cast in Oppenheimer is fucking crazy, Christopher Nolan seemed to draw talent from the most unexpected places. some random senator will turn around midway through the movie and you’ll be like, is that fucking Andy Milonakis
First look at Francis Ford Coppola’s ‘MEGALOPOLIS’.
Starring Adam Driver, Aubrey Plaza, Giancarlo Esposito, Laurence Fishburne, Chloe Fineman, Shia LaBeouf, Nathalie Emmanuel and Jason Schwartzman.
hands down the most incomprehensible moment of 2023 was when a prominent media outlet published an opinion piece saying that this man is not funny and we should no longer “put up with him.” unreal
the 2000s were so great bc every movie inexplicably had a game. imagine today watching The Holdovers, then loading up "Holdovers: New England Smackdown" on PS2 and it's actually Paul Giamatti doing the voice over and he's saying like "You better not hold the X button to sprint!!"
there’s really no way to accurately predict who the hot people are anymore. if i saw this guy on the street i’d say he looks like arthur (the aardvark). but then u see challengers and you’re like wait he’s one of the hottest guys imaginable
martin scorsese and paul schrader really would start a film with some title card like “and saint john of the corthinians said, the blind shall see” and then show you two and a half hours of the vilest shit imaginable and then end it with “for my dear friend, tony”
it's time to bring the Away Message back. i'm sick of trying to find unique excuses for not responding to large groups of text messages. 10 years ago i could just post Dave Matthews Band song lyrics and everyone would leave me alone
god it's just amazing, headline after headline, the most significant and powerful media company of all time and it takes them how many years shitting out streaming garbage to finally come upon the genius new business strategy, "the things we make should actually be good"
i don't think we ever really addressed the incredible reality that, when offered what was undoubtedly a ton of money from netflix, david lynch handed them a film where he interrogates a monkey and that's it
John Williams cancels his retirement plans.
“If a film came along that I was greatly interested in, with a schedule that I could cope with, I wouldn’t want to rule anything out. Everything is possible. Only our limitations are holding us back”
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imagining an entire award show devoted to oscar isaac. we nominate him for several different awards and vote on which of his performances are most deserving. of course this ceremony would be called "The Oscars Isaac." just an idea to kick around throughout awards season. thanks
dunno if any of you saw this video of a lady screaming on a plane that the guy next to her "isn't real" but it looked like something that would happen in a david lynch movie so i put some twin peaks music on it, and... yep
what would it be like if Thanos hosted Saturday Night Live? this question haunts my every waking moment. since Endgame is out this week, i finally tried to answer that question. heres my spec script, an entire episode of SNL hosted by Thanos. please enjoy,
we're bringing kit fisto back to star wars battlefront. kit fisto. green man, long tentacle hair. kit fisto was treated very poorly by prequels. he has a big beautiful smile in episode 2. then killed like a dog in revenge of sith. americans are wanting kit fisto back
what if they did a revival of Seinfeld? like not just a reunion, but a whole prestige tv revival, like Showtime did with Twin Peaks? it'll never happen, but i really needed a quarantine project, so i tried to imagine one myself. here's SEINFELD: THE RETURN
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every time it cut to a new scene, the kid behind me said “wait a second..what just happund?” every. time. as a video editor this concept is astonishing to me. like what if an audience did not have object permanence, but for film edits? revolutionary
i cant stop thinking about if watching old movies was as hard as emulating old video games. like to watch grumpy old men you'd have to download a rom from some malware hell site and run a walter mathau bios on your 90s warner bros core. anyway, game preservation should be easier
it's amazing there's a bit in 30 rock called "seinfeldvision" about jerry being trapped in a variety of classic tv formats and it's just been sitting there for over a decade; it aired in 2007 and nobody talks about it. is wandavision literally based on a throwaway 30 rock gag
There is a legend of a place called the Black Lodge. Every spirit must pass through there on the way to perfection. But it is said that if you confront the Black Lodge with imperfect courage, it will utterly annihilate your soul.
