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the things i do for love • brosis enjoyer • targs, borgias, lannisters • 🔞
she/her | adult | 🏳️🌈
Joined March 2021
My brothers gf keeps bragging about how he spends more time with her than with me but like ok bitch who fucks him better?.
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im sorry i love you guys but i cannot participate in the campaign to rehabilitate tom cruise's reputation. i get that he is an old man who does his own stunts but he's also a cultist who has enabled decades of abuse, harassment, and extortion so idk the vibes ain't vibing.
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you will not believe who they're talking about.
@fartlord98 @PerseusJackssn Age gap was gross, he waits for her 18th birthday before kissing her, also flirts with her as a 17 year old while he’s in his 20s. & the experience gap. She knows nothing, he takes advantage of that. He talks like she’s much younger- gives advice about being a teenager.
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looking for fic before ao3 is the fandom equivalent of eating dirt to boost your immune system. nothing can hurt me, i grew up before tagging.
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people used to put porn on their dinner plates there is never going to be a time when porn does not exist
there’s no “normal amount of porn” porn shouldn’t exist.
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aemond looking like a damn cartoon villain and halaena just innocently clapping along with his evil speech I LOVE THEM
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once again, the pr agency is called The Agency Group and is owned by Melissa Nathan. There is almost nothing about Melissa Nathan online to protect her from the consequences of her greed and soullessness. But her name is Melissa Nathan of the Agency Group. Melissa Nathan.
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the generational divide in sexual politics is fascinating. millennials rejected the purity culture we grew up with and now zoomers are rejecting the sex positivity they grew up with. instead of parents lecturing us about how romance novels are dangerous, it’s our younger siblings.
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dying to learn they terminally online christians use the word “triggered” to mean “turned on”.
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ok at some point adults are going to have to intervene bc wtf are tiktok teens telling each other
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i really did laugh when daemon said that alicent murdered viserys like dude i know you've got your issues with her but the man had a giant hole in his face. c'mon. be for real.
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i’m old enough to remember when tom cruise went on tv to publicly.mansplain postpartum depression to brooke shields. the same man who hasn’t seen his daughter in over a decade because the cult he helps run and enriches declared her “a suppressive person” .
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i don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can dislike a ship without tweeting about how much you hate it and it’s shippers every day. its actually really easy to not.
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This is a perfect example of why the entire anti/proship thing is so dangerous. This person befriend a 12 y/o under the pretense of helping them "leave" proshipping (whatever that means) and is now trying to get their followers to harass that 12 y/o for rejecting their influence.
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helameond trutherism: an introduction 🧵 . the theory that aemond is the father of helaena’s children is one of the more controversial theories to come out of season 1, so this thread will present evidence and argue that helaemond truthers aren’t *totally* delusional.
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THEORY!!! Aemond and Helaena are going to have an affair and he will be the true father of her children. “an eye for an eye, a son for a son” hits better if they’re Aemond’s kids than if they’re Aegon’s and it would make the battle above the god’s eye so. fucking. insane.
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This person unironically said “I’m nuerodivergent and a minor” to justify the fact they sent a bomb threat 💀
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streets tell me he is considered charismatic and charming but have we ever considered that's because he's a sociopath?.
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i don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re scare of tweeting about a ship you like bc you’re worried about how your moots will react, you need to get better moots. this is all for fun. let it be fun.
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wlw deserves defenders who don’t treat it like it’s a chore everyone is required to complete.
straight women who are obsessed with reading mlm stories but will avoid wlw like the plague really rub me the wrong way.
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i’m losing my mind. i’m crying i’m screaming i’m gnashing my teeth.
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aemond starts crying before the door even shuts. cersei loses when tywin gets dirty and tells her he’s proud of her. tywin and olenna either die or fall in love, i can’t decide.
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it’s funny when antis frame the fact most 25+ fans are “proship” as evidence of some vast generational perversion instead of realizing that we grew up in a more sexually liberal fan culture and know from experience that weasleycest didn’t turn us into dangerous sexual deviants.
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i’m constantly confused by the anti claim that ppl who are into age gap ships have some latent pedophilic impulse, when three minutes talking to these ppl makes it clear they usually identify with the younger character and are kinking on the old men. they’re gerontophilies tyvm!.
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just staring at his sister is in a totally normal way not a targaryen way at all.
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i just don’t understand why there isn’t more media about toxically codependent incestuous siblings with overactive “us vs the world” mentalities whose possessive streaks may or may not lead to the murder of romantic rivals or other perceived threats.
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this might be unpopular, but i think there should be less kink negotiation in fic. let things be unsafe, insane, and nonconsensual.
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i still think the highlight of my time on hotd twt was when leo ashton called his mom out like this
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this person thinks it’s incest when the characters in fast & furious hook up.
