Drew (some assembly required)
@dmc1138
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if it wasn't for this nonsense, I'd have no sense at all.
Delray Beach, FL
Joined March 2009
A lot of vandalism and property damage in Philadelphia last night. But that’s not the strange part. Somebody actually fixed the crack in the Liberty Bell.
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Logging off for a bit. Find me elsewhere if you want to connect. Same username.
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RT @dexteristwisted: The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write this down. I'll remember it"
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RT @adamgreattweet: me on vacation: calories don’t count me after vacation: i’ve made a huge mistake
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Looks like I picked a bad day to become a Tik Tok influencer.
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RT @thefishpants: RIP David Lynch, I know Heaven has a special place for you. A weird, creepy, dreamlike place with 1950s music playing and…
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RT @notincharge7: The best me is phone me. Once I get over the initial horror of having to actually call someone, I am a frickin delight.
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At first I was shocked to hear how Zuckerberg wants more “masculine energy” in the workplace. But then I remembered how Facebook started because he and his college buddies were trying to get laid.
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Me, smiling and struggling to contain my excitement: “Listen everyone, I hate to be the bearer of bad news…”
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RT @adamgreattweet: well well well, if it isn’t the holiday weight i said i wouldn’t have to worry about
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RT @HourLongSauce: Never thought as HR I’d have to tell so many adults that pinching others is not acceptable.
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