hey guys i dunno if im gonna stay on this site but i heard they let you upload long videos now so…one thing i always wanted to post is the full 10 minutes of my edit that imagines a reboot of seinfeld as a prestige tv series. so here it is in full, SEINFELD: THE RETURN
this might sound hyperbolic but it's little stuff like this that i think are signaling the end of marvel's whole thing. this messy kinda shit was always a problem of other franchises, never the mcu. their brand was "we are the good one. we know what we're doing." not anymore
when i was 11 i spent weeks of my life making a horrible flash animation of 2 stick figures fighting each other and it was the most fulfilling thing of my life. i just know in my bones that art should take time and effort. this feels like the antithesis of what makes it special
People aren't taking the "everyone will be filmmakers" seriously enough.
I made this 20s trailer in 15mins with an OpenAI Sora clip, David Attenborough's voice on Eleven Labs, and sampling some nature music from Youtube on iMovie
lmao of all the repulsive things about this, the funniest one may be, who the fuck would ever want the dude who played the most legendarily tense and stressed out characters in film history to calm them down
EXCLUSIVE: The voice of Jimmy Stewart, the legendary Hollywood actor who died in 1997, is featured as the narrator of a new Calm app bedtime story thanks to AI-cloning technology.
The project has the consent of Stewart's family and his estate.
saw furiousa out in the suburbs of long land last night in a fantastic imax theater. seats were comfy, clean, presentation was flawless. and there were like 4 other people in the screening. opening weekend at 7pm on sat night. what sort of diseased moviegoing culture is this, man
fellas imagine your wife is an instagram airbrushed version of a woman portraying quentin tarantino's fictionalized version of sharon tate who was famously murdered by charles manson
like I’m not about policing art or criticism but the idea that a writer got up one day and was like “okay. I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna take down Martin Short” just seems kind of…deranged? like of all the places to devote your energy lol
one thing from 2020 that i am extremely proud of is this Seinfeld: The Return edit. i spent the early weeks of covid trying to imagine the first 2 min of a Seinfeld revival in the style of Twin Peaks. it never really found an audience but hey what the heck ill share it again now
a lot of ppl have said this as a goof but i honestly think if u wanted to recapture the uniquely scrappy and bizarre quality of those original ghost busters film, you have to do a casting like this. that's the whole thing. they're not traditional movie stars. cast weirdos
the very special thing about Dreams is that it's finally unlocked the ability for gamers to shitpost, but with actual video games. it's like Newgrounds in the early 2000s. for this reason Dreams might be the most important game of the decade already
it’s a HORROR game where you play as Jerry’s nephew Donathan and when you get into Kramer’s room there is a haunted doll that kills you. best game 2020
bill maher: the woke left has gone too far it’s like the nuts are running the nuthouse!!
jordan peterson [sitting next to him dressed completely head to toe like the joker]: it’s true, technically feminism is the same as al qaeda
people seeing this tweet and getting mad at me as if i don’t adore the films of schrader and scorsese really don’t understand how hilarious a quote from scripture is when you see it before joe pesci smashes a dude’s head between a taxi cab door
remember when Ashlee Simpson was forced to retire from singing forever because she made the harmless mistake of revealing that people sometimes lip-sync their songs on SNL
starting 2021 by making the dumbest and most niche stuff imaginable. here's part two of Seinfeld: The Return, my series where i imagine a Seinfeld revival in the style of Twin Peaks
actually , they were fuckin cool as hell and not even in a “you had to be there” kind of way. ill always prefer 2000s goth leather over the weird tactical super cop bullshit today that has the texture of a basketball
you ever go on a first date and they tell you all the cool trendy shit they do like go to music festivals and hang out in the hamptons on hoverboats(?) and do drugs you’ve never even heard of and you’re like...awesome, so i listen to Fred Astaire and collect old Nintendo games