Dite_Online
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Just a mischievous little goddess Amateur model I am happy because everyone loves me You'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling
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@ask_aubry
I've never ever seen or heard a woman ask "Where are all the good men?" but salty men seem to love that meme for some reason. It must be tough having to make up things to get mad at
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@pangearesident
@thottbaio
This isn't funny 😢 My uncle has this condition. This is my only picture of him because my grandparents keep him locked in the shed. He still smiles though, god bless
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@thefemiurge
It's interesting, because I've browsed r/transpassing occasionally, and often people who don't pass to me are told they completely pass. I don't comment because clearly they pass to most people.
However, once there was an older lady who was told she didn't pass, but to me she did
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@sewistwrites
When my nephew was 3 he wanted me to turn the garden hose on, and I said I'd ask his parents if it was okay and he was like "You don't need to. You're an adult. You're able to do what you want. So you should just do what I want." Nice argument, but I still asked and they said yes
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@ask_aubry
Every time I read something like this I think about the grown man who kept hitting on my 13-year old cousin, knowing her age. I told my uncle what was going on because it was creepy af and I don't know what he did but he scared him away. That dude probably felt "cockblocked" too
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@GoodReddit
Tbf I've been there googling if "check it before you wreck it" was sexual before saying it in front of my family.
"Why would that be sexual?"
Idk, but I'm always scared of what I say being taken in the worst possible way.
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@im_all_id
I have gotten this before. Usually I get intrusive thoughts that are very hurtful or thoughts to do something I absolutely shouldn't (& don't want to do) but once at my old job a thought just popped in that was like "You're doing a really good job. You're a good Dite."
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@XxDuncanDonutxX
@soggystyrofoam
That last one Jesus Christ imagine dying and this is what happens to your corpse lmao
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@mich_keo
@ErinChack
I'd say kill me now, but I don't want this to have been the last thing I read
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@D0meko
@MANIFOLDHSHQ
@nephyrus
100% Worst episode, in my opinion. I found out it was the lowest rated one, and my past self felt so validated
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@oshafterdark
@AidanTheJester
I'm not in England, but I've noticed this too. The older the customer was, the more likely they'd be rude. I loved later shifts because the customers tended to be younger. Interestingly, elderly people with dyed hair were always friendly, ime. (small samp. size though)
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Help the ghost in my house keeps leaving snakes on the floor so they bite my toes and he has to suck the venom out
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Some days I feel like fridge body+ no curves + hip:waist ratio is 1:1, but then I look in the mirror
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@superkeara
Maybe he was thinking about Spongebob because he lives in a pineapple and has a boring normal name (Bob.) AND Spongebob can't lift weights! (They're making fun of someone in the gym)
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Hey, you! Come meet me behind this tree! I have a surprise ^-^
Nothing sinister... I promise 🐸
#selfie
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Funeral today. I'm probably going to cry my makeup off, but I think my mom would want me to wear it
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Were vs Are ❤️
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QT non-smiling pictures
If you see this 👀
QT with a non smiling picture 📸
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Ignoring my bad makeup (I don't know how to make false eyelashes work with my eye shape) my wig is a very nice bloody colour, especially in different lighting, where it looks darker
Blood red hair 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤
Sky blue hair 😍😍😍😍😍
(Also when I googled both I got a ton of results that were neither sky blue or blood red. Even these could be closer)
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@dawnposts
That would be such a compliment to be locked up with them. Like wow, the kidnapper thinks we're all so amazing. But maybe I'd just be the food so they wouldn't starve : (
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@heather_reindl
@ask_aubry
I agree with what you're saying
I do want to point out 115 lbs is a healthy weight for someone 5'3". So is 130 lbs ❤️❤️❤️
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@eleanordotcomm
I don't really get this. If there's horrible bullshit, wouldn't that be the same things you're worried about? I mean I'm sure your good qualities vastly outweigh the horrible bullshit, but if someone said this to me all I'd hear is that they have to put up with my horrible bs
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Asked for 4 sweet potatoes and got this (thank you roommate)
Lmao, what an absolute unit
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I just radiate sex-appeal /s
I couldn't do a pool stream because it would just be me in an oversized t-shirt with little chicken legs and hair everywhere like Samara just swimming underwater from one side of the pool to the other
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Forgot to share my going live tweet with my mildly fire-themed outfit
I don't own orange clothes, so this was the closest haha. Also could not take a flattering picture of my face
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If I knew I'd be alone I would have dressed less slooty, but not friend's fault. Tried taking selfie and some nice ladies took picture for me. Think I can see drunkenness. Want to wait to sober up before I take bus back. Maybe get more food too.
#selfie
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Home now! Great movie! If you zoom in on my eyes you can see that I cried, but just a little
#selfie
Going to see Inside Out 2 with a friend tonight! She really liked the first one, and I thought it was cute too! Excited
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Went on a 12km/7.4mi hike today! Some of the very steep parts were a bit tiring, but I got to see two beautiful lakes and crawl over hundreds of boulders! Saw a frog! Happy I can explore my beautiful, beautiful province
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I don't really know how to wear this skirt, even though I love it, because I feel like I either look flabby or like a boy in it
#screenshot
#selfie
#lol
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Sometimes I find old videos and I forget why I recorded them
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Confession time
The reason I'm still a virgin is because I'm saving myself for you. Yes, you specifically. You've always been the one I've wanted ever since I received my human body. Every unhinged message you send me makes me fall deeper in love. Please keep spamming my inbox
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No sign of one. I think I'm safe 😣
@dite_online
Hippie! I hear they run nude in places like that! I hope you enjoy your hike, it's good to get back into nature from time to time
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