Dawg proshippers rlly don’t have any brain after all. Family isn’t blood relations only, it’s the feelings. You can feel the exact same feelings towards your blood relatives and your found family. No sane person would be attracted to their family, blood related or not.
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we never saw them speak to each other but this sexy little arm stroke is a good consolation prize . #hotd #helaemond
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This thread is to provide information/context about the harassment campaign that Grace Van Dien has been subjected to by a certain segment of the Stranger Things fandom. Since the situation is getting notice by the broader fandom, I have this 🧵can help answer people's questions.
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imo the queer puritanism we’re seeing in fandom spaces is the result of gay liberation’s emancipatory project being abandoned in favor of an accommodationist one. instead of challenging concepts like degeneracy/perversion at their core, ppl argued that queerness was “normal”.
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age gap discourse over cillian murphy and florence pugh is funny to me considering pugh is a certified old man fucker.
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if anyone is wondering what it’s like to teach an undergraduate lit course imagine having to read and respond to 90 different versions of this twitter thread in a row.
why colleen hoover + her writing are problematic: a thread. ୨!୧.
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every single bts shot from this show makes me laugh but for some reason aemond just standing there by a car is the funniest.
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congratulations everyone, we’ve got discourse bots now. are you happy? are you proud of yourselves?
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i’m sorry but this man is terrifying???? the energy is dark-sided 😭.
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This child was in a group chat full of adults talking with them about shipping, an explicitly sexual topic. And now that the child has established boundaries and tried to cut off contact, the adults are attempting to bully and isolate them in retaliation.
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“the problem is pleasure”. y’all are never beating the puritan allegations i fear.
@challah_chic @astrisme @bloodyshrike the words shipping vs engaging should mean more to you than they do. there's a Huge moral distinction between someone who watches horror and appreciates disturbing aspects of film vs finding pleasure in the content itself. if you "ship" something there is approval and enjoyment.
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once you see enough “fandom is for losers” discourse you realize that some ppl really never got over their adolescent need to being perceived as “cool.” there’s a self-conscious anxiety to these tweets that would be pitiable if it wasn’t coming from millennials ~of a certain age
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ok no seriously someone talk to me about this exchange. what are those looks?? 👀
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i don’t think ppl who came up in todays fandom can even fathom how much chiller it used to be. when i found out my college roommate wrote fic i asked what she shipped and she said snarry without batting an eye. when i said i preferred snaco, we made each other rec lists.
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romance is not porn and children’s lit and YA are distinct literary traditions. if you find the genre-standard subject matter and themes in YA fiction too mature, you should consider middle grade books. they’re intended for younger readers than YA and might be more comfortable.
@catalystcomett how is kids telling adults not to put porn in the kids' section somehow a bad thing.
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The fact people are able to rationalize someone else befriending a 12/yo and having prolonged contact with while they discuss explicit topics with under the pretense of "saving" them from bad influences is fucking horrific and everyone who sees this should be concerned.
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"curious but what makes u think he's lying and it wasn't actually his alter"
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Every time someone asks this person why they were friends with a 12 year old in the first place, they deflect attention and try to attack the person's shipping preferences. Fictional characters don't matter, real people do. Real children do. These deflections are concerning.
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A 12 year old shouldn't be on twitter in the first place, but if you see one. I can't believe I have to say this, maybe don't invite them to a group chat full of adults and talk to them about what you think good and bad kinds of shipping are? In fact, don't talk to them at all!.
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here are 15 pixels of helaena clutching aemond’s arm with one hand and her stomach with the other. go nuts.
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i'm sorry but i think you should have expected the incest in some of these.
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“21 is a child adult” i swear to god some of you are still going to be insisting you’re children even as nursing home assistants wipe your ass for you.
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you don’t owe nosy teenagers who got lost on their way to youth group yr life story in order to justify the fact you like darkfic. whether it helps you cope with trauma or just hits yr pervy little buttons, you never owe antis an explanation. it’s not like they would care anyway.
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I'm not accusing this person of anything in specific, but just looking at this situation should raise about a dozen red flags. Antis have created the exact kind of social environment that would allow a predator to identify, influence, and isolate targets without detection.
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“the safe space he has found in the internet is now turning against him”. putting aside how deeply cringe this little bible school lesson is, i’m shocked anyone would would be naive enough to consider the internet a “safe space.” do they not teach internet safety to kids anymore?.
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In fact, they would be celebrated for it, as this person's friends seem to be doing. "Those proshippers are so bad and dangerous, come sit with me. I am a safe person you can talk about these things with. I will help you figure out what is okay to like." . This is unacceptable.
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@llggeorgia @PageSix what are you talking about the expanded quote is just as bad fdksfdsfjdksl.
