imagine cheating on your current partner in front of them by having hallucination sex with your ex's ghost in your head because you miss them and also feel guilty for slitting their throat. romance is not dead after all
armand reading armanddaniel smut on his ipad while he's in bed with louis and louis hallucinating lestat while he's having sex with armand. doing teamwork to get it up
"stop romanticizing galadriel and sauron's relationship. she should hate him for killing her brother"
unfortunately now i'm going to romanticize their relationship even HARDER because 1) I love my ships toxic and messy and angsty 2) it makes you mad
at first lestat tried to seem cool & brave when louis visited him but deep down he was one step away from breaking down bc he genuinely didn't know if louis was alive since 1973. he gave both of his lovers to armand and the next thing he was told was that they hurt themselves
mind you lestat loved louis so much that even though he was aware of he & claudia'a plan to kill him and could've escaped easily he CHOSE to spend his last moment with louis. even when he was dying his last line was "I'm happy it was you here with me"
like I'm sure someone who created a site to write about wincest and thorki without people judging them doesn't mind if you like your ship straight/gay/canon/noncanon/incestuous or whatever
lestat is so fucking romantic if i were louis i'd be shaking and throwing up maybe even considering killing myself after reading his letter
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"nickistat didn't match each other's freak" nickistat is literally depressed bf x borderline gf trope. they'd match each other's mental illnesses in a psych ward
he never did anything wrong in his life and every tongue that rises against my babygirl shall fall so if you're mean to him you better sleep with one eye open
so glad the fake armandcels who expected him to be the prince charming with a white horse coming to rescue his princess finally left him alone and we sickos can stan him in peace now
"the love was there. it didn't change anything. it didn't save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there"
galadriel: having sauron/halbrand flashbacks while talking to other people
sauron: flirting with random women who remind him of galadriel
it's insane how obsessed they're with each other
lestat not telling louis the truth and letting himself be abandoned because he probably thought he deserved it and even years later he still didn't expect louis to come to see him...I'm fine
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Lestat being the one canonically abandoned by every single person he ever loved being portrayed as the one abandoning the people who love him is such a travesty
I'm really sorry that lestat killed your family and stepped on your puppy but unfortunately he can't control his ex husband's fantasies about railing him since he's you know, dead?
lestat: *eating rats, minding his own business in the dump etc*
some random user: I need to devampire that french demon so I can choke the life out of him before throwing him off the Burj Khalifa
after being in 3 big fandoms I have come to a conclusion that the most insufferable person you know who's allergic to good takes is obsessed with the words "failmarriage" and "found family"
oh you don't like nicolas de lenfent? you're now forbidden from perceiving him. don't talk about him, don't think about him, don't look at him. I'm gatekeeping him for myself
devil's minion pfps losing their shit over some fans enjoying fictional incest are so unserious cause how exactly is your ship morally superior? oh right you're not actually pro stalking and torturing and kidnapping real ppl since it's fictional. you're not gonna believe this-