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JUST IN: China says current tensions in the Middle East are a consequence of the Gaza war
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He has to make it here. This and the “talent aint enough” on his chest would look way too funny in a watford kit
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Booing caicedo but applauding mac allister. I know what you are brighton and hove
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There’s footage of football matches from 100 years ago yet i’m still waiting for the Chelsea - QPR 7-1 preseason 20/21 highlights
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our best front 3
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Our fans. Our players. Our summer.
This is your
#ThreeLions
squad announcement video for
#EURO2024
!
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He wasn’t lying
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🚨woop woop! its the sound of da Olise!
🚨🥶 Cole Palmer is expected to play more regularly inside in a No 10 role.
(
@SJohnsonSport
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#CFC
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🚨 Chelsea are hoping to sell Trevoh Chalobah, Armando Broja, Olivia Buzaglo and Conor Gallagher to raise funds for FFP this summer.
#CFC
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Burying Malang Sarr (GONE WRONG)
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If Sterling doesn’t get dropped after this i swear LOOK AT HIM
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Matt Law derby
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Too cold in London?
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Nagelsmann this, Enrique that. If he drops a 3-3-3-1 masterclass on Klopps head…
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In an alternate universe chilwell took that free kick and we lost on pens
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Ctrl + C, Ctrl + V 🤦🤦🤦 get your own targets
@markgoldbridge
!!!
🚨 Man United made a late attempt to try and hijack Chelsea's move for Tosin Adarabioyo.
(Simon Jones -
@MailSport
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#CFC
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@CFCDaily
Real badman nuh model inna shorts
Straight jeans, cut off foot pants
Everybody haffi ask weh mi get mi Clarks
Everybody haffi ask weh mi get mi Clarks
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Embarrassing from Law, squaring up to a support column for the fans (and the cameras).
At Selhurst Park for Crystal Palace v Manchester City. Can’t wait.
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Played 21 mins this season to Lavizzy’s 33.
Tyler Adams to Chelsea, here we go! The relegation clause worth £20m has been activated today 🚨🔵🇺🇸
#CFC
Agreement reached with player’s agent in London over personal terms and now medical tests to follow — after 10 days negotiations, deal now done.
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🚨 Michael Olise HAS already made a decision regarding his future, however he’s keeping it under wraps as part of his signature "nonchalant gimmick".
(
@MauricioPanini
via
@WatchPlayback
)
#CFC
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we need a chelsea mikeluhg
Records broken so far this season -
- Bournemouth had never won at Old Trafford, Until Erik Ten Hag
- Bournemouth had never scored 3 goals at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag
- Bournemouth had never kept a clean sheet at Old Trafford, until Erik Ten Hag
- Manchester United
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Brighton have gained £225m from Chelsea over the past 2 years, your team is now significantly worse and half of the money has been spent on tony blooms gambling addiction. And you celebrate it
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Badiashile - shite
Chukwuemeka - kid
Ugochukwu - kid
Cucurella - shite
James - never fit anyway
Sanchez - average
Lavia - played 5 mins for Chelsea
T. Silva - pensioner
Fofana - always been injury prone
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When Chelsea win the premier league but I remember that i came 2nd in a tennis tournament when i was 12
But *you* haven’t won anything. Another glory supporter flexing trophies as if they’re his own personal achievement.
Need to think of a word for this psychological syndrome.
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NDA signed.
Pochettino is already Chelsea manager.
Ornstein knows.
Fab Knows.
They’re communication puppets controlling the narrative in partnership with Chelsea.
Also, driving engagements for selfish reason.
Unsure who will break it but it will be broken in days.
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Deivid’s name is not deivid
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I like how he still dived
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5-0 win and still managed to make poch look bad
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love this team. just get rid of poch.
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They briefed this so that people like eghbali more 😭
🚨❗️Chelsea's hierarchy are understood to favour Enzo Maresca, but co-owner Behdad Eghbali has been struck by Roberto De Zerbi’s personality.
(
@MiguelDelaney
)
#CFC
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didn’t even get a here we go yet and he’s got a slander name already…
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too much info about benzema there.
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United had a better season than us and they’re gonna get a better coach as well
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Had a blast lads.
I’ve just understood what this means for Conor. I’m going to protest TODAY and i’m expecting all real gallagher fans to be there.
#CFC
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this is a real picture btw… we wanted JDP he got a BBL
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watched the camp nou goal about 5000 times in my life and it still hits the same
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Should’ve been sold straight after this
🚨 BREAKING: Inter Milan are pushing to sign Trevoh Chalobah for £25m. (
@MrDomSmith
@standardsport
)!
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🚨 RoqueBurner wins the Nonce of The year award, beating Joe Shields and George Benson.
[chelseafc]
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Bayern board interviewing managers
FC Bayern has asked Roger Schmidt after Thomas Tuchel’s rejection
❇️ The answer of Schmidt was: No! He will stay at Benfica Lissabon
❇️ rejection number six for Bayern: No from Alonso, Nagelsmann, Rangnick, Glasner, Tuchel and now Schmidt
❇️ And also candidate De Zerbi won‘t go
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Sources tell me that this exact moment made Boehly start second guessing himself.
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Can’t believe a fugazi 4-4 city game made me believe he will make it here.
Conor Gaslighter.
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im so sick of this guy and ive never even seen him play
🟢👋🏻 Endrick ahead of his final game at Palmeiras, as he will join Real Madrid in July.
📸 André Pera
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Senior sources at the club told me there was a “chopper ball sesh” organized by the coaches today. If you fail to keep the ball up, you get dropped with a parachute. Jackson lost above Spain. Mudryk won. Malang Sarr forgot the parachute. (
@siphillipssport
)
#CFC
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Before you shit you need a toilet
Poch on Cucu new role. Now you listen 👂
“Before you sit, you need a chair” 🪑
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If this guy tried to give a speech as my captain i would just laugh ngl
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🚨EXCL: Behdad Eghbali wants him executed at Stamford Bridge in the name of women’s rights.
#CFC
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He thinks he’s Mourinho 😭😭😭 you live in HOVE
🎙️ Roberto De Zerbi: “ I do not consider those who have won several trophies as the best coaches in the world, I have another judgment.”
#bhafc
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so we’re hyping up a b tec de zerbi from ipswich when the actual de zerbi is jobless?
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Caicedo swapping teams mid game
We can’t let Caicedo play against us on saturday. We need to announce him at half time.
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We’ll just call you Steve we’ll just call you Steeeeveee
🚨🔵 Chelsea reach verbal agreement to sign Brazilian gem Willian Estevão, here we go!
Palmeiras ready to accept final bid worth €40m plus €25m add-ons.
Personal terms agreed 10 days ago, Estevão will join
#CFC
in 2025. 🇧🇷
Just waiting for Palmeiras president to sign.
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“Mudryk is currently on the phone to me, crying tears of happiness. He’s very excited to work with Roberto again.” (
@Teamnewsandtix
on Patreon)
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Listening to a Leicester fan on Alex’s playback, he’s said:
• Maresca has no plan B
• No flexibility, plan A or nothing
• Stubborn
• It’s slow/boring possession at times
• He started to get found out and dipped in form
• He will use the midfield very well
Yikes
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