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Forever an Invincible 🏆
Ashley Cole is the eighth former Gunner to be inducted into the Premier League Hall of Fame. Congratulations, Ashley ❤️
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‘It’s difficult to find a Chelsea player who loses the ball.’
Pep Guardiola: “Chelsea have everything, intense, quality, able to not lose the ball, it’s difficult to find a Chelsea player who loses the ball” (
@FabrizioRomano
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#CFC
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why do you guys just ignore the fact that he’s absolutely terrible at finishing and has actively cost us tons of games???
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chelsea in tottenham’s best ever season
How bad must you be to finish FOUR places below the worst Tottenham team since 2007
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vvd has been dribbled past for the first time this season… by fofana
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enzo used to top these stats but now he’s forced to do second striker shifts cause gallagher has poch’s nudes 😔😔
6.3 - Most progressive passes per 90 minutes in the Premier League this season by players aged 23 and younger (500+ minutes):
6.3 - Billy Gilmour
6.1 - Cole Palmer
4.9 - Michael Olise
4.7 - Antony
4.6 - Dejan Kulusevski
Vanguard.
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he’s always been like this and it’s never going to change, just accept he’s shit and sell him 👍
Enzo and Caicedo win the ball in the final third of the pitch.
Then instead of attacking the space before Middlesbrough reset their low block, Gallagher runs backwards and passes to Disasi.
Watch the reaction of Palmer & Madueke.
Key Player for Poch.
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disasi has more g/a than him
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Players that have regressed under Poch:
- Enzo
- Caicedo
- Colwill
- Badiashile
- Palmer (slowly happening)
Players that have ‘improved’ under Poch:
- Gallagher
SACK HIM BEFORE HE RUINS ALL OF THEM, SAVE LAVIA ANF NKUNKU
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fail end’s academy is just made up of cobham rejects man
Myles Lewis Skelly -
"Before I joined Arsenal, I knew Ethan Nwaneri because we were at Chelsea together and we’ve kind of gone up the ranks together."
(
@arsenal
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poch’s core
🚨 Mauricio Pochettino is pushing behind the scenes for Conor Gallagher to be offered a new contract. Sources say Pochettino wants to build an English core using the likes of Gallagher and James as the foundation. (
@iamrahmanosman
)
#CFC
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the bermuda triangle still going strong
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he’s had a good loan spell at city, think we can integrate him into the first team now
Chelsea will have scouts at the Newcastle vs Man City match this weekend. (
@iamrahmanosman
)
#CFC
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sounds familiar
Pochettino was very animated and frustrated when Conor Gallagher turned backwards instead of playing the ball forwards. You could hear him shouting from the media area
#CFC
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WHAT OPTIMISM?? we’re 10th, you’d think he’s carrying us to a title the way they hype him
Selling Gallagher will kill the optimism of this season for many - myself included.
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they got petrovic doing the gacon tests too now
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enzo last season, curse you poch 😣😣
Which players have made the most line-breaking passes in the Big 5 Leagues in 2023/24?
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yerdas and their obsession with disrespecting legends for dogshit players like gallagher is disgusting
If Connor Gallagher didn’t play for Chelsea, we’d be trying to sign him for £80m.
He fits the profile of everything the club is trying to build.
And guess what… he’s **actually** a quality player.
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@realist_cfc
finishing is not the easiest skill to work on and he has other flaws too like holding onto the ball too long, lack of aerial threat, etc
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poch made him spend half his salary on this just to not even put him on the bench
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colwill has always been good at ball-playing, way before de zerbi.
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manchester city were the shortest squad in the league when they became centurions
It’s not a fetish for height, it’s desperately trying to keep us from being exposed because of poor squad building.
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i don’t think his judgement on a 90 minute game should be trusted
Watch one game of both and Mainoo looks like the £120m player, not Enzo who can’t last 90 mins in a game
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people really think enzo isn’t gonna walk back into the team
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caicedo won more duels and tackles today than you have hairs on your head
You start to understand why people are so disingenuous with Caicedo/Gallagher when guys like this have a Platform.
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@FootballRepost
do you think i want him playing there? the entire point of this tweet is that enzo is suffering there
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@StuuNorman
That’s not my point, I don’t want enzo playing as a second striker. I want him playing deeper so he can get on the ball more and be able to play those progressive passes. Instead, he’s being forced to play at 10 to accommodate for Gallagher in the pivot (where Enzo should be).
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🚨 🔵 There is a sense within Chelsea that Gallagher may not suit the possession Football favoured by Enzo Maresca. (
@JacobSteinberg
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#CFC
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Middlesborough, Luton, Wolves, Brighton, Everton, Newcastle, Blackburn, Brentford, Wimbledon, etc now. All games he’s been poor in for the folks that want to say ‘it’s just one bad game 🥺’. You lot have the memory of a goldfish.