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If you continue to falsely equivocate cartoon alien porn with actual csem that involves the rape and exploitation of real children, you will continue to be a useful idiot for predators to exploit for cover. at least TRY to learn from your mistakes.
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i mean look at this 😭😭😭 someone expressing concern about cyberbulling a child who didn't want to talk to her and her friends about shipping is being treated as "invading our wholesome territory to start drama."
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can we finally have an honest conversation about maladaptive fandom? i’d rather croak than admit to being so psychologically dependent on an fake version of a character that one of the ppl who invented said character had to block me, but this person doesn’t even see the problem
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@DeviantNewt idk if that was a part of the prenup but it was in the divorce agreement. she couldn't date anyone until 2017!!! what a maniac!!.
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the qrts like “why is it always young women with older men” as if it’s some vast conspiracy when the answer is that these female authors are writing stories they believe their female audiences would like to read and many women find older men sexy. suddenly we’re dilfphobic now?.
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Is there *anyone* aemond can look at without looking like he wants to fuck them?
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a man puts a woman on a leash and all the weirdos come out to explain how that’s so father-daughter coded actually.
Sorry, Fallout Shippers: A Lucy and The Ghoul Romance Won’t Work
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this is actually a good example why the protagonist-centered morality of got/hotd fandoms bugs me. the lannisters defending their bastard's claims to legitimacy = evil monsters while the targaryens doing it = loving progressive family. ned gets sympathy but vaemond deserved it?.
How often do these lords need to be reminded the importance of NOT calling the prince a bastard. #HouseOfTheDragon
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just noticed that when they carry viserys away from the table all of the blacks stand up but none of the greens do fdjksflsjd . (also aemond must be on a bathroom break bc he disappears for a few shots 😭)
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found this old screenshot in my camera roll. still a banger.
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I don't normally get involved in discoursey things like this bc it's usually a lot of sound and fury signifying nothing, but this particular situation reveals so much about how anti communities function and how the entire pro/antiship debate could easily be exploited by predators.
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i cannot believe shipping discourse has gotten to the place where 'you've got mail' is considered extra-spicy enemies-to-lovers
The problem with enemies-to-lovers in real life is that it’s much harder to redeem a real life enemy. I could root for an elf with a penchant for cruelty towards other elves but wdym I have to root for the guy who owns the big chain bookstore putting indies out of business?.
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is this tweet from today or 2007? because it’s indistinguishable from what people used to say about twilight, but those people were old and scared of teen girls getting horny. but now they’re young and scared of girls getting horny.
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antis: aemond would never commit incest! that's so out of character!. aemond: i would perform my duty, if mother had only betrothed us. it would strengthen the family. keep our valyrian blood pure.
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mk fans gotta be some of the.most repressed, delusional jokers on this earth bc all i did was google “mortal kombat female character”
all the proshippers commenting and comparing gore to incest; the game doesn't sexualise gore. it's a fighting game for *entertainment*, not pleasure. idrc about these incest shippers i don't vibe with it & it's not my business. however, proshippers need to stop going into (1).
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not a single person coming up with these stunts is working class and it shows.
Okay now folks in the UK who want a plant-based future are doing milk dumps at the grocery store. Curious to know what folks think about this.
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they were made for me
i just don’t understand why there isn’t more media about toxically codependent incestuous siblings with overactive “us vs the world” mentalities whose possessive streaks may or may not lead to the murder of romantic rivals or other perceived threats.
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In the book, Aegon ALMOST fights Jace when Jace asks Helaena to dance. In the show, Aegon looks surprised but then turns away, not really caring at all. In fact, Aemond seems more upset. Their different reactions are capture in the looks they exchange.
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ppl getting mad acting like i said we should burn tom cruise movies. no i just said he's a megalomaniac and a creep and he freaks me out. if you like aggressively friendly sociopaths with overdeveloped savior complexes that's your business but this is not "cancel culture" jklfgd.
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how do you say “hopefully those people were raped” and think you’re on the right side of the argument.
@spacerattiddies no, people with noncon fetishes probably (and hopefully) have a fetish for it because of past sexual abuse or trauma, and using it as a coping mechanism through sex is extremely useful because it makes them feel like they have control of the situation.
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amazing. never thought i’d see someone just straight up admit they get their rocks off by targeting small artists for harassment because they know they can’t bully artists with corporate backing the same way.
@leonyxx_ @SamAburime if i sent hate mail to every single piece of media i disliked, do you think it would mean shit to the multimillion dollar companies behind it?? nope. so ill do it on here as much as i want.
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the girls that get it, get it
to my fellow proshippers, what was your dead dove awakening?.
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they’re the reason for the season and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise
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also very perplexed by the obsession with groomers (though i suspect that’s from growing up on qanon’s internet), but the confidence with which some young people believe that depiction = endorsement seems almost wholly new.
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