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rice, kane, jwp, maddison, i wonder what the common theme between these players are
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i wonder if gallagher has completed any gcses, i refuse to believe he has anything in his brain
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chelsea fans are overdoing it with the entire liverpool gonna smoke us now stuff, it’s getting cringe
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@ATR3lDES
ngl, a bit unrelated but how can females complain about this when y’all were going crazy over that luton coach the other day cause of an interview??
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‘Matt Law’
Embarrassing from Fernandez, squaring up to Mason Mount for the home fans (and the cameras).
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50m just for you, make the right call.
@FCBarcelona
Available coaches right now, would you want one of them to replace Xavi?
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@TheKopWatch
@CFCPys
@TheSecretScout_
UEFA removed amortization over 8 years, it’s limited to 5 years now but you can still sign player contracts for 8 years
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‘mainoo is better than enzo’
🏴 PREMIER LEAGUE MIDFIELDERS
📊 FORWARD PASSES vs THROUGH PASSES
👉
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amazing, after ruining enzo at ss all season, he’s decided his next target is palmer at f9
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poch is a disgusting person and i wish the worst upon him
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kdb & salah should sue for defamation, what is this
Kevin De Bruyne. Mohamed Salah. Conor Gallagher.
The trio Chelsea let get away.
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enzo & caicedo: ‘gallagher, we need some creativity and goals now !!!!!’
gallagher:
poch, que estas esperando para sentar a este hijo de puta para siempre? ya es indefendible.
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“we need to bring in mourinho now!! standards are needed at this club!!”
🚨 BREAKING: José Mourinho and AS Roma part ways with immediate effect.
It’s over. 🟡🔴🇵🇹
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the gallagher red card meant more to me than the 3 points
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this broja performance 🤢🤢 stick to what you’re good at man
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matos injuring akanji so we can begin our second half title charge, propa chels
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40m release clause… 🤔
🚨 Chelsea scouts have been keeping a very close eye on Sesko in the last months. (
@FabrizioRomano
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#CFC
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funny how enzo already has more trophies than shearer
I mean our ‘best’ legend is better than any of your legends lol?
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@hayasaka_sai17
oh idk, cause they’re forced to play in a shitty system that revolves around one of our worst players in gallagher?
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‘we missed enzo for middlesborough’ ‘EXPERIENCE!!! this is very young brojecrtt, trust brocess’ ‘NO HEIGHT !!’
Internal appreciation with circumstances last game, board feel Caicedo playing would have gave us a big chance of winning the match.
Chelsea higher ups want the next 6 games won. Crystal Palace, Luton, Preston, Middlesbrough x2
Lack of progress described as “uncomfortable”
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spurs, only one man can save you. 50m just for you, make the right call.
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They celebrated Bentas ACL
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they’re arguing over foden & saka while we’ve got ‘starboy gallagher’ on 2000 minutes…
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madrid & barcelona really thought…
🚨🔴 FC Bayern reject the Super League.
“It’s very clear: the door for the Super League at FC Bayern remains closed”.
“Such a competition would represent an attack on the importance of domestic leagues and the statics of European football”, club CEO Dreesen says.
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journalists been having a field day the last 48 hours and our fanbase with their collective 3 gcses are all lapping it up
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surely Mr. ‘Conor Gallagher Fanpage’ isn’t talking about errors in every single game
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i guess we should’ve kept havertz too then
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@bennufc_18
@tedtodorovic
funny how in an off season, enzo clears guimaraes in every metric 😹
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we’re one of them ffs
Man City are 5 points behind Liverpool with 2 games in hand.
Their next 5 opponents are from the bottom half of the table.
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“DinoCFC”
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“Your hairline is a badderz”
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if poch sees 24/25, these owners are unserious and we’ll never achieve anything under them.
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“Gone to chop some more tree’s and earn bare money”
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KIDSSSSS
Pochettino points to the team being young again and too many players playing in the league for the first time. (
@SkySportsPL
)
#CFC
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🚨🔵 BREAKING:
#Chelsea
are considering selling pitch grass to stay within FFP boundaries. Swiss company Lindt says Chelsea have already breached several regulations.
(
@Matt_Law_DT
)
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de zerbi when he’s playing a low block and isn’t getting pressed
the argentine’s position close to becoming totally untenable, we getting closer to destiny chessy nation
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project is finished guys, we’re not winning anything
🚨 In every conversation Mauricio Pochettino has with the directors, he mentions Conor Gallagher as important for his team and this season especially. (
@FabrizioRomano
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#CFC
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is this meant to be a ‘gotcha!!’ moment? he has to pick up the ball from deep cause gallagher can’t make those line breaking passes??? And when he isn’t dropping super deep to receive, he’s starved off the ball. Only had 47 touches against Everton while Gallagher had 111
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@CFCDaninho
bar is lower than hell for him so he gets praised for the smallest things like knowing how to even kick a ball (barely)
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SeunMobolaji twitter wants us to give Conor an 8 year contract on 150k because he ran around like a headless dog for 4 